BARf!

[EZE]

deuces!

[TheOcean]

My husband is dragging my drunk asss to bed. I love all of you. Syth, you will find a better girlfriend. EZE, you're awesome. Night.

[EZE]

Night, Ocean.

[biggles1]

You crazy women and your overtly complicated wedding planning.

Originally Posted by TheOcean

My husband is dragging my drunk asss to bed.

God fucking damnit not again.

[Blaydrix]

*bashes skull into the BAR*

[TheOcean]

Wah...not very sleepy. Also biggles what are you on about?

Alsoalso, be careful blay, you might hurt something important.

[Blaydrix]

Pfffft, like what?

I can't feel my anything.

[TheOcean]

...I meant this lovely cherry wood finish....


Also I am being sneaky and on my phone. And I don't feel anything either.

[Blaydrix]

If I manage to damage the cherry wood finish by bashing my skull into it, I consider that an impressive feat, and after I get out of the hospital I will gladly accept the bill.

[TheOcean]

What did you do that deserves head and BAR trauma?

[Blaydrix]

Oh, you know, just... um... well, nothing I did, really.

I mean I have been feeling really stressed lately since I just found out I'm losing my apartment soon.

But honestly it was more of a I'm so bored I'll smash my head into this BAR head smashing.

[TheOcean]

:/ do you at least have somewhere else to live?

Also violence is a major pasr time here.

[Blaydrix]

I can move back in with my parents but I reaaaaaaaally don't want to do that.

I'm aware of how violent people can get in here. I remember in the good ol' days when the BAR was basically as fast as a chat room, shit got craaaazy in here.

[TheOcean]

There is always people looking for roomies on Craig's list.

[Blaydrix]

....

Yeah, no.

[TheOcean]

Ya never know, might expand your boundaries. I'd let you couch sufr but it would displease the spouse.

Alsi I should sleep. Kronus, stop lurking and keep blay company. The BAR doesn't hurt unless you let it.

[Blaydrix]

I'm probably just going to crash at my parent's for a few months while I save up and look for a new apartment.

Sure would be nice to find some girl that I could talk to. I don't mean to sound pathetic, but I do get lonely sometimes.

[biggles1]

Originally Posted by TheOcean

Also biggles what are you on about?

What did I miss again? :V

[eternity]

Wake up today, and see news about...

All I can say is: FSK YEAH.

[[^_^]]

Originally Posted by MrsSallyBakura

That sounds like fun.

Face, can I borrow a chicken?

Unfortunately the last of them died, perhaps 2 years ago?

[TheOcean]

*wakes up, tries to figure out if she's hung over.*


Nope just dehydrated.


Blay, there's nothing pathetic about wanting companionship.

[[^_^]]

Could always try a companda

[[^_^]]

... too much.... pinwheel steak... and cheesecake...

[TheOcean]

*birds start chirping*

*wince*

ok, I lied. I'm a little hung over.

[animex75]

-blasts an air horn-

[TheOcean]

Thank goodness you're not really here. Husband slamming cabinets was bad enough.

[l3o2828]

My organs are attempting to escape my body,but it seems like they can't decide which orifice is best for their endeavour. It's like their planning is done by Facebook Webpage design team.

[biggles1]

Originally Posted by l3o2828

My organs are attempting to escape my body,but it seems like they can't decide which orifice is best for their endeavour.

Lets hope they don't try all of them at once. That could get very messy indeed.

It's like their planning is done by Facebook Webpage design team.

HA. That, or YouTube's design team.

[TheOcean]

ugh youtube mobile hurts my soul now.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

I just wrapped gcar and Harry's wedding presents

The only non-Christmasy wrapping paper we had was a choice between some bland brown paper and Cars-themed wrapping paper.

I went with the Cars wrapping paper 'cuz it at least looked nicer.