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Fun things to do when you're bored
Note: Dont blame me if bad things happen when you try this stuff.
1.) Abuse the plumbing 2.) Close your eyes and stand on the curb for a minute, keeping your eyes closed. Then, step off it, pretending it is a cliff 3.) Walk into things as hard as you can and see how long it takes you to faint 4.) Draw on yourself 5.) Run outside in your undergarnments 6.) Wear a track suit to the pool 7.) Walk up to someone and tell them they are your new best friend 8.) In class, take off your pants/ shirt and give them to the teacher 9.) Throw things at walls as hard as you can 10.) CAREFULLY hold a lemon in your locker door then slam it shut 12.) Walk up to a teacher in the middle of class and ask if they are your mommy. 13.) At the store, hide boxes of condoms in peoples cart when they aren't looking 14.) Challenge other shoppers to duels with tubes of wrapping paper 15.) Throw random objects into neighboring isles 16.) Insist that a cashier buy a matching pair of high heels so you don't feel so silly 17.) Redress the maniquins 18.) Have a friend push you around in a cart and scream "The British are coming!" 19.) Hide in clothes racks and scream "TAKE ME HOME!" when people walk by 20.) Set alarm clocks to loud rock channels and set the alarms to go off every three minutes 21.) Knock things off high shelves then blame people 22.) Cut off a siblings hair and tell your parents it was the fairies 23.) At school, when an announcement comes on, curl up and scream "GO AWAY VIOCES!" 24.) Marry a squirrel 25.) Confess your love to a street light 26.) Tell people you are blind then say you like their hair 27.) Everytime someone touches something, spray it with Lysol 28.) Make beeping noises when large people back up 29.) Scream random numbers while someone is counting 30.) Chew on borrowed things 31.) Glue random people's things together 32.) Make an appiontment foor the 31st of September 33.) Tell people you were born in a space shuttle on the moon 34.) Learn Morese Code and then have a very perverted conversation with a friend, using diffrent tone of voice with each sentance 35.) Try to communicate only in body langauge 36.) Start each meal by sniffing every peice of food individually 37.) Reply to everyone by saying 'Thats what YOU think' 38.) Get a life 39.) Declare your apartment an individual country and sue your neighbors for invading your airspace 40.) Try to think up a new color 41.) Put a can in an ice crusher 42.) Put random things in blenders and press frapee 43.) Go over to a friend's house and put their cat in the microwave 44.) Tell your neighbors the man in your basement said he misses them 45.) Use every available surface as a drum set 46.) Ask the person behind you if there is anything sticking out of your pant 47.) Buy a jug of milk then ask the cashier if it comes with the little umbrella 48.) Piont to someone at a table on the opposite side of the room from yours and tell the waiter you'll have what he/she's having 49.) Tie sleigh bells to your clothes 50.) Show up to an opera/ school concert in bright yellow 51.) Ask a teacher for their cell phone number 52.) Get a job 53.) Leave tips in a foreign currency 54.) Put snack foods down people's shirts 55.) Lick tables 56.) Put a sign on something that says "I peed on it so its mine" Might be continued, might not XD |
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57.) Play a children's card game on a Mississippi riverboat casino.
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lol
58.) Base an entire evil plot around a childrens card game 59.) Find gay people...you are a lonely person |
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59a.) Find bats...you are a lonely person
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o.o not that lonely, buddy
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Bats, gay people...what's the difference?
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XD one likes fruit, and one is a winged mammal
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Quote:
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60.) Buy a plastic explosive and put it in some kid's lunch.
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61) Put c4 in the school/work/neighbours toilets
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62) paint the wheels of a wheelchair then go around the town painting it white.
(someone has done that in the city centre EVERYWHERE) |
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63) FORUM GAMES OR DEATH
64) BAR |
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65) Masturbate
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66.) Watch other people masturbate XD disturbing, no?
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67) Drink a 2 litre bottle of pop and then throw your guts up. :V
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68) See how fast you have to spin round in a circle for the room to become a blur.
Number 40 is my favourite so far. |
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70.) Have cyber sex because you are too nerdy to ever get a girlfriend and you can't afford a hooker.
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Pick a number out of a hat and watch the corresponding Yu-Gi-Oh episode.
Ah, the joys of having all 5 seasons on your computer. |
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72.) Throw random things at random people then quickly turn around like you are looking at someone else, then turn to the hit person and say "what was that guys problem?"
73.) Go around asking people for a grilled cheese 74.) Keep your pimp pillow strong 75.) Make war, because you'll never make love 76.) Gain 80 lbs and loose 100 just to meet Oprah 77.) Flag youtube vids to compensate for the fact you have an extremely small penis 78.) Eat chicken tenders. With chocolate sauce |
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79.) Put Monster in the Kool-Aid.
80.) Use the boolProp cheats on the Sims 2. |
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81) Streak
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82) Sing Happy Birthday to your Boyfriend.
(Happy Birthday, HarryOatmeal) |
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83) Make a fandub.
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84) Hours on youtube, eating crispy creams.
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85) Pretend you're a car making appropriate (or not) noises
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86.) Undress the manniquens in Aeropostale.
87.) Put clothes from Hot Topic on the (Insert generic clothe brand) Manniquens. 88.) GIve the Manniquens mustaches. |
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89) Look up funny usernames on YouTube, such as "Jesus" or the like.
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90) attempt to use a Kurohitsugi on random people after gelling your hair to look like Aizen's
Last edited by ChaosVincent1; 06-22-2009 at 10:26 PM. |
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91) http://www.allancomic.com/ Read Allan.
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92) Watch T2 and The Dark Knight back to back then...
93) Watch Neon Genesis Evangelion naked! |
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