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Seto Kaiba was originally cast as the lead in the film Gladiator, however his ego was so massive that he would not do the role unless his character was changed from the slave Maximus Decimus Meridius to the incredibly rich Longfellow Deeds. Needless to say, Russell Crowe's ego was not as massive and took the role from Kaiba, making Kaiba refuse to ever watch the greatest movies of all time: A Beautiful Mind and Cinderella Man. This is the only footage that exists of Kaiba's part in Gladiator, yet many Japanese and geeky Americans wish there was more.
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#62
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"My Posy is better than your posy. yah, That's right, I went there. so Stop all your lame comments about how much your better than me because I will sick my entire posy on you."
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#63
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Kaiba: Russell Crowe has nothing on me, got it?
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#65
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Kaiba: Do the artists really have so much work to do that they can't give my fans faces? There's nothing worse than a faceless fangirl! Even with a bag over her head, the facelessness still shines through... and just looking at them reminds me of Elton John's song about Marylin Monroe... candle in the wind my ###.
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#66
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Intimidating music blared over the speakers. The crowd waited ready, some cheering, some jeering. Kaiba stepped forward, Duel Disk on his arm, ready for battle, all eyes on him. What a really lousy time to suddenly get a case of jock itch.
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#67
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Don't you mean posse?
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#68
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I wouldn't want Kaiba to sick his posy on me. I have pollen allergies.
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#69
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#70
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Crowd: Chazz it up!
Kaiba: Screw the Chazz, I have money! Chazz is that guy from GX, >_>. |
#71
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Kaiba's worst nightmare: He creates a super-awesome virtual reality gaming console only to find out that the one game compatable with it is YuYu Hakusho: Dark Tournment.
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#72
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"I wish I had an actual throne instead of this one painted on the wall behind me."
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#74
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lilkuriboh when does this caption contest end? <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley5.png'>
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#75
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He just started it so not for a while.
And by a while, hopefully we mean by about 2 weeks or so. Maybe even a month, you just never know. |
#76
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"The thousand nations of the Kaiba Corp. Empire descend upon you, Yugi!!!"
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#77
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Kaiba: "Wow, this many people came from all across the country just to watch a stupid card game? Morons."
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#78
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Yami: "Our cards will block out the sun!!!"
Kaiba: "Then we shall duel in this coliseum." |
#79
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Kaiba: You see, the reason why everyone who is not me doesn't have a face is because, when compared to them, it makes my obvious superiority over absolutely everyone and everything even easier to see.
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#80
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Despite being a rich nerd, Kaiba couldn't figure out how to put in a virtual concession stand.
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#81
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Kaiba: This coliseum is the perfect size for my ego.
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#82
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Kaiba: Who are you all, and why are you looking at me? Gee, havent you seen a grown man play a childrens card game before?
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#83
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TAKE IT OFF!
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#84
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Are you a bad enough dude to go to [s]Magfest[/s] Kaibacon
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#85
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My Caption:
Kaiba: Those aren't fans. They're the Christmas lights. We just used the crowd to put them all up because there's no way I was doing that myself. |
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#87
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Kaiba, seconds before the rotten vegetables fly at him.
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#88
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Kaiba:"I am iron man do do do do do do do do do do do
wait, my line was what? im not gonna say that! fine THIS IS SPARTA oh and by the way, you're fired caption maker" |
#89
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"You aren't cheering for me enough. You are a fired holographic croud if I don't here cheering for me by the end of this sentence!"
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#90
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A brand new DUEL DISK SYSTEM! $50
An outfit that makes you look so good you never take it off: $500 Organizing and running a world class card game tournament that puts hundreds of people out of work: $50,000 The look on Yugi Motou's face when he finally loses to me in front of a Colosseum filled with faceless holograms: Priceless |
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