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granted, the pain transferrs to your head
I wish I had something to do |
#62
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Granted, you try to figure out why the state vegetable of Oklahoma is the watermelon. >_< And your brain explodes.
I wish I had a watermelon. |
#63
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granted, and now Oklahoma wonders why you stole their state vegetable (is that true?)
i wish i had some caramel candy |
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>_< Sadly, it IS true...
Granted, your "something" is an ant hill in the middle of your room. I wish Oklahoma's state vegetable was a vegetable. [ Or at leadt something commanly reguarded as a vegetable, like the greenbean. ] |
#66
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granted but it's the couch potato
i wish for the greatest theme music to be played in the background of any room i enter that annoys everyone but me but is so awesome that even they cant do anything to resist or complain about it |
#67
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Granted, but the music plays so loudly that you can never manage to carry out a normal conversation
I wish I could have glasses that make me smart |
#68
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granted but (dont say get beat up, dont say get beat up, dont say get beat up, dont say get beat up...) ummmm (DONT SAY IT!) YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!!! (YES I AM! MENTEL BITCH SLAP!) *Smack* ow... fine your head explodes from the knowlege.
I wish that my mind didnt betray me |
#69
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Granted, you work together to take over the world...and get pwned by the main character.
I wish I was a main character. |
#70
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Granted but you are killed off by the directors to make room for someone new
I wish for a ham sandwich on white bread to appear before me on a china plate which can be easily grabbed and all the ingredients are in date and only i get to eat it |
#71
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Granted, but you get shot by Osama bin Laden before you can grab it
I wish for world peace |
#72
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Granted, but the genie you with to is a bit deaf, and you get world pieces. O_o
I wish I had perfect pitch. |
#73
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Granted but since i don't know what a perfect pitch is i'll just give you a pitcher of water
i wish i had more to do on the net or any where |
#74
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Granted. You are turned into a fish and immediately get caught by a fisherman. You can now flop on the net.
I wish for The Million Box. (Old Bugs and Daffy cartoon) |
#75
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Granted, but there is no money in the million boxes of the box.
I wish for cheese. |
#76
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lol, it's being able to identify musical pitches by ear.
Granted, but it's say cheese, and therefore pointless. I wish I had a hammer. |
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Granted. You'll hammer in the morning. You'll hammer in ihe evening... In fact, you'r so glad to have this hammer that that's all you can do, ever.
I wish for more Yugioh Abridged episodes to come out tomorrow. |
#78
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[ That's exactly what I was thinking of... ]
Granted, but every internet video hosting site collapses permanently. I wish for pie. |
#79
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Granted but that pie is filled with hamsters, toilets and pubic hair. Oh dear.
I wish I had two unicorns called Bert and Steve-Jones. |
#80
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Done, but they have luck as bad as Charlie the Unicorn.
I wish for a TIME MACHINE!!! |
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granted but its itchy!!!
i wish for cake |
#83
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Granted, it's a cake of soap
I wish to sleep |
#84
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Granted but you wake up even more tired than before and you couldn't sleep until the next night.
I wish I had my own working laptop that I didn't have to share. |
#85
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Granted, but the internet access is a choice between intermitant Wifi and dial-up.
I wish I was a genius. |
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Granted, but you become soo smart- your head explodes. What a mess.
I wish I had a rainbow that would last forever! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'> |
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Granted, and it stays as bright as a 1000-watt bulb so it illuminates through everything making it hard to sleep...ever
i wish i had strong armor i can use and wear everyday, it doesn't matter if i can take it off or not |
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granted but its so heavy it crushes you
i wish i passed all my exams |
#89
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granted but a... um... flying turkish man (hey im running outta ideas) takes your exam and its like you never didthem so you get a F.
I wish I wasnt running outta ideas |
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Granted, but your idea-generating machine is idiotic.
I wish for chocolate. |
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