This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Old 12-14-2008
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I'd be rich if I had a euro for every dollar I didn't have....
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I'd be rich if I had a dollar for each time I was banned from a site. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>
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I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every piece of rubbish that is strewn around my room, and then I converted those dollars into pounds.
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LOL
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I'd be rich if I counted how many times I'm lazy during an entire year and how many times my brother can piss me off in a day.
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I would be rich if I had a dollar for every time someone says "OMG!"
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I would be rich if I had a pound for every time someone necroed a thread >_>
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i would be rich if i got a dollar for every cus, dirty and silly thought that came from myself or my alter ego.

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I'd be rich if I got a dollar for every kill I've gotten on Thing-Thing Arena.
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I'd be rich if I got an euro for everytime I said something I didn't want to say.

@redphoenix> Sounds a lot like me. XD
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I'd be very rich if I got a pound for every time someone came up to me and said: 'Bakura? Isn't that the woman with the white hair?'
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I'd be rich if I got a Euro for every time a stupid American said ''Are you from Scotchland?''
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I'd be rich if I got a pound everytime somebody gave me a look that simply screamed 'WTF?' after I just said something
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I'd be rich if I got a Euro for every time a stupid American said ''Are you from Scotchland?''
THE LAND OF SCOTCH!
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I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every time my Internet randomly crashed....

Last edited by TPishek; 04-08-2009 at 06:06 PM. Reason: ...or every time I made a typo....
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I'd be rich for if I had a dollar for every time I gave a high-five
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I'd be rich if I got a pound for every time I glomped someone.

[ That's a lie.... I'd have about.... twenty-nine pounds and fifty pence... ]
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I'd be rich if I got a dollar everytime the BAR died...

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I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every time someone said that the BAR was dead.
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I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every time someone complained about people saying the BAR was dead... xD
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I'd be rich if I had a pound for every time someone wrote XD
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I'd be rich if had an euro for everytime someone makes a one word post.
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I would be rich if I had a dollor every time I saw that avatar with the same/slightly altered picture of Bakura.

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I'd be rich if I had a pound for everytime I pissed somone off with my annoying randomness.
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i'd be rich if i had a penny for every porn site on the internet
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I've be rich if I had a pound for every copyrighted video on YouTube#

[ @havefun: Actually, I was watching something on TV the other day and apparantly, only about 5% of the internet is porn o_O ]
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I'd be rich if I had an AUD for every game of solitaire that I'd lost.
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I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every dollar I didn't have prior to making this statment
(PARADOX avoided)
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I'd be rich if I had a PENNY for every time I said I was and or pretended to be Solid Snake
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Old 04-24-2009
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I'd be rich if I had a dollar for everytime I've ever refused to clean my room.

I know it's not a particularly fancy entry but it is very true.
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