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01-02-2009
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HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY LOVELIFE!! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>
I've since found out that Kroze already has a squirrel T_T THERE'S NO HOPE FOR US!! Despite all his threats to reveal my sordid secret, Kroze's evil twin brother was unable to prevent himself from falling into an inexplicable forum coma. Turns out they're clones, go figure... Anyway, Kroze woke up and did the news post. He found the sticky note and decided he wanted to take me out back and [ let me down gently... you sick bastards xD ]. ... Instead he shouted about my perversion from the rooftops and proceeded to fall down into a shop, where he swaggered out wearing a guy fawkes mask O_o The worst thing happened just then because a horde of rabid /b/tards suddenly jumped on Kroze and raped him into oblivion, believing him to be Epic Fail Guy (wait... so he wasn't?) Magickand Face came to me and put their arms around me while a sobbed quietly about the death of Kroze, my love... Magick leaned over to say something to me.. something hopefully consoling... "Those weren't tacos, they were burritos" he said, gradually tightening his grip on my shoulder... I knew I had to run, because the Pedobear had lied to me. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley8.png'> While escaping from the Server Admins, who were intent on bending forum reality to their will so that I could not hide anywhere, I ran into Underling and I begged him for help. He said ":V" which I knew to mean "I will hold them off for as long as possible DESU~" And so I continued running and running and running, until I bumped into Darkarcher who was standing on the roof of a farmhouse, crowing loudly... "Hey dark-kun, little help please?" I shouted to him, and he used his ninja power to transport me to an unnameable blog where a Bird-woman greeted me with brightly coloured socks. It was there I stayed until Magick had been appeased. I walked out into the open forum where I saw, I saw... KROZE, the big dinosaur of my dreams! I ran to him and threw my arms around his avatar, and DESU'd in his [ FAIL ]. He pushed me back saying "There can be no love between us, for I have a terminal disease, it's better this way", "but Kroze, I love you so!" I shouted at him, but he simply put on a Kaiba mask and smiled (+1 dead puppy) and said "TeddyBear will take good care of you >;D" And it was then I realised... The Game |
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#33
01-02-2009
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NOOOOOOOOOO
YOU FAILED IT UP! DAMM YOU! DAMM YOU ALL TO HELL! |
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01-02-2009
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xD
Just as Planned |
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#37
01-04-2009
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don't hate the game...
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