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Old 10-02-2007
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"Bakura....you know those foods are outdated right?"

Bakura- "wha?"
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Yugi: What are you doing Bakura.
Bakura: I'm having weetabix with youghart and banana on it, im british you know
Joey: you do know thats mokubas breast milk right...?
Bakura: Bollocks..
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Everyone was shocked to find that the secret ingredient in Bakura's Happy Cakes was Kaiba Corp. brand milk. Kaiba Corp. milk comes from Happy Cows!
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Bakura: You bloody tarts left me alone on this island with nothing but spoiled food from the castle since the Duelist Kingdom episodes, but now that season four is losing ratings you come crawling back!

Joey: Who are you again?
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in the time it took me to type that 3 people responded, blast, no first get...

Kaiba Corp brand milk comes from the mothers of the innocent puppies that died when Kaiba smiles.
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hmmm breakfast of former champions, or wanna be champions?
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Bakura: MMM, this milk is delicious, how did Kaiba learn how to make such good milk?
Yugi: BAKURA, THATS NOT MILK.
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PS] I think Meowzy should've won the last caption contest.
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One dark, rainy day, Yugi and friends went to go eat the bananas and milk they had saved for a rainy day, only to find they had all been eaten by Bakura.
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Bakura: Oh hello everyone care to join me for lunch? We can all have Kaiba Corp. milk as well. You'll never guess what's in it...i'll give you a hint it starts with a c
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Kaiba Corp milk is Kaiba flavored, it goes best with Yugiohs, they're Yugilicious.
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KibaCorp milk comes from the curticy of all the employees
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Bakura eats all his fruits and vegetables because his mommy calls him a good little boy.


Kaiba Corp Milk comes from genetically altered Blue Eyes White Dragons.

Kaiba Corp Milk, its as white as a White Lightning Attack, and the guy that owns this company. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>
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By any chance would you be talking about Calcium? lol
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Runners-up. The "up" describes the noun, runner, and so the noun (runner) is the one that needs to be plural. Same thing with mother-in-law, or attorney-general (Mothers-in-law, attornies-general.)

KaibaCorp milk comes from Bakura's nipples. He's been milking himself, and that's why he's covering his nipples.

I'm bad with captions, though, so I'll stop here.
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Old 10-02-2007
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Bakura: hey guys! you must try this new kuriboh flavoured milk. i wonder what is it made of.
Yugi: you realize that kuriboh is a hairy ball, right ?
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Bakura: Smashing! This milk carton really worked well as the Kaiba Corp. tower for my new food town, and this banana will be a great school bus! Hey guys, care to join me?

Tristan: My turn, my turn!
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Bakura: Remember kids, when Kaiba and lots of American money loves each other very much, more money is made. As awkward as this sounds, Kaiba.... tussels with the money and the money becomes.... pregnant. Months later, the money, through the pain of childbirth, conceives all new stuff to make even more money for Kaiba to... tussel on. And that's where this crappy milk comes from, kids.

Joey: So you're saying that Kaiba has s...

Bakura: Now, I didn't say all that.
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Hey guys im practicing for Jungle Book the Movie.
I got monkey #7
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Joey: A-ha! So Bakura was the one who stole the food from the main characters' buffet! He even stole Kaiba's "special milk" that he said he "made" by himself with himself especially for me!
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Bakura: "Oh, hey guys! I'm just rubbing fruit and milk into my chest through my shirt. It's a British thing."
Yugi: "I.... uh...... WHAT?"
Bakura: "Oh of course, how rude of me. I've got plenty to share, if you'd like"
Tristan: "Dibs!"


And as for the KC-milk question, it's not really Kaiba-Corp brand milk. They make accessories and to children's card games they don't own, milks just absurd! That brand just has added potassium and vitamin C! It's too bad the logo was similar enough for Kaiba to sue Cowtastic Dairy Co. out of existence.
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ummm....Kaiba Corp. Milk Comes From....Cows?
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Narrator: "A balanced diet contains one or more of the 6 basic food groups, cookies, bananas, milk (that contains only God knows what), coffee mug, anything from a cylinder container, and something out of a random box in the back of the refridgerator."

Bakura: Got Milk? Bananas? Cookies? Anyone?
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Bakura: Hey guys, Come try some of Mai's smashing famous breast milk! And look it says it's made by Kaiba Corp!
Joey: And why are you eatting a banana with it?
Duke: He's a shemale can't you tell? They gotta have both proteins to satisfy their diet, if you know what I mean.
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Joey: All right Bakura! This is a hold up! Give us your Kaiba Corp Milk and no one gets hurt!
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Kaiba Corp milk. It is milked from our finest AIDS infected Kuribohs. It makes main characters attracted to tea partys and makes gay people rub fruit on their oddly shaped nipples. Only 5 monster cards per carton!
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Joey: "This party's over!"
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Bakura discovers the wonders of Feng Shui.
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