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#32
10-02-2007
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Yami: Bakura's eating all of the food!
Tristan: Let's vote him off the show. Tea: This isn't Survivor, you idiot. Bakura: KC Milk is manly milk that comes from manly cows! All(other than Bakura): EWWW!!!! 
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#33
10-02-2007
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Bakura: Oh! Hello, chaps! So, did you hear the news? Kaiba made a new brand of milk! It says here on the carton that if you drink it, you become world champion of duel monsters, have a brother that gets kidnapped once every 10 minutes, get really strong cards, become a multi billionaire, and you get a catch phrase! Man, I really love bananas and whatever the hell I'm holding in my left hand! Hey, where'd my right foot go? Why does the cup in the lower left hand corner of the screen have a really small handle? It looks like it could break if you just tried to pick it up! Tristan, whats with your arm? Wait a bloody minute, here. Where the #%@$ am I?
Yami: In the name of my Egyptian Bling, I call Bakura the character with the least amount of attention to one subject on this entire show! or you can have it without the Yami part. oh, and Kaiba milk comes from Kaiba's Anime mullet, coat tails of doom, and his awesome catch phrase. or it could be the bad grammer of my avatar. comes from the worst game of all time! Big rigs!
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#38
10-02-2007
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Tristan: Let me play!!! What???
Bakura: Hey, what's hangin Yugi: We heard someone summoned the shadow realm and was torturing thousand upon thousands of useless extras... which would be super special awesome except Mai's boobs were one of the people... which was not super special awesome since they are some form of a main character we had to save them. Florence: So you really don't... uhh.. *cough* *cough* Bakura: well you see there is nothing going on here, just me... eating a banana... and drinking tea... on the floor... alone... in this strange room. Yugi: You sure Joey: Aww... I wanted to torture extras Tristan: Me too Yugi: Don't worry, maybe I can get Yami to take us to the shadow realm and you can torture that smelly old man, uhh... That was a little long... oh well, as for the Kaiba corp milk. You see when a company becomes as successful as we assume Kaiba Corp... or not <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'> (and we all know Kaiba is a great CEO, being in high school and basing the company completely on a children cards game that someone else made) , you try to expand your markets and stuff. So Kaiba Corp began making other things not related to children card games like, Kaiba Corp cereal, and coffee, and fruit, and stuff... and milk just happened to be one of them. It makes complete sense for a corporation to go from selling powerful military weaponry to milk. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>
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#41
10-02-2007
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Bakura: Hey guys! I'm making crystal Meth so this game makes sense!
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#42
10-02-2007
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TEA: Quick, get out! The building's on fire!
BAKURA: Thank god you found me! I almost had to drink this bloody Kaiba Corp milk! JOEY: Oh, its just that gay guy. YAMI: (in his mind-crush voice) HE CAN BURN! TRISTAN: Bye Pegasus! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>
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#43
10-02-2007
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Hey guys. Want some Kaiba milk? Straight from Kaiba's nipples!
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#45
10-02-2007
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Bakura: It puts the Kaiba milk on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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#46
10-02-2007
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Bakura: Guess where the top of this banana is.
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#50
10-02-2007
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Bakura:0011100011001100
Yugi:101010001110 Tristin:0010010101001011111001 Bender: HAHAHAH! THIS GUY SHOULD WIN!
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#51
10-02-2007
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#52
10-02-2007
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#53
10-02-2007
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(HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH, I WON!)
Bakura: KaibaCorp's genetically-engineered milk is fortified with all kinds of essential nutrient, and even some nonessential ones! I've never felt better, and with no negative repercussioooooooooh ooh ooh, AH AH! GOT KAIBACORP?
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#54
10-02-2007
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Joey: "Who are you and what are you doing here?"
Bakura: "Oh, hi guys. I finally got a job!" Joey: "We don't care!" Bakura: "I'm actually using my breasts for something." Yugi and co.: "..." Bakura: "What? Did I say something weird?" Te`a: "No wonder he never takes off his shirt."
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#55
10-02-2007
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-gang enters-
Yugi: Bakura, what are you doing? Bakura: Oh, hey guys just getting a little mid-night snack. Yugi: No, you're not supposed to eat after mid-night! Bakura: why what's wrong wi.....mehehehheehehehehhehehheeee!!!! Yummm......
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#56
10-02-2007
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You do realize someone did nearly that exact same quote at the top of the page right?
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#57
10-02-2007
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After a long hardy breakfast. Bakura decided to learn how to put a condom on a banana...
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#59
10-02-2007
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Bakura finally got caught performing oral sex on a banana.
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#60
10-02-2007
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Kiaba Corp Brand Milk only uses the finest breast milk straight from Mai Valentine's enormous rack.
Bakura: (in song) Breeeeeeaaaast millllk. You made my dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
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