Wishes will be Corrupted

[insaneXchaos]

granted, but every thought before that was been taken away too

i wish i could finish off my fanfiction and get over my writers block

[YoshiYoko]

Granted, but it involves your favorite character dying.

I wish I could play an istrument.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but that instrument is a kazoo, the most annoying instrument on the planet.

I wish for an evil clown minion.

[lilliejean]

Granted, but he steals the limelight

I wish for less repetition

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but now your life has no order, bringing chaos!!!

I wish for super powers.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but your weakness is posted on the Bakatube [ My word for Youtube. Baka = idiot in Japanese ] and Facebook so now everyone knows it and your left powerless all the time.

I wish that evil clowns [ namely FreedomIllusion ] could be extinct!

[FanMan]

Granted, but soon you end up becoming an evil clown yourself and end up becoming extinct yourself.

I wish that mopeds could go as fast as bullet trains.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, however when your on your moped going as fast as a bullet train you are on the road and crash into a building causing you to die on impact.

I wish that having fun meant doing something good to somebody else.

[insaneXchaos]

Granted but in turn something bad happens to you afterwards

i wish that i could finish my cosplay in time for the next anime convention

[ btw my characters do really die in my fanfic, i just can't get to it ]

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but you were in such a rush that it looks like you threw it together the night before and you get rejected for the costume contest.

I wish I could see HUnter X Hunter dubbed in English!

[ I have been dying to watch it dubbed! I have even looked in the places I could! ARGH! I think I might actually die if I don't see it. T_T ]

[ Oh and insaneXchaos, I know what you mean about the fanfic. I'm writing one, too and I am having a difficult time getting back to it. ]

[YoshiYoko]

Granted, but you're the towel boy.

I wish for pocky.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but its poisonous and you die after the first bite.

I wish for poison.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but you drink it.

I wish for a hot air balloon.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but the gas leaks and the balloon blows up. ... With you inside.

I wish that 4Kids would just dub the anime without all the edits.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but they dub it in Esperanto.

I wish for a time machine.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted butit takes you to the beginning of time before the world was created. And since the world hadn't been created, you die of boredom.

I wish that lazer beams can come out of my eyes.

[Seraphim]

Granted, but you burn everything down due to the fact that you can't stop shooting highly-concentrated lasers beams, which cause sufficient friction to cause fire don'cher'know.

I wish for the power to astral-project and be able to possess people with this projection.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but when your posessing someone, an excorsist comes and sends you to the other side.

I wish for inter-galactic uhh... something-er-other.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but instead of intergalactic something-er-other, you get Pluto. HA

I wish for a dozen Titan missiles.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but your reign of whatever lasts for five minutes.

I wish for a vial of Smallpox.

[FanMan]

Granted but you end up getting smallpox from the vial.

I wish the cheese on the pizza was cheesier.

[Rydonmower]

Granted. The cheese is so cheesy that your head explodes with cheese and cheesy goodness.

I wish my internet was faster.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but every page is in Greek.

I wish for immortality

[Seraphim]

Granted, but it doesn't include eternal youth. You keep aging for every year that passes, feeling the effects of being old but you can never die.

I wish I didn't have to work today, but still keep my job.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but you live in complete solitude, in Antartica.

I wish for ownership over Argentina...mwuaahahahaaha..

[CELTIC]

Granted but you can't speak Argentinian

I wish for world peace

[DarkPhoenix]

Granted but then the Earth implodes

I wish for More Beyblade DVDs

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but when you put them into your DVD player, they explode.

I wish for cake!

[CELTIC]

Granted but it's got poison in it

I wish I lived on the moon

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but since theres no air up there.....HAVE FUN!

I wish for a private jet.