The Mock Game

[bakurachick]

Here's how it works:

First poster posts something to mock.
Second poster mocks it and posts something for the next poster to mock.
Try not to get in fangirl/boy fights about Twilight and such.

Start:

Disney

[animex75]

Disney rapes stuff worse than 4Kids could ever hope to, you want bullshit? let Disney do the editing...not to mention the subliminal messages and blanketed racism (ex. the crow in Dumbo name Jim, as in the Jim Crowe Laws)

the BAR

[Dalord]

the BAR takes longer every week. plus there are no real drinks just pretend tea.

Panties!

[Turtlicious]

Disney: where racism goes to hide

Long examples list

 

"In this forgotten Mickey Mouse book from 1948, Mickey gets a crate full of West African bananas, and finds an African inside instead! Ha!" The savage soon is confused by Mickey's human lifestyle and commits acts of random violence.

Lesson Learned:
"What's the deal with Africans? If they're not trying to eat it or throw a spear at it, they're worshiping it as a some sort of tribal deity, am I right?"
The book compiles almost every offensive preconception of Africa lurking in the American subconscious.
Some choice quotes:

"Well, well." Mickey laughed ... "So I'm supposed to be your governess and nursemaid, and you can't even talk!"

"Let me see. A genuine African native," Mickey murmured. "Perhaps I should start showing him off."

Perhaps the most depressing part is that this was somebody's idea of tolerance, back in the ideallic '40s:

"Poor little guy! He just makes mistakes. He doesn't know any better. I'll just have to be patient and teach him the right way to do things," said Mickey.

Also Fug that noise

TWILIGHT!!!!

[animex75]

(turt, you got ninja'd...big time >_>)

[Turtlicious]

...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU~

[animex75]

just edit it >_>

[Dalord]

PANTIES!

[Turtlicious]

Dalord wears them

that should be enough...

TWILIGHT

[animex75]

sparkle fairies. 'nuff said

hentai

[ClumsyCake]

Mean's "Pervert" in Japanese.

WATER

[animex75]

that stuff is annoying, good thing we don't need it to survive :V

vbulletin

[ClumsyCake]

The most crappiest forum software to use.

HARRY POTTER

[Dalord]

kid with small penis! plus someone ruined the ending for it!~

Taco bell

[gwtyler1985]

Yo quiero shut the hell up.

FOX

[animex75]

they are a disgrace to the Republican Party, they need to get their damn facts straight before putting stuff in their stories

this game

[gwtyler1985]

You wanna make fun of stuff? What did stuff every do to you?! STUFF IS AWESOME!!!!

Invader Zim

[animex75]

the time slot that we got it for here sucked, i never got to watch it cuz i was never home

yourself

[gwtyler1985]

I COMPLAIN AND YELL TOO MUCH!!!!!

Deliverance

[berober04]

I mock your deliverance

Annoying Word Games in the Forum Games Forum

[animex75]

they can be a pain in the ass, especially when someone kills the game because they say a word that nobody understands

this game

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Is just a retarded way of raising your post count, its not even that fun

Pizza

[animex75]

there is no real point in making the stuff, you get the same stuff from a sub sandwich with tomato sauce in it

fast food

[JesusRocks]

Substandard food for substandard people

Kroze Forums

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

FAIL, enough said

Churros

[gwtyler1985]

honestly, there are so many things that i could mock about those that i can't mention on this forum for fear of being permabanned.

Cops. the TV show or the annoying bike riding dwarfs. take your pick.

[animex75]

the cops are never around when you need them, i see people running lights and nearly causing crashes all the time and no cops are ever around

school

[ggbhtg]

School is BORING even if it is important.

Sonic the Hedgehog

[ClumsyCake]

A fast blue ball...

KITTENS

[animex75]

they're just too cute

people