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Im terrible at emails, especially formal ones, cuz i barely write them

(also i have a tiredness enduced sore head so like, bye peeps, have a good whatever time of the day it its for yourselvevs.)
Unfortunately, when your job requires to you write e-mails to Government Ministers and representatives from Foreign Governments, you have to be somewhat adapt at this kind of e-mail. :P

I get those headaches, as well, but mine are due to being overworked. Anyone who says that Civil Servants do not work long enough hours has never been in a Civil Servant's home on a weekend. I was even working on both Christmas day and New Years day. -_-

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Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.
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ouch
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Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.
holy shit, the lurkers really are getting shaken out of the woodwork
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http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Outer_God
http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Elder_God
http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Old_One
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so they'll steal Chthugha, but not Odin? they had to do a not!Odin when i'm pretty sure they're both public domain?
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(Overkill Death 1)Revenge my friend... Revenge...
Time:1800
Destination: 7
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Members: Eia, Clank, Holy

Clank is about to die, His final breath draws near, pain from the fire singes his skin.
He makes a decision "I won't make it out alive..."
He takes up his sniper rifle and aims it at Eia (28 40)
Both hit her legs and she falls as she arrives at her destination, But Clank is done...
He smiles and lets the fire take him "Oh well... A shame..."
He rolls over on his stomach to let the flames take him, But the pain he has caused will not let him do that... He has taken too much lives to choose his way to die....
Holy takes up another Molotov and hurls it at his body, The bear begins to fire and Eia also aims her gun...
THey all Hit, Combining with the flame to cause a huge explosion, causing Eias bullets to fly out of his body, Holys Cocktail to incinerate the body and the Bears beam to destroy any evidence of the Sniper, Clank.


RESULTS
Eia: 40% (Armour stopped Damage)
Clank: 0% (Burned, Shot, Bottle Smashed, Bear Beamed to death)

(Overkill Death 2) Day 10


Burn the witch!
Sector 07P

Clank4Prez attempted to run away and healed himself back to full health. However, his enemies had different plans. I?m going to break this down just so you guys can see exactly how much you overkilled him.

Clank4Prez - Heal, 100 HP
0mnislash17 - Throwing Knives (32), 1 hit, -12.5 HP (HP: 87.5)
Fat1Fared - Machine Gun (25 15), 2 hits, - 20 HP (HP: 67.5)
Zairak - Machine Gun (35 81 16 13 5), 4 hits, -40 HP (HP: 27.5)
Eia - Pistol (4 9 32 78), 4 hits, -30 HP (HP: -2.5)
Turtlicious - Pistol (49 45 34 20 46), 5 hits, -37.5 HP (HP: -40)
easygoinguchiha - Sniper Rifle (40 100 50); Struck leg, torso, and arm, respectively; On the torso shot, flipped 5 heads out of 5 coins making it a headshot; -20.5 HP + instant kill (HP: -60.5)

So, not only did you do 160.5 HP of total damage...you also killed him twice for all practical purposes.
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Wow, everyone is coming out of the woodwork. I feel like everyone got together for the forum's funeral, only its not quite dead yet.
You've clearly never had a family member that keeps almost daying but just won't die. When grandma had her fourth major stroke my uncle actually said "are we sure this time? Airplane tickets are expensive. "

I can't blame him. Grandma was a bitch.
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four? my great grandmother only had one (maybe two? i dunno what killed her, i always assumed age since she was damn-near 90)
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My great grandpa is still alive at 95 and he's actually healthy enough to do yardwork and drive around.
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She wasn't what i'd call lucid by the end. After the fourth she had a series of ministrokes and a month later finally died of the fifth major one. My family doesn't die easily. Grandpa on the same side took hours for his body to shut down after a major car wreck. Doctors were amazed they said he shouldn't have been able to breathe at all with the sheer amount of head trauma. His lungs wouldn't give up though. This was the man who couldn't have his carotid arteries cleaned out because the tiny amount of blood getting through the cholestrol on his arteries was just enough to let him function normally but if you stopped half that blood flow by clamping the artery in order to do the surgery it would result in brain death. He was also the only person i've ever met that was on both blood thinners and blood thickeners at the same time-which was the only reason at 70 he stoped drinking after being an alcoholic his entire life. Stopped cold turkey.....jesus I just rambled
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My Grandma is 87 and is in better shape than most of her children. Too bad her mind is gone, because I'm pretty sure she will outlive a few of my uncles.
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My husband's grandma is 92 and still very much alive. She doesn't walk as well and she needs a back brace but no major illnesses or anything...
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She wasn't what i'd call lucid by the end. After the fourth she had a series of ministrokes and a month later finally died of the fifth major one. My family doesn't die easily. Grandpa on the same side took hours for his body to shut down after a major car wreck. Doctors were amazed they said he shouldn't have been able to breathe at all with the sheer amount of head trauma. His lungs wouldn't give up though. This was the man who couldn't have his carotid arteries cleaned out because the tiny amount of blood getting through the cholestrol on his arteries was just enough to let him function normally but if you stopped half that blood flow by clamping the artery in order to do the surgery it would result in brain death. He was also the only person i've ever met that was on both blood thinners and blood thickeners at the same time-which was the only reason at 70 he stoped drinking after being an alcoholic his entire life. Stopped cold turkey.....jesus I just rambled
it was a beautiful ramble!
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My grandmother died at 65 due to Cancer. I was told yesterday my other grandmother now has cancer, as well. I should feel sad, but to be honest, I only met her twice, so I am not sure how I feel. My family is strangely disconnected.
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^If you only met her twice then there shouldn't be any obligation to feel sad.
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Hey guys, what's going on in here--

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^If you only met her twice then there shouldn't be any obligation to feel sad.
Hmmm, perhaps, perhaps not, an obligation to feel sad would be a tragic thing, indeed, but I do feel there should be some sorrow for her family (technically, my family, too), but I have only seen my father twice in the past three years, so it feels almost hollow of me to have any feelings beyond the kind of 'I am sorry for 'your' loss' feelings most have.

Heck, even feeling sorrowful at such a disconnection from where I have come seems not to exist.

[ Meh, emotions never were my strong suit. :P ]
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My grandmother died at 65 due to Cancer. I was told yesterday my other grandmother now has cancer, as well. I should feel sad, but to be honest, I only met her twice, so I am not sure how I feel. My family is strangely disconnected.
Hope you're planning to get regular check-ups, given that kind of family history.
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Cthulhu is dead. Long live Cthulhu!
Do you still have the remains of old cthulu? You should give him a proper viking funeral. Small floating raft, out to sea, followed by a shotgun blast at the high explosives you packed in the case, all caught on camera...

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It is interesting that e-mails have made our generation super scared of the telephone. Haha
I hated using the phone before I ever used emails. It's rare I have a phone conversation that lasts more than 60 seconds.

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You've clearly never had a family member that keeps almost daying but just won't die. When grandma had her fourth major stroke my uncle actually said "are we sure this time? Airplane tickets are expensive. "

I can't blame him. Grandma was a bitch.
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My great grandpa is still alive at 95 and he's actually healthy enough to do yardwork and drive around.
My Great Grandmother was well into her 90's and still happily socialising and living her life by herself right up until her eyesight failed rapidly. Once she lost her independence, she just stopped caring and died a few months later. Truly mind over matter.

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My grandmother died at 65 due to Cancer. I was told yesterday my other grandmother now has cancer, as well. I should feel sad, but to be honest, I only met her twice, so I am not sure how I feel. My family is strangely disconnected.
Cancer can go suck a dick. My aunt died from breast cancer a few years back after a long chemo and drug battle, and a few months ago my mum was diagnosed with breast cancer too. Thankfully hers is far more treatable than my aunts was, and in a few months it'll hopefully be gone for good.

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^If you only met her twice then there shouldn't be any obligation to feel sad.
This. I never understood why people almost demanded you have emotions for someone you never knew.
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Hope you're planning to get regular check-ups, given that kind of family history.
Thanks. -_-

To be honest, I am planning to go out Code Geass style... Make the world hate me so that my oh so not symbolic death can bring about world peace. :P

Thus, all things going to plan, I will be dead beyond the cancer can finish me.
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Hey guys, what's going on in here--

NO, COME BACK! WE HAVE SEXY LADIES!
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Dammit I still need to finish Code Geass.

But I bought the DVDs off Amazon and I need to show the series to Bananaman, so I'm gonna start from the beginning again. Thing is, I don't know when we'll start watching.
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Dammit I still need to finish Code Geass.

But I bought the DVDs off Amazon and I need to show the series to Bananaman, so I'm gonna start from the beginning again. Thing is, I don't know when we'll start watching.
Next on my anime watch list is Hetalia. SO many people have suggested I watch it its unreal...
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Pics or gtfo.
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Thanks. -_-

To be honest, I am planning to go out Code Geass style... Make the world hate me so that my oh so not symbolic death can bring about world peace. :P

Thus, all things going to plan, I will be dead beyond the cancer can finish me.
Not going the 'bald drug dealer' route?
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Not going the 'bald drug dealer' route?
The whole dying early thing is just so that I can avoid boldness.
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Next on my anime watch list is Hetalia. SO many people have suggested I watch it its unreal...
Hetalia is... okay. It's entertaining, but in my opinion there isn't really enough there to make you go "Woah, I'm glad I watched that."
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Hetalia is... okay. It's entertaining, but in my opinion there isn't really enough there to make you go "Woah, I'm glad I watched that."
That was the impression that I got of it after I watched the first episode.

Well, that and, "I have no idea what just happened."
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