"You Kids Today" run-on

[Plague]

This might've already been done, but I really wanted to start this. I'll start off one of Solomon's "you kids today" lists. Everyone afterword has to add three new things to the list. Try, if you can, to stick to popular items/topics, but if you draw a blank, then just throw something random in there. You can't add something that's already on the list and you can't post again until at least one other person has posted. Are we all clear? Good. I'll start

You kids today
and your Iphones
and your Abercrombie and Fitch
and your dollar menus...

(just continue like that, a'ight?)

[Titan50]

You kids today and your annoying catchphrases

[KuroStarr]

and your mechanical pencils
and your hollister
and your eyeliner
and your fergie
and your Duke Devlin
and your iced tea
and your zorc and pals...

[TPishek]

and your Facebook
and your bottled water
and your digital cameras
and your flip-flops

[Plague]

and your applesauce
and your James Bond
and your microwave ovens...

[KuroStarr]

and your britney spears...
and your 4kids...
and your butter knives...
and your boy bands...
and your barney the dinosaur...

[5PercentJuice]

and your Hot Pockets
and your library books
and your milk cartons
and your massage chairs
and your color printers
and your smiley faces
and your coffe mugs
and your Instant-Microwave-able Macaroni...

[Alaron]

And your Pylons
And your Starcraft
And your Hyperactiveness
And your Schools
And your Card Games
And your CD/RW's
And your Mobie Phones
And your Tazoz
And your Set top box
And your christmas
And your Leavers dinner............

[KuroStarr]

and your gmail
and your hot topic
and your walt disney
and your sailor moon
and your e-bay
and your green hair
and your peanut butter
and your jazz music
and your Blue~Eyes~White~Dragon
and your leopard printed pillows
and your wool blankets
and your Sherlock Holmes
and your cream soda
and your hello kitty...

[JesusRocks]

and your Kroze
and your Ren's Ass
and your Garlic Bread
and your brick houses
and your skeleton keys
and your Legal System
and your evasion thereof
and your Monkey Nuts
and your Tesla Coils
and your FAIL

[ClarinetWrathArineko]

and your websites
and your mellophones
and your yellophones
and your telephones
and your acronyms
and your chatspeak
and your LOLs
and your emotes...

[LittleWingedPegasus]

and your abridged series...

[ClarinetWrathArineko]

and your video game consoles
and your EM-EM-OH-ARR-PEE-GEES
and your violence
and your EM-TEE-VEE
and your "online lives"...

[Hosikage]

And your rap
and your Gap
and your fat

[LittleWingedPegasus]

and your laptop
and your gameboy
and your TV Telephone
and your Premiere League
and your Serie A
and your Bundesliga
...

[JesusRocks]

and your Hard Gay
and your BAR webcomic
and your thatched roofs
and your sushi
and your samurai
and your history
and your oil lamps

[Alaron]

and your Neopets
and your Age of empires
and your Presentation nights
and your Productions
and your Spag bog
and your SCV's
and your SNIPES
and your Printers
and your Ratchet and Clank
and your Crash Bandicoot
and your Peee Esssss Twos and threees
and your Village club card
and your Remote controls
and your Christmas cards
and your JesusRocks
and your Robin Hood
and your Lord of the rings
and your Heroes of might and magic
and your Newstead college
and your Pirates of the carribean posters
and your Furbys
and your Santa
and your Girlfriends
and your Boyfriends
and your Ribbons
and your Rulers
and your DVD players
and your Sunglasses.......

[LittleWingedPegasus]

and your dragon ball
and your Red Alert
and your Star Craft II
and your Counter Strike
and your The Sims...

[QuirkBiscuits]

and your Vaseline
and your Channel~4~plus~1
and your Pinapple slicers
and your Hair straighteners
and your Cup-a-soup...

[TPishek]

and your post-it notes
and your Google
and your webcams
and your cowboy boots
and your Wii

[KuroStarr]

and your vacuum cleaners
and your DuelTube
and your loud rock music
and your pierced ears
and your Exodia
and your Care-bears
and your raccoon hats
and your hair curlers...

[Poser]

And your Star Wars spin offs
And your CGI
And your abridged anime

[Etrocal]

and your non-flammable automobiles

[Etrocal]

and your damn double posting

[toastwolf117]

and your corn syrup
and your smelly farts (uhh it smells like rotten eggs!)
and your flaging youtube videos to compinsate the fact that you have a small penis...

[Miuchi]

your fancy record players
and your test-tube babies
and your final fantasy
and your fake brests (Mai: My brests AREN'T fake!! Everyone Else: Riiiiight!)
and your manga
and your cheerleaders
and your screwing the rules
and your super special awsome
and your furries
and your brooklyn rage
and your america
and your ESP...

[Roseleaf]

(this might be better as a game)
and your PMS
and your handcuffs
and your Ryan Seacress
and your chocolate pudding
and your drinking games
and your kittens
and your chicken nuggets
and your Teifa Lockhart
and your Yahoo mail...

[animex75]

Originally Posted by Roseleaf

(this might be better as a game)

i agree

[Acer77e]

you kids today...
and your bibles
and your 10 commandments
and your rocks
and your grass
and trees

[yamiangie]

and Your necro posting
and your illigal downloads
and your Torchwood
and your BBC7
and your CLAMP shemales