This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah! Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow! Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Entree one:

Tristan: Brain powers... activate!

Entree two:

Tristan: THEY CANCELLED SCRUBS?! IT WAS MY FAVORITE DOCTOR SHOW EVER!

Emtree three:

Tristan: TNT! I'M DYNAMITE! TNT! AND I WANT MY FIGHT! TNT! I'M A POWER LOAD! TNT! WATCH ME EXPLODE!
Yugi: Who knew Tristen could sing so high?!

Entree four:

Tristan: Brain freeze!
Yugi: And this is why we don't give Tristan Zombie-flavored ice-cream.

Entree five:

Tristan: Brainz!
Yugi: Where's Zombie boy when you need him?

Entree seven:

Tristan: What happened to number six?! Go back to number six!
Yugi: Tristan, it was afraid of number seven.
Tristan: Cause number seven ate number nine?
Yugi: Yep.
Tristain: How dare number seven scare number six like that!

Entree eight:

He could not let the parrot steal his jokes anymore. So he took action!

Entree nine:

It's a new Dr. Evil.

Entree ten:

Tristan: Somebody tagged me on Youtube. I shall have my revenge!

Entree eleven:

His audition for a new upcoming metal group. Unfortunately, he took the audition WAY too seriously.

(I tried my best. These may be the worst jokes I could come up with.)
I loved the seventh one
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I wonder how many Caption Contests will feature Twilight references... surely people should know better for this contest since NONE OF THEM WON LAST TIME
It seems like a good chunk of them are already :O
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE NO BACON AND JOEY IS HAVING DEAM SEX WITH MIA VALENTINE THQAAT WAS MY THING
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Sadly, the caption contests had taken their toll and birdewilliams lost her mind after weeks of reading abridged references by the hundreds.
WIN! =D
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I have it! "Give me hopscotch, or give me death!" or "how dare they cancel zack and cody! i dont like Zork!" or how about "where da hell did my black face go playa!' that is all i came up with. please give me feedback whoever.
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"Chose mortal, hopscotch or death!"
"why does everyone on this blimp play childrens card games!"
or something original like "I'm so happy i could kill you all!"
Ohh Ohh i just now came up with the best one ever. "Tristen Smash!"
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Default BEST FRIEND BONDING TIME
TRISTAN: YEAH YUGI STICK IT IN THERE!!!!

YUGI: HEY TRISTAN THAT'S NOT ME
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TRSITEN: ALMOST FINISHED UGH... AHH.....

YUGI: TRISTEN THE BATHROOM WAS ON THE RIGHT

TRISTEN: I CAN DO THIS!!!
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WIN! =D
Not far off the truth either. :'D
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Upon discovering Kaibacest, ravenous yaoi fangirl Tristan calmly declares, "I DO NOT APPROVE OF THAT PAIRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!"
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3.
Yami: Exactly how often does this happen to Tristan?

Yugi: Every other Thursday?

Silence befalls everyone...

4.
Bakura: After the end of season two, am I a main character yet? I think I might deserve it after having been burned to literally nothing.

Tristan: Why won't Mokuba and Bakura shut up about their non-characteristic roles!?!? Tristan hypocrite powers go!!!

5.
Joey: Oh no, it's Tristan's time of the month!

Tea: Whatever will we do!?

Yugi: Oh no! We don't have much time!

Yami: What's the big deal?

Tristan: I NEED MY ANIMAL CRACKERS!

6.
Duke: Even Tristan can't keep control when Duke Devlin is in the cave.

7.
Joey: Uh guys... I forgot that Tristan isn't supposed to know what sex is again...

Tea, Yugi, and Yami together: You did what!?

Tristan: I neeeeeed!!!!
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Tristan: guess who has the melenium rod clenched between there bottocks now. I'll give you a hint. It feels really good.
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Don't you ever, EVER, give Tristan an energy drink
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Yugi: Hey Tristan...
Tristan: WHAAAAAAT?!
Yugi: ...There's a visine for that.
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Yugi: What's wrong, Tristan?

Tristan: SOMEONE STOLE ALL MY DUEL MONSTERS CARDS! ALL THEY LEFT ME WAS SWAMP BATTLEGUARD AND LAVA BATTLEGUARD!
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This is your brain on card games. Any question?
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SHOW ME YA WAR FACE!

Or...

Man, Resident Evil's attempts to scare you just keep getting lamer and lamer...

Or...

On a very special episode of Yu-Gi-Oh... Tristan gets a severe brain aneurysm, and Yugi and his pals learn that it can, indeed, happen to you. Or any of us. Then they sing a song about it.
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Tristan: I'm surely gonna win the caption contest with my completely original Twilight bashing caption.

Yugi: Good luck with that hive mind.

or

Tristan: Now that I have submitted 100 different entries, I will surely win the caption contest.

Yugi: Won't they get tired of reading your submissions?...And isn't this hypocracy?
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Yugi: There you are Tristan! You know we've been looking for you for 3...Why are you naked??!?!
Tristan: Are you the Easter Bunny? Gimme some chocolate egg Magic Rabbit!!!!
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That's why we don't talk about the new star wars movies while Tristan is around
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Tristan: finally i have yugi alone in this dark forest, now lets go through the plan one more time (step 1: make him feel good about himself, without getting him suspicious, Step 2: Eat him, i have a very big thirst for blood, Step 3: take his millineun puzzle) is that all the steps?
Yugi: tristan are you okay?
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After a long life, without yugi, tristan finally cracks, when he is alone with him. Tristan takes him deeper in the dark forest, and the rest happened in vegas, and will stay in vegas
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Yugi: who wants BACON strips
Tristan: i do, i do, id get it myself but i dont have clothes, it's BACON
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Tristan: it's time to suck his blood, for i am dracula, muahahahaha
yugi: tristan is everything ok
Tristan: oh look a vampire
Yugi: i don't see a vampire
Tristan: i am right here
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Yugi: Why is Tristan the main character in this picture? Get my agent on the phone!
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Tristan: BYE-AK-YU-GAAAN!
Yugi: Eww... that's really nasty... you got like... eye veins sticking out... eewww....
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Tristan: Now that I'm alone with Yugi I can destroy him and take his role as the main character
Yugi: You know Tristan, I can hear every single word you say
Tristan: No, you don't
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tristan:what the heck do you guys mean you don't like cheese fries????????
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yugi:oh no!!tristan watched TOO MUCH THE DEATH MORNING!!!
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yugi:oh no!!!a gay vampire!!
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