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Perhaps something that inconsiderate Harley riders wouldn't take as much offense to...
Yes, asshole would be the right choice. Also, I see what you did there, well played. I also would have accepted 'So Brave' |
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This is the preferred approach, but...
... I think that animex is right here. Calling someone rebbie is probably as offensive as you can get in the tongues of man without hiring a team of writers to give you an irl wall of text and paying BRIAN BLESSED to shout it at him. |
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Besides, he likes Pringles, and i like Pringles...We are practically siblings by now. |
#305
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Woo drinking shots from a pair of icy tits!
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#306
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Sounds interesting.
May i join you? |
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Come to Austin, you can be my plus 1 at the wedding tomorrow.
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#308
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Alright, lets talk business. It'll be a $50 Event Fee, plus $20 per hour of the event, and food, drink, transportation, and pringles must be provided. There's a $100 security deposit, refundable if he's returned in good condition. Please make all checks payable to 'Latin Escort Organizers ltd'. Baked goods may be submitted for a discount. |
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What IS a good condition in this case though? |
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In good health and of sufficiently sound mind, well, no worse condition than when she picked it up. Also with chastity belt intact. Unless she pays for the Deluxe Package.
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(I'm obviously not being shipped by the US postal service.) |
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Of course, if the good get too damaged, can't rent them out much anymore.
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#313
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It's already pretty defective when you think about it.
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#314
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Yes, but we don't tell the clients that. I said that the problem is when the goods become too damaged to rent. Just have to try to limit the damage as long as possible to make as much money as possible.
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Good business thinking! |
#316
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Damn right, That's why I'm the brains of this operation. Shouldn't you be getting ready to go to a wedding?
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#317
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Yessir...*calmly walks towards a room labeled "Fetish Outfits"*
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#318
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I'm trying to watch the latest LoK but it's constantly buffering and shit cause my brother has to watch the Wii while he's eating and he eats really fucking slow and it's just irritating because he's been up for hours all ready.
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#319
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Lol you guys crack me up. I am also totally hot today, too bad you're missing out. :-V
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#320
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It's rather cool here today, however a couple days ago it was the perfect temperature
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69
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#322
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64 here, so it claims
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I like to take a walk on the beach at first light, when my sleep schedule has me awake for that time of day. It's usually a bit windy there at that time, but a couple or few days ago it was perfectly cool but not too cool and only a slight breeze. Was a perfect beach walking morning
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#325
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will trade weather with you
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#326
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Bah, gotta get ready for work.
And the weather is being uncooperative and NOT RAINING! |
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Wow, Classic SNL on VH1.
Halloween Special with Chris Farley and Phil Hartman. |
#328
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It's 15 here right now. Pretty mild.
Hows death valley treating you? |
#329
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*hides from Biggles*
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Ugg, you said one of the few things that would make me watch VH1.
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