This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah! Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow! Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Old 06-21-2014
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I wasn't sure if we had a thread for jokes, so here it is. Post any joke you have, no matter how lame it is. But try to keep it PG-13, okay?

I'll start off with Doctor Who jokes.

PERSON 1: Knock knock
PERSON 2: Who's there?
PERSON 1: Doctor!
PERSON 2: Doctor Who?
PERSON 1: (looks at PERSON 2 with a trollish smile, and PERSON 2 gets the joke)

Why is the book called Horton Hears a Who?
Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting EXTERMINATE" wasn't a very catchy title.

PERSON 1: I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
SECRETARY: Who are you here to see?
PERSON 1: I'm here to see the doctor of course.
SECRETARY: Doctor who?
PERSON 1: Nah, I'm afraid not, but wouldn't that be cool?

How does The Doctor say "good afternoon" in Spanish?
Buenos TARDIS.
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