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#62
12-14-2009
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'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'
Monty Python's 'Life of Brian.' 
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#63
12-16-2009
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My favorite movie line ever is the following:
"Well you're probably wondering if I have a plan. Well, of course I have a plan. A (as he writes P-A-L-N) P-L-A-N, PLAN!"-Steve Martin as Ernie Bilko, Sgt. Bilko. Yes, I know it's obscure, but that doesn't stop it from being funny as HELL.
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#64
12-16-2009
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I've got the whole series on DvD, tbh.
my current favorite quote "Let me explain the order of things to you. There's the aristocracy, the upper class, the middle class, working class, dumb animals, waiters, creeping things, head lice, people who eat packet soup, then you."
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#65
12-16-2009
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#66
12-27-2009
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"I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transexual Transylvania!" - Rocky Horror Picture Show
How ironic that my username is Pegasus and I'm saying this...
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#69
12-28-2009
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'Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.'
Naked Lunch.
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#70
03-20-2010
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Mine kinda a cheat
my favourite line of all time is from Blue Brothers:
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it. Which isn't actually a line so I'll make up for it with this from Wayne's World: Garth Algar: Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick. And the there is, of course, the Monty Python ones: Maitre'D: Oh sir... it's only wafer thin. Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Last edited by KingOfTheRubberDucks; 03-20-2010 at 09:02 PM. Reason: I, stupidly, forgot about Monty Python (I'm ashamed with myself)
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#71
03-21-2010
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Anything that comes out of Jules' mouth, in Pulp Fiction. That man is a walking, talking quote machine. It is as if God himself had written his dialogue.
Jules: You know the shows on TV? Vincent: I don't watch TV. Jules: Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right? Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull! And, of course, the classic: Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Brett: Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm saying! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What, I-? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: No! Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't. Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. Last edited by Lord Shmeckie; 03-21-2010 at 04:23 AM.
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#72
03-21-2010
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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it!." 
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#73
03-21-2010
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Dark Knight
Harvey Dent/Two Face- "Its not what I want, its about was FAIR!!! You think that we can be decent men in an indecent time? But your wrong. The world is cruel and the only moral in the cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudice, Fair."
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#75
03-21-2010
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hmm I enjoy comedies and even romantic comedies so sorry blokes...
(Notting Hill favs) Anna Scott: I can't believe you have that picture on your wall. William: You like Chagall? Anna Scott: I do. It feels like how being in love should be. Floating through a dark blue sky. William: With a goat playing the violin. Anna Scott: Yes - happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat. Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian. Max: I didn't realize that. William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian? Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already. William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots... Keziah: Have been murdered, yes. William: Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly! (Bridget Jones' Diary) Daniel: "Christ is that blue soup?" and of course one of my fav non-romance comedies (Evolution) [Harry has just had an alien removed rectally] Dr. Allison Reed: It's over, it's over. You did great! Do you need anything? Can we get you anything? Harry Block: Ice cream... I'd like an ice cream please. Dr. Allison Reed: Okay, what flavor? Harry Block: It doesn't matter. It's for my ass. Ira Kane: Give me back my friend, you big sphincter! Ira Kane: You wouldn't understand. Dr. Allison Reed: No, how could I? I'm just a humorless ice maiden in desperate need of a good humping. Ira Kane: Oh... you heard that, huh? Dr. Allison Reed: Loud and clear.
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#76
03-30-2010
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"In my experience, there is no such thing as luck"
Ben Kenobi, Star wars: A New Hope "OF COURSE!" M. Bison, Street Fighter movie "And madness, as you know, is like gravity: All it takes is a little push." Joker, The Dark Knight "Sometimes one must sacrifice themself for the sake of others." 1, 9
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#77
03-30-2010
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Hands down best line from Blues Brothers
"We're on a mission from God."
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#78
03-30-2010
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i would say a bunch of my favorite lines from fullmetal jacket if it weren't for the profanity, racism, and constant spewing of very hateful insults that would definitely get me banned, so instead, here's
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. You know, Mount Olympus, father of Apollo, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus! You got a problem with that? Zues: Are you aiming for these people? Mclane: No.... well, maybe that mime.
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#80
06-04-2010
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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. ~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
There are three kinds of people in this world. The rich, the poor and everyone in between. ~Domino Harvey from Domino I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you ... stranger. ~ The Joker from The Black Night
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#81
06-04-2010
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Meet The Spartans.
Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!
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#82
06-04-2010
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I, am you're father's, brother's, cousin's, nephew's, friend's former roommate! ~ Darth Helmet from Spaceballs
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#84
06-04-2010
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can't believe that noone's done this one yet.
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? (Dirty Harry)
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#85
06-05-2010
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Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. - Jules, Pulp Fiction.
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#86
06-05-2010
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Cruel Intentions
E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.
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#87
06-05-2010
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ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER!!!!!!
from the movie Accepted
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#88
06-06-2010
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Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Pulp Fiction It does appear someone has posted the scene in its entirety just a few posts back...oh well this is my fave so I'm not changing it. Last edited by SMGstring; 06-06-2010 at 06:35 AM.
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#89
06-06-2010
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Hank Evans: Hi, ladies. My name is Charlie Baileygates. Would you like to see my weasel?
*Women gasp* Hank Evans: Free hot dogs here, all you can eat! Get your foot long and a bag of nuts! -Me, Myself, and Irene.
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