This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah! Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow! Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Old 01-07-2013
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Default Ask the person next to you on a date
Ok what you do is you first reject the date for the person above you, but make up a crazy reason, and then ask the next person on a date and then the next person rejects and so on and so on. Confused yet? Here's an example

"PERSON 1: Hey there. Wanna go on a date?

PERSON 2: Sorry I can't. Someone stole my leather pants!

Hey babeh! Wanna go out sometime?

PERSON 3: Sorry. I'm currently on top of the Hollywood sign, and I'm about to fall. Send help.

Want to go out for dinner and a movie?"

and so on and so on. Got it? Good! Let the asking out and rejecting begin!

So, would you like to go out with me this Saturday?
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Would love to but that's when I feed the guy chained up in my basement
Want to get some dinner tomorrow?
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Can't. I'm burried in a mountain of homework.

Want to go out sometime?
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No, you smell like onions.


If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? :U
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Sorry not happening.

Wanna go out sometime
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Hell no, you look like Rossie O'Donnell.


Wanna do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?
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No thanks, I'm still in trouble from when I did that last time.

Hiya suger, wanna go get icecream?
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Nope, lactose intolerant. Also cold intolerant. And people intolent. And also air intolerent *explodes*

Hey wanna go out somewhere, a movie maybe?
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Nope, I'm reading the "lusty Argonian maid" series.

Wanna do some naked wrestling? ;U
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And get myself arrested? No thanks ninjas!

Hey, can I buy that drink for you? Cause you're an angel.
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Sorry, my mom told me not to accept offers from strangers.

Call me, maybe?
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Sorry, I have the wrong number, so it is just completely, 100%, totally impossible for me to call you...runs away.

How you doin?
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You thought that line was going to work? Think again.

We should hang out sometime. :)
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Nope sorry I'm chained up in someone's basement

Nice pants, can I talk you out of them?
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I've spilled industrial adhesive on them and I'm afraid they won't come off.

Are you an angel? Because I've got an erection.
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*Smites thee with godly power*

Oi luv, fancy a pint?
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I'm sorry, but i must decline your offer of a Fancy Pint ..? What the frag makes a pint fancy?

I hope you don't have a radar cause I wanna get lost in your curves.
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Um, I'm sorry I can't, because (whispers in a spooky voice) I'm...a...GHOST!

Hey there! Want to kiss at the top of the Ferris Wheel?
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*pushes* Oops, looks like you fell off :V

Lets go skydiving some time :B
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I can't. I'm afraid of heights, and my face hitting the cement.

Want to go eat a pizza?
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I can't, because I don't want to burn my mouth. As a hipster, I always eat my pizza before it's cool.

Want to go dancing sometime?
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Sorry gorgeous, but I have broken my legs.

Hey baby, wanna go watch a movie at my place?
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Sorry but I know you live in a box. I dont like boxes.

*Gets burned alive for hating on the greatest thing since burnt toast*

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Sexy lady.

Wanna go out?
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Thanks, but I'm tired. G'night! (falls asleep)

Want to go see a movie tonight!?
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I can't because I have an appointment at the place with the things. You know how it is.


Lets go eat something, betch!
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Sorry, but I can't eat as I have no teeth.

Alright doll, want to grab a few beers?
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Sorry, I'm a plant.

Hey, wanna duel in my pants?
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The meaning of LP changes to something else when we're in there, so no. ;V [ Little penis
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Lets go do it at Walmart.
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Sorry, but I have more class then that.

Wanna go get cookies?
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Sorry I'm on a diet.
You up for an adventure? ;)
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