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[ lol just as people were talking about how sucky Twilight references are ]
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Tristan I told you not to swallow that Listerine mouth wash!
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1.
Yugi: Did Tristan actually get mad or is this his first energy drink?

Yami: It's a shame it can't be both.

2.
Tristan's Second Voice: I'm baaaaaack!

Tristan's Voice: No! It can't be! My long lost twin!

3.
Yugi: We're in a dark cave, right?

Yami nods

Yugi: The same cave that Joey fought Zombie-boy in, right?

Yami nods again

Yugi: Tristan thinks he's a vampire, doesn't he?

Yami nods yet again
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Tristan: DEAD BY DAWN!
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Tristan: SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
Yugi: What?
Yami: You want to swallow me? *Shrugs Okay.
Pegasus: (watching the cave from his castle.) Mmmmmh.
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Tristan: I'M CUCKOO FOR COCO PUFFS!!!!
Yugi: Tristan.. That was Bakura.
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Yugi knew Tristan was angry. He knew that he was really, really pissed off... But he still couldn't resist the desire to pop his veins like bubble wrap.
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Yugi knew Tristan was angry. He knew that he was really, really pissed off... But he still couldn't resist the desire to pop his veins like bubble wrap.
I lol'd.
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yugi: you think his face is odd, check out his feet.
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There once was a guy named Kroze
who sucked on his fingers and toes.
Then along came [^_^]
and sprayed him with mace
after which, giant veins arose.

Or

Once upon a time there was a man named LK who loved to do things and stuff, and had lotsa people who claimed to be his friends.*
One day, a gaint lizard named Kroze from Cherry Hill, New Jersey, came to steal LK's LOST memorobilia.
"Grr, Im Kroze, and Imma kill you like Ben killed John Locke."
"Oh noes! Then I can't make any new episodes!"*
Suddenly, JR appeared and kicked Kroze in the weiner area.
"Hahaha. Too bad I have no weiner for you to hurt!" Kroze said.
Finally, Ren came and turned him into an even uglier person
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I lik to bash Kroze, because he thinks I can't beat him up...
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(Oh yay first post.^^)

1.And so Yugi finally regretted allowing Tristan to read Twilight. Apparently Serenity didn't fall for the vampire act.

2. Tristan: You did WHAT? With WHO? For HOW MANY COOKIES?!
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Tristian as he is turning into the wolf that attacked yami last time. This time for yugi.
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Despite Yugi's warnings, Tristan decided to find out what happens when you take NyQuil and DayQuil at the same time.
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Tristan: my voice gives me super crack!!

(next submission)

Tristan: my hair gives me the power to turn into a ware wolf. The guy who kept saying attention dulists told me so.

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Yugi: Tristan, What's wrong?
Triston: Need Main character Blood!!!
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Tristan after he found out Team four star's account was suspended.
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Edward Cullen won't know what hit him.
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Here is my caption (it has about 50 words xd)

yugi: tristan, i hace something to tell you

tristan: tell me, we the extras have to do something in the show anyway

yugi: well, joey's sister is so horny and you know... i couldn't held myself... so i ... played a children's card game with her

tristan: what?! but she was virgin

Pegasus (from the shdows): no she wasn't

tristan: IT CANNOT BE !!!
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World of Warcraft Addiction. It's no joke.
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Who knew constipation could be so painful?
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And young Yugi found himself wondering if this was what they called a "rape face."
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yugi: man, that is a tight butt, nothing like bikura's. I hope his face is better than bikura's, only one way to find out.
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Part of Yugi was curious as to what his friend was thinking, the other part had enough common sense not to ask.
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IT'S AWWW RIGGHHTT
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Anger management...is it working yet?
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Entree one:

Tristan: Brain powers... activate!

Entree two:

Tristan: THEY CANCELLED SCRUBS?! IT WAS MY FAVORITE DOCTOR SHOW EVER!

Emtree three:

Tristan: TNT! I'M DYNAMITE! TNT! AND I WANT MY FIGHT! TNT! I'M A POWER LOAD! TNT! WATCH ME EXPLODE!
Yugi: Who knew Tristen could sing so high?!

Entree four:

Tristan: Brain freeze!
Yugi: And this is why we don't give Tristan Zombie-flavored ice-cream.

Entree five:

Tristan: Brainz!
Yugi: Where's Zombie boy when you need him?

Entree seven:

Tristan: What happened to number six?! Go back to number six!
Yugi: Tristan, it was afraid of number seven.
Tristan: Cause number seven ate number nine?
Yugi: Yep.
Tristain: How dare number seven scare number six like that!

Entree eight:

He could not let the parrot steal his jokes anymore. So he took action!

Entree nine:

It's a new Dr. Evil.

Entree ten:

Tristan: Somebody tagged me on Youtube. I shall have my revenge!

Entree eleven:

His audition for a new upcoming metal group. Unfortunately, he took the audition WAY too seriously.

Entree twelve:

He did vocals for every Rock Band song. His voice became a force to be reckoned with.

Entree thirteen:

He was a guest star for the Addams Family show. That's why refused to take off his make-up.

Entree fourteen:

His reaction to the new Yu-Gi-Oh movie. He was frustrated he was not in it.

Entree fifteen:

Tristan: This is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Yugi: But it's not-
Tristan: I'm Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King.
Yugi: Today's going to be a long day.

Entree sixteen:

This is Tristan, after he sees how much fan-fictions are about him.

Entree seventeen:

Tristan: Why don't I have a catchphrase?! I'm the joker in this show, and I don't have a catchphrase?! I demand a catchphrase.
Yugi: But you don't need a catchphrase. Besides, you're not a joker, you're... Tristan!

Entree eighteen:

Tristan: WHO SAID AVATAR WAS A HORRIBLE MOVIE?!

Entree nineteen:

Yugi: The sun will come up, tommorow. Bet your bottom dollar that tommorow there'll be sun.
Tristen: Yay! Then I won't be a vampire anymore!

(I tried my best. These may be the worst jokes I could come up with.)

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NO! LittleKuriboh didn't pick my capition! NOT EVEN HONORABLE MENTION?!?!

(Yes, that was supposed to be a caption for this weeks picture...I'm not whining.)
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D:<
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Triston: hmmm do i smell PANCAKES???
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(In a Dracula Acsent but somehow still in Tristan's voice) I am from the government, I am here to help.
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Entry #1:

Mokuba: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS! Can I be in the caption contest now!

Tristan: NO! STOP ABUSING THOSE JOKES!

Entry #2:

Joey: Hey Tristan, I found this strange, unmarked tape! I'm now going to disregard the fact that this seems like the setup to a B-grade horror movie and recommend we watch it!

*time passes*

Tristan: *deceased*

Yugi: I said "Hey Joey, this seems like a bad idea," but noooo, nobody listens to the voice of reason anymore.

Joey: It wouldn't be a horror movie if anyone listened to reason!

Yugi: This is a horror movie?

*fantards appear*

Yugi: Oh f-----

Entry #3:

Yugi: I'm now going to take advantage of Tristan's demise and make an entry into LittleKuriboh's caption contest! I can smell the fame now!
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