#3991
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DO NOT TEMPT FATE
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#3992
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man, now that's an old avatar
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#3993
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like, from the 1940s or something.
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#3994
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Something seems a bit off about you today, biggles1.
New haircut? |
#3995
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You noticed!
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#3996
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so why do you hate may birthdays so much
the inquiring minds must know |
#3997
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Because over 50% of my friends and family have may birthdays. It is an expensive month.
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#3998
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solution:
forsake ur family, abandon your friends, become a cave hermit |
#3999
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Can I get wifi in the cave?
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#4000
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hey man i aint no civil engineer, if you plan ahead id be willing to bet there is a cave in england with wi-fi signal, statistically, i mean, england is basically all a subterranean cave system anyways, right???
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#4001
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to be fair, they're doing a pretty good job of that on their own; i refer you to his Christmas post
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#4002
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#4003
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#4004
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take a fuckin sip
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#4005
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Being a grownup is scary, forum. Hold me.
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#4006
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only if you promise not to hump our legs again
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#4007
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it's a can of spaghetti-o's in a cup holder with a straw in it
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#4008
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MY EXPLANATION WAS PERFECTLY CROMULENT
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
#4009
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...you can drink the liquid now and then the noodles later?
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#4010
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I will never promise that!
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#4011
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Someone doesn't clean their car.
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#4012
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I read that as liquor and was very concerned for Bananaman's safety with you behind the wheel.
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#4013
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lmao I don't think they put liquor in Spaghetti-Os but you never know.
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#4014
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I can see a new line of alcoholic Spaghetti-Os hitting store shelves soon. You can get cans for you and your kid. Just don't get them mixed up.
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#4015
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Quote:
Yeah, or you'll have to send the little shits back out to the store to get you another can of liquor-os |
#4016
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...I cannot think of a single way this would be tasty.
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#4017
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It wouldn't. It would taste like drunken vomit.
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#4018
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So, exactly like normal Spaghetti-Os.
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#4019
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#4020
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Nobody eats Spaghetti-Os for the taste anyways.
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