Wishes will be Corrupted

[DarkSunDuelist]

Granted, but now you're driven insane from the fact that it's back from the dead.

I wish I was poisoned.

[Keiralovesbakura]

You died a horrible death, my friend.

I wish Adam lambert was straight so he can date me.

[A. E. Stover]

Lambert is now straight. But what is this!? Oh now! You've turned into a man! Dx

I wish for more Swedish Fish 8)

[Notpointed]

Granted but they all speak Norwegian now... talking candy

I wish for a quick release of the new Avatar movie

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

((Granted but the tickets are $15/person and the quality of the movie itself is horrid))

I wish that everyone would stop calling me a kitty >.<

[Keiralovesbakura]

Granted but they call you a puppy.

I wish I was a popular singer.

[Notpointed]

granted but you shave your head and pictures of you without panties show up

I wish I knew everything.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

((Granted but you lose your friends because you reveal their deepest, darkest secrets.

I wish I didn't have writer's block >.<))

[DarkSunDuelist]

Granted, now you have writer's brick WALL MUWAHAHAHAHAHA.

I wish I could do that thing in shows where they just go "BLBLBLBLBLLBBL" and then cut to the next scene, where everything's all done, but in real life.

[Notpointed]

granted, but the jobs are always badly done

I wish I could eat jell-o whenever I want.

[Keiralovesbakura]

Granted but your 1000000 pounds

I wish i never saw that scary video on date rape or suicide.

[Notpointed]

Granted, now your teacher plays it for you with sock puppets (y'know, for education)

I wish my math exams today turn out good.

[I'm_the_blue_one]

Granted, but Good for an idiot is getting 3 questions right, which is a fail

I wish that sky would never be blue

[gwtyler1985]

You're wish is granted. Now the sky is a giant television screen that only plays bad youtube videos.

I wish that the all of the wishes made before this one were never posted.

[Notpointed]

granted, but to you it still seems like they were

I wish there was more pie.

[Keiralovesbakura]

Originally Posted by Notpointed

Granted, now your teacher plays it for you with sock puppets (y'know, for education)

Yay puppets!

Granted but the puppets ate them all.

I wish STDs didn't exist

[LKfan97]

Granted, but you are the first to discover them again.

I wish the YGO characters were real.

[Notpointed]

Granted, but Melvin kills you

I wish cardgames were such a big deal in our world, too

[LKfan97]

Granted, but now your death will be due to cardgames.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

[Notpointed]

granted, you're blind now

I wish they would finally dub Season 0 for American TV.

[LKfan97]

granted, but it's shown on a channel you don't have.

I wish that I had more friends.

[Notpointed]

granted but then you have to move to Uruguay

I wish there were no more deceptive politicians in the world

[Keiralovesbakura]

Granted but now there are Team Edward/Jacob PSAs

I wish twilight never exist (the movie)

[LKfan97]

Granted, but now it is produced as a broadway musical.

I wish the boy I liked actually liked me back as well.

[Keiralovesbakura]

Me too...Granted but he beats you every sundayand cheats on you every month

I wish Adam Lambert was my boyfriend, with age not mattering

[Notpointed]

Granted but you have to spend the rest of your lives in New Jersey

I wish they would make a movie of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

[I'm_the_blue_one]

Granted, but they make them running zombies. movie ruined!!

I wish that I didn't kill amigo montoyaz's father...

[Notpointed]

Granted, but Amigo still thinks you have

I wish every dead person was alive again

[Roseleaf]

Okay, but they are all burried so they slowly suffocate and die again 5 minutes later.

I wish I could tell my band teacher I love him and get it the hell over with.

[Notpointed]

Granted, but he announces his rejection over nation-wide TV

I wish my pencil was sharp again