#1831
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Because you made the choice to be gay
Why is the world turning? |
#1832
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becase theres a giant potato-god rolling on the ground everyday , it is so powerful that it makes our planet the way it is everyday
why do i love blood so much? |
#1833
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because it is vital to mammal's life
Why is there a giant potato-god? |
#1834
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it is hiding from the flying spaghetti monster.
why did I wake up at 12? |
#1835
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because the potato god made it so
Why am I so amused by the potato god? |
#1836
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Because you do not yet fathom its vast power
why can't i picture a potato god? |
#1837
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because you are not the potato messiah
Why isn't it Pudding Day? |
#1838
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because Pudding Day got banned
Why is school so boring? |
#1839
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because they attempt to teach us all under the same conditions, so odds are, it would be boring for at least someone
Why is my wall covered with posters? |
#1840
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Because someone needed to hide the evidence.
Why was that wine I drank earlier so bitter? |
#1841
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because it was made of bitter chocolate
why does my answer make so little sense? |
#1842
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because you're German
Why am I awake so early on the weekend? |
#1843
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Because the Millennium Rod demands it.
Why am I working most of Thanksgiving? |
#1844
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Cause you may not have turkey!
Why isn't Justin Bieber banned from planet Earth? |
#1845
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Because he has brainwashed the governments of the world not to do that
Y U NO make a meme reference? |
#1846
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Because shut up.
Why are children so annoying (even when they're cute)? |
#1847
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because they don't like you
Why can you spell Hannukah over three different ways? |
#1848
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Because EFF logic
Why can't I sleep? |
#1849
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Because the sugar has taken over your system!
Why do people complain if I ship a Homestuck character with an OC. I just wanna have some fun in this fandom. |
#1850
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Because you don't read a webcomic called Homestuck :P
Why am I mean sometimes? |
#1851
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Answer: Because, you're a triangle longing to be a square; at the realization you'll never have another side to yourself to be one, you cope by being mean to people who are square.
Question: Why are people obsessed with what the fox says? |
#1852
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because the quality of comedy has dropped significantly
why am i so bored? |
#1853
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because I haven't been around :P
Why do smiles exist? |
#1854
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Answer: Because you touch yourself at night.
Question: Why ask why? |
#1855
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Answer: Because some questions are left without an answer.
Question: Why do black holes exist? |
#1856
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Because they are used to get rid of extra junk in the universe :P
Why can't I ask a "how" question in this game? |
#1857
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Because that's not the point of this game.
Why was Iwata in deep thought while he was holding those bananas? |
#1858
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Because he's trying to remember how to get a boner.
Why does LittleKuriboh look similar to Nostalgia Critic? |
#1859
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Because the universe had a bug in its system and created two awesome lookalikes instead of just one
Why does time fly when you're having fun? |
#1860
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because time wants to have fun as well
(I made a different experience. when I have fun time seems much longer) Why was I gone for so long? |
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