How to Live with a Huge Penis

[Ave]

Has anyone else read this absolutely ground breaking book? Every single page had me wanting more. I wish it had been just a bit longer, as I believe it is fair to say the enjoyment you recieve from a book is proportional to it's size. I did find myself reading this book several times, from the dark hours of the night into the first hours of the day. This book is surely one you'll want to hold onto, and you'll find the meaning is very easy to grasp. I was really amazed to what such a simple book brought ot the table, and what I could pull from it. It is advised that you not read this book too fast.

[Zairak]

Indeed I have read this book as well. If anybody wants to delve deeper into this novel, here's a handy link:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/159...tag=penpw-20#_

[kudos]

>.>

best/worst amazon review ever

You know, life isn't easy. I have to lug around a 25" penis and, quite bluntly, I need some advice on how to live life. People think my right leg has a weird growth on it. My lower back is always hurting. If I get aroused, my head spins and I pass out. It's a cornucopia of problems and people always laugh when, after being asked what the problem is, you respond with "I have a really massive wang".

You know, it's not always funny. It's painful.

I thought, maybe, Richard Richard Jacob and Owen Thomas were kindred spirits in my battle against excessive genitalism. But NO --- these two chuckleheads decide to make this whole book a comedy.

Now, admittedly, the humor is pretty funny here and there...but there is real pain here. You ever throw out your shoulder tossing your penis over your shoulder because you had to wear shorts? Does your massive wang cause whirlpools should you ever decide to skinny dip? You know what it's like to not be able to make love to your wife within the same ROOM as your wife?

It's not bloody lovely. That's what it's like.

It even makes work a bother. At every interview, I get asked to first, show my penis and then second, bang the receptionist. You know, I'm not a piece of meat. And all of the queries as to why I'm not doing porn get annoying. I TRIED doing porn once and accidentally smashed the camera when I was fully aroused and turned around too quickly.

...I also gave my leading lady a concussion, broke a window in the next room, and, well, impregnated 3 different women in a 5 block radius. It was a little mortifying.

People always say it's a blessing. Well, I'm not seeing it. When you have to lug around a wang that weighs more than a full grown Great Dane, then you can talk to me.

And, no, I didn't type this using my fingers. I CANNOT do that.

Life is so unfair sometimes.

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1EGRST...R1EGRSTGLGBJDR

[Gamemaster300]

that book made me LMAO all the way through >_>

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Originally Posted by Ave

Has anyone else read this absolutely ground breaking book? Every single page had me wanting more. I wish it had been just a bit longer, as I believe it is fair to say the enjoyment you recieve from a book is proportional to it's size. I did find myself reading this book several times, from the dark hours of the night into the first hours of the day. This book is surely one you'll want to hold onto, and you'll find the meaning is very easy to grasp. I was really amazed to what such a simple book brought ot the table, and what I could pull from it. It is advised that you not read this book too fast.

Everything in bold is a sex joke isn't it

[Gamemaster300]

lol ^

[kudos]

Originally Posted by Ninjasplaycardgames2

Everything in bold is a sex joke isn't it

thank you captain obvious