This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Tristan: Your blood gives me Super Strength!
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Warning for the safety of your country do not feed your tristan after midnight if so this can happen to you
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Tristan: IT'S OVER 9000!!!
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Melvin
Your doin' it rite
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Old 04-03-2010
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Tristan shares his feelings on having lost the last caption contest.
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Never try to explain to Tristan how babies are made.... it visably shows how hard his brain has to try to accept that they can't be brought on ebay
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Tristan's impression of LittleKuriboh after reading all the submissions with jokes about voices granting super strength.
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"Thats not the only place where you can find red swollen vains on Tristan!" or
"For the last time, I won't leave this cave until night time!"

Sorry if these are too inappropriate.
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Tristan's impression of LittleKuriboh after reading all the submissions with jokes about voices granting super strength.
Don't forget poor BirdeWilliams's reaction. X'D
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Don't forget poor BirdeWilliams's reaction. X'D
You have my sympathy. ^_^
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It was at that moment Yugi regretted wearing his blood type AB-based cologne
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it's the melven of tristian's mind.
Remember, You can't spell "Melvin" with out the word "Evil"

Entry 1:

Yugi: Crap. Now just about everybody has an alter-ego in this show.

Entry 2:

Tristan: YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS SHOW ACTUALLY ENDS AT ONE POINT?

Yugi: after about 200 episodes.

Tristan: IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO END, DAMMIT!
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Tristan: "My voice was once that of Robert Pattinson!"
Yugi: "Oh, so that would explain why your voice gives you-"
Tristan: "DAMN STRAIGHT!!"

Or:

Tristan: "Yugi, I wanna' be a main character! I wanna' be a main character!!"
Yugi: "Sorry Tristan, but you need to have an alter-ego to be a main character."
Tristan (Grows the fangs): "How's that for an alter-ego, mother-f*cker?"

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(4) Tristan: If the Lion King can do it, what the hell, why can't I?!

(5) Yugi: Oh great, Tristan's been listening to too much Maximum the Hormone!

(6) Tristan: a simple...RAAAAAWR!!!
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There is no Tristian only Zule!
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It was then Yugi realised, too late, that he probably should have laid off his catchphrase when the fangs started growing.
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I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA FUCKING TWILIGHT JOKES ON THIS MOTHA FUCKING FORUM!!!!!
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Wait wait wait?
You're suggesting two people have had the same idea?

Who would've even thought this possible. Especially considering there's definitely not 60,000 people posting the same twilight joke or anything like that. And I'm sure everyone reads the thread before posting.

/sarcasm
:P
your sarcasm smells
and I'm not talking about twilight jokes, although there are enough twilight entrys to write a fifth book for the saga.

And YG no suggests that two people have had the same idea
YG states it
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Tristan: Why the hell did JesusRocks get honorable mention?!? His entry was crap! CRAP I TELL YOU!

;D
love ya JR
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And now we see a yaoi fangirl in its natural habitat
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Anyone that messes with Little Kuriboh and birdewilliams will face the wrath of Tristan the Demon!!!!

Lmao sorry for the suck-up caption I just had to do it lolz
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I tried... I tried to tell them... But they wouldn't listen to me. Damn them... DAMN THEIR EYES!

They didn't believe me. Strange creatures... The world in peril from unseen foes!

The death... THE DARKNESS!

Instead they jeered and threw me into this forsaken place, a place of empty souls and fevered thoughts reeking of foetor and decay! Thinking me mad with delirium! The fools cast away their hopes of salvation by locking me in this damned asylum!

MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES! I am now lost to your cause! The Darkness comes... IT WILL DAMN US ALL!

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30 pages of captions... that's probably 27 pages worth of Twilight references and ripped off jokes.

Man I'm lucky I don't have to read through all this

And for you judgers... I'm sorry ^.^;

Last edited by Kamon; 04-03-2010 at 11:46 PM.
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Tristan: OMG ALL THESE ENTRIES ARE FOCUSED ON ME LOOKING LIKE A VAMPIRE!!!
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Tristan: Where's the new episode?!!???!!!!
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Yugi wondered why Tristan was about to explode, but he decided not to say anything, for the great might of Tristan's rage-filled face was too great for Yugi to fathom.
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Tristan: SO MANY TWILIGHT REFERENCES!!!!!!!!!
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Tristan: Why did they have to cancel the original YuGiOh?? WHY????????!!!!!!!!!
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I tried... I tried to tell them... But they wouldn't listen to me. Damn them... DAMN THEIR EYES!

They didn't believe me. Strange creatures... The world in peril from unseen foes!

The death... THE DARKNESS!

Instead they jeered and threw me into this forsaken place, a place of empty souls and fevered thoughts reeking of foetor and decay! Thinking me mad with delirium! The fools cast away their hopes of salvation by locking me in this damned asylum!

MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES! I am now lost to your cause! The Darkness comes... IT WILL DAMN US ALL!
That was AWESOME.
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