This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Old 08-28-2007
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hi kingdom neos here and i was thinking if anyone can come up with some stupidly funny puns for yugioh jokes heres my one.

espa brother #3: is that yugi
mokuba: no its a black starfish eating someones brians

I dont know if this is a good one but see if you can come up with anything better
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Old 08-28-2007
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"Big Balls" AC/DC next time Kuriboh is played
"Kids in America" Len next time we see Bandit Kieth (Despite the Canada incident)
Super Saiyan reference fot the transformation sequence.

You heard it first from kaibakid21
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Old 08-29-2007
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When Mai is sent to the shadow realm:

Mai : My breasts have been trapped, how will I get bigger implants now?
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Old 08-29-2007
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"Puns" and "jokes" are like rectangles and squares. A rectangle is a square. A square isn't a rectangle.
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Old 08-30-2007
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what about a circle Heavy?
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An oval is a circle, a circle isn't an oval.

I think. Been so long.
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Old 08-31-2007
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what i think heavyddr is trying to say is that a pun is a joke but a joke isn't a pun.
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Why did people need help figuring that out?
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it confused me a little bit just wondering if thats correct
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Old 08-31-2007
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A pun would be like if weevil says : Like, I'm bugging you.
Or if Rex says: Uhhh, I feel Saur.
Then Yami yells at them: Oh you guys think you're so Punny... ah crap.
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Old 09-01-2007
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Ishizu:"Call me now for your free readin'!"
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Old 09-17-2007
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Why did randomdog put my info up
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Old 10-02-2007
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I know this wouldn't go under pun but here's any idea for a joke or jokish reference.
Something about One Piece being done by Funimation like two characters talking and one of them mentions One Piece and the other says something like "dammit why can't we be saved by Funimation" something like that might be funny.
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Old 10-03-2007
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This idea i got while watching one of the Doma episodes. There was this scene where they were in an airplane, and they saw some swarm of something, and as it passed by, kaiba raised his hand and swiped one of them and opened his hand up, and it was a Locust. (which was still alive. if you can believe O.O) Can anyone else hear someone calling out 'Sharingan'?
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Old 10-04-2007
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Zombie Boy: Brainsss (I like to kick your *beep* off)
Yami: I've seen more horrible zombies in Resident Evil.....and it *beep*!
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Quote:
"Puns" and "jokes" are like rectangles and squares. A rectangle is a square. A square isn't a rectangle.
maybe my not too great english skills prevent my from seeing the irony in this, but i'm pretty sure it's the other way round...
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Old 10-04-2007
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I am not sure but this is what I found on wikipedia.
A square is a special kind of rectangle where all four sides have equal length.
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Old 10-04-2007
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I wonder what Odion's will be . . .
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Quote:
I am not sure but this is what I found on wikipedia.
A square is a special kind of rectangle where all four sides have equal length.
So I am right...
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Old 10-12-2007
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Yes!
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Old 10-14-2007
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when joey is drowning later in the series- at least i won't have to play another f%$# up card game
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Old 10-15-2007
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Joey: Gimme back my card!!

Rare Hunter: Oh please you beating me is as possible as LittleKuriboh making Crapsule Monsters Episode 2!
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Old 10-15-2007
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Guy at computer:The stars represent how famous a pornstar you are.Yugi moto you have 5 stars, you must be good. Joey Wheeler,hmmm. No you only have 2 stars. (Thinking to self)-he has the red eyes black dildo.My master will be pleased literally. Oh you really have 4 stars, sorry.
Joey:I knew I was that good in the sack.
Tristan:Hey tea, how bout you come over tonight so I can get on that list.
Later on in the alley...
Joey: I gotta get to the hospital so I can teach my sister speaking lessons.
Rare Hunter:I'm sorry but unless your emo you can't pass. Unless you hand me your red eyes black dildo that is.
Joey: How bout we duel for it.
Rare Hunter: Whatevs!
Joey:Red eyes go.
Rare Hunter: I got exodia, In ya face.
That's all I got
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Old 10-16-2007
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Kiba: this island will blow up now as i conviniently escape befor the blast.
yugi: why the hell would you want to do that?
kiba: becose im an egotistical ass hole thats why!
yugi: but isnt that agenst the law, i mean blowing up an island with main caricters on it is a serious crime!
kiba:... screw the law i have money!

its just an idea for the end of the battle city turnament...
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Old 10-21-2007
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LOLZ! That is genius! I was also thinking about having Bandit Keith discovering he actually not Canadian and finds out he is from a different country again.
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Old 10-24-2007
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When Marik turns into yami marik a super saiyan reference.
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