Let's Do This! A CYOA.

[That Damn Bat]

Greetings, and welcome to Let's Do This! A CYOA
CYOA stands for "Chose Your Own Adventure." Basically, I will "set up" a scenario and you guys will respond with how to react to the scenario given. For example:

Me: You stand in front of a CAT. What do you do?
You: >Pet the cat
Me: You PET the CAT.

Depending on how confident I am feeling in my illustration skills (and they are terrible, which you can see by looking at the :rensass: smiley which I designed) I may illustrate certain actions.

Anywhoot, welcome again to
LET'S DO THIS

First, what is our name?

[Kronus]

That sounds very interesting. I'd be happy to participate when I am back in a few days.

[gwtyler1985]

>kick the kronus

[Zairak]

>Tyler Durden

[That Damn Bat]

>Tyler Durden

Your name is not Tyler Durden, but you tell everyone online it is anyway because you love Fight Club.
So what is your name?

[Zairak]

>Simon Sleight

[Kronus]

Originally Posted by gwtyler1985

>kick the kronus

Aww why? I was a good Kinozo if you are talking about that. I only had bad minions.


May I stay by the name Kronus? What kind of setting will it be?which time is it? Does magick exist? Do card games exist?

[That Damn Bat]

>Simon Sleight

Your name is Simon Sleight. You are 27 years old. You find yourself in a GRAND BALLROOM. There seems to be some sort of PARTY going on. There are about 20 OTHER PARTY GUESTS, and 1 SNOODY BUTLER, who is currently handing out FINE WINES. To the WEST there is an immaculately decorated refreshment table with all sorts of SWEETS on it. To the EAST is the entrance, and to the NORTH there is a BIG-ASS SET OF DOORS. A YOUNG LADY, who you are attending the party with, has clearly had too much to drink is causing a fuss, which, metaphorically speaking, ruffles your feathers.

What do you do?
What is this YOUNG LADY'S NAME?

[Syth]

>Simon: Gorge On Refreshments
>Young Lady: Be Named "Knicker Twister"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Find a bathroom, smack your lady friend "Fionna Siphilis" a couple of times then toss her in the shower and turn on the cold water.

[That Damn Bat]

Originally Posted by Syth

>Simon: Gorge On Refreshments

You look at the refreshments. They're all things like donuts and candy, and you're not a big fan of sweets anyway. You wander away, and the SNOODY BUTLER addresses you suspiciously:
SNOODY BUTLER: "Is everything to your tastes, sir? Would you like some wine? One with a reputation such as yours surely is an honor to have at our very own little get together!"

Originally Posted by Ninjasplaycardgames2

Find a bathroom, smack your lady friend a couple of times then toss her in the shower and turn on the cold water.

You entertain this thought for a moment, and then decide not to. You don't know where the bathroom is, anyway and it would not look very good for a LEGAL GUARDIAN (But totes not related) to take a YOUNG LADY to the bathroom unescorted, besides that mysterious growl coming from the NORTH is making you a little uneasy.

Originally Posted by Syth

>>Young Lady: Be Named "Knicker Twister"

Originally Posted by Ninjasplaycardgames2

"Fionna Siphilis"

The YOUNG LADY'S name is FIONA TWISTER. She has an unusual past which you'd rather not think about right now. You're both here for reasons, and that GROWL is getting louder.

What do you do?

[CrazyBoutAtemu!]

>You try to find out what it is just for the hell of it.

[That Damn Bat]

Originally Posted by CrazyBoutAtemu!

>You try to find out what it is just for the hell of it.

You ask the SNOODY BUTLER about the GROWL.
SNOODY BUTLER: "What growl? I only hear party guests chattering away!" He glares at FIONA.
SNOODY BUTLER: "Strange, I would have thought someone of her breeding would have better manners." He then glances suspiciously at the large doors to the NORTH.

What do you do?

[TheOcean]

>Walk to Fiona, smack that bitch up verbally.

[That Damn Bat]

Originally Posted by TheOcean

>Walk to Fiona, smack that bitch up verbally.

You walk up to FIONA and hiss under your breath:
"You're embarrassing us!"
Fionia does not seem to give a single fuck. She's yellin' and screamin' about how she wants a fight.
FIONA: "ACTION! I WANT ACCCCCCCTION!!!!!"

The GROWLING grows louder. The SNOODY BUTLER starts to sweat, and scurries off towards the DOORS to the NORTH.

What do you do?

[Mistyskye]

>Follow the SNOODY BUTLER

[That Damn Bat]

Originally Posted by Mistyskye

>Follow the SNOODY BUTLER

You tap on FIONA's shoulder to get you to follow along, but she is too busy shouting.
You FOLLOW the SNOODY BUTLER, making your way past PARTY GUESTS.
The SNOODY BUTLER OPENS THE DOOR a little bit. It is clear that this is the source of the GROWLS.

What do you do???

(maybe you should check your INVENTORY)

[TheOcean]

>check inventory

[That Damn Bat]

Originally Posted by TheOcean

>check inventory

You CHECK your INVENTORY
You find:
2 Pistols, and a Wallet with your ID.
Do you chose to EQUIP PISTOLS?
You peek past the SNOODY BUTLER and see a HORRIBLE MONSTER, about the size of two T-Rex's put together!!
Do you chose to ENGAGE MONSTER?

[Mistyskye]

>EQUIP PISTOLS and ENGAGE MONSTER

[That Damn Bat]

Originally Posted by Mistyskye

>EQUIP PISTOLS

You EQUIP PISTOLS just as the MONSTER bursts through the DOORS!
FIONA makes a bee-line towards the DOORS and EQUIPS TWIN DAGGERS
FIONA: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
The SNOODY BUTLER's maniac laughter echos through the hall!

YOU ARE NOW ENGAGED WITH THE MONSTER

Monster HP: 120 out of 120
Simon HP: 90/90
Fiona HP: 82/82 (status ailment DRUNKENNESS)

WHAT DO YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOO????????????

[Mistyskye]

>Simon: attack MONSTER with both pistols

[That Damn Bat]

SIMON ATTACKS MONSTER with TWIN PISTOLS for a whopping 3 Damage!
MONSTER BITES SIMON for 12 DAMAGE
Monster HP: 188 out of 120
Simon HP: 78/90
Fiona HP: 82/82 (status ailment DRUNKENNESS)
FIONA eyes the Butler suspiciously, who seems to be messing around with his INVENTORY.


What do you do?

[Mistyskye]

>Simon: hide in the corner and try to defend yourself with TWIN PISTOLS
>Fiona: attack SNOODY BUTLER with TWIN DAGGERS

[That Damn Bat]

Originally Posted by Mistyskye

>Simon: hide in the corner and try to defend yourself with TWIN PISTOLS

SIMON ATTACKS MONSTER for 2 DAMAGE!

Originally Posted by Mistyskye

>Fiona: attack SNOODY BUTLER with TWIN DAGGERS

SNOODY BUTLER PARRIES your ATTACK, and counterattacks for 5 damage!

MONSTER ATTACKS FIONA for 12 Damage!

Monster eats PARTY GUEST to RECOVER 10 HP!

Monster HP: 120 out of 120
Simon HP: 78/90
Fiona HP: 62/82 (status ailment DRUNKENNESS)

VAT VILL YOU DO??

[TheOcean]

>look for quick exit

[That Damn Bat]

Originally Posted by TheOcean

>look for quick exit

SIMON LOOKS for an EXIT, and sees that the PARTY GUESTS have already flocked to the EXIT to the SOUTH. It appears to be LOCKED! Oh no!
The SNOODY BUTLER is still fussing with his INVENTORY.

MONSTER ATTACKS SIMON for 10 DAMAGE!

Monster HP: 120 out of 120
Simon HP: 68/90
Fiona HP: 62/82 (status ailment DRUNKENNESS)

(Why not try to see what the SNOODY BUTLER is digging through his pockets for?)

WHAT WILL YOU DO OMGAWD

[Mistyskye]

>Simon: see what the SNOODY BUTLER is doing
>Fiona: Use a PARTY GUEST as a human shield while fighting the MONSTER

[TheOcean]

>steal whatever snooty butler is looking through his pockets for.
>fiona stab monster repeatedly from behind, the way he likes it, yeah he likes it like that, doesn't he? take it. take it you dirty little monster you.

[That Damn Bat]

Originally Posted by Mistyskye

>Simon: see what the SNOODY BUTLER is doing

YOU(SIMON) do not need to see what the SNOODY BUTLER is doing! He is clearly looking for something in his pockets. Instead you decide to relive your days as a hardened street criminal and back him up against the wall.
"This is a Stick-up!" you say, trying to sound smug. The SNOODY BUTLER puts his hands in the air.

Originally Posted by Mistyskye

>Fiona: Use a PARTY GUEST as a human shield while fighting the MONSTER

FIONA breaks the FOURTH WALL and gives the PLAYER THE LOOK. You know the look. FIONA regains 3 HP.

oh, that look

MONSTER ATTACKS FIONA AND SIMON FOR 6 DAMAGE EACH
Monster HP: 120 out of 120
Simon HP: 62/90
Fiona HP: 59/82 (status ailment DRUNKENNESS)

What what what will you do?