Wishes will be Corrupted

[Yamiluver01]

Granted but Kaiba takes it

I wish I had my BEWD and Dark Magician card back from my old deck.

[zsil]

granted but they turn out to be fake and you get arrested for counterfitting

I wish I had a girlfriend

[Yamiluver01]

granted but she's ugly

I wish I didn't have to kill Joey for EATING THE LAST BIT OF MY SANDWICH!!!!!

[WolfSpirit456]

Granted but then Ghost Nappa comes at you with...a wrench. :/

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Yamiluver01]

Granted but now you just wasted your turn

I wish Duke would stop playing his theme music so loudly.

[WolfSpirit456]

Granted but Joey won't stop saying "Nyeh."

I wish I had an ice cream sandwich.

[zsil]

granted but it melts and now your hand is sticky

i wish I had a way of defeating yugi in a childerns card game

[Yamiluver01]

Granted but then he comes back at you for revenge as Season 0 Yami

I wish i could see some episodes of Season 0.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Granted but the audio is so out of sync with the video that it's impossible to watch

I wish for fish

[Yamiluver01]

Granted but they're just the bones

I wish I can see my school friends.

[WolfSpirit456]

Granted but they don't remember you.

I wish there was more time during passing periods at school.

[Yamiluver01]

Granted but then the teachers give you more homework

I wish Joey and Tristan didn't splash me so much in the pool.

[WolfSpirit456]

Granted but Melvin forces you to go in.

I wish Melvin wasn't laughing like a psychopath.

[zsil]

granted but now he wants to hug you

I wish I had a large boat

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Granted but Marik pushes you off of it after beating you in a children's card game

I wish my stomach didn't hurt

[zsil]

granted but now your head aches

I wish I was better at play children's card games

[WolfSpirit456]

Granted but Melvin beats you in a SHADOW children's card game.

I wish there was another Marik's Evil Council of Doom.

[zsil]

granted but marik's not in it

I wish thier was a new episode

[WolfSpirit456]

Granted but it's not as funny as the other ones.

I wish I had a Winged Dragon of Ra card.

[zsil]

granted but it get wet and dissolves

I wish you would stay down in the pokemon battle thread!!!!!!!

[WolfSpirit456]

Granted, but then Arceus comes to the thread (HAHAHA!).

I wish Kyurem had a new forme.

[zsil]

granted but it takes the form of the annoying kuriboh!!!

I wish I had that kuriboh in a jar

[WolfSpirit456]

Granted but it keeps singing "Do Da La La La La La."

I wish the Kuriboh would stop that.

[zsil]

granted but now you can't stop doing it

I wish I had a real pokemon

[WolfSpirit456]

Granted but it's a Magikarp.

I wish I had a real Serperior (because it's awesome).

[zsil]

granted but it turns out to be a grass snake and bites you

I wish I was even more good looking (not that i have a bigger ego than Kaiba)

[WolfSpirit456]

Granted but now your being chased by ugly fangirls.

I wish I had a jetpack.

[zsil]

granted but it explodes

I wish the fan girls were better looking

[WolfSpirit456]

Granted but it's only because they use L'Oreal.

I wish i didn't have to go to my sister's piano recital.

[zsil]

granted but she takes up drums and won't stop playing

I wish my dinner was ready (I'm hungary!!)