Wishes will be Corrupted

[YamiYugiFangirl]

Okay, but you move to a crappy neighborhood.

I wish for a Millenium Puzzle.

[animex75]

granted, but you have to put it together and you're missing half the pieces

i wish i had a roll of ductape

[Florence The Thief]

Granted, but (by accident) you wrap it around you face. So you suffocate and die.

I wish for an original 1996 Lefty Fender Jag-Stang signed by Kurt Cobain.

(That wish is definitely a fancy one. Considering it would IMPOSSIBLE to get.)

[animex75]

granted, but he shoots himself again while standing in front of you
[ i am soooo sorry, but i had to ;-; ]
i wish Kurt was still alive

[Florence The Thief]

(I figured you'd do something like that. I'm one of those people who believe he was murdered, anyway. So yeah. Haha.)

Granted, but he doesn't make music anymore.

I wish for a White Castle (restaurant) in my city.

[animex75]

granted, but it serves human instead of beef

i wish more people posted in these games

[Florence The Thief]

Granted, but they're all A-Holes.

I wish I had the equipment and a band to practice with.

[animex75]

granted, but you never improve

i wish i could play an instrument

[Florence The Thief]

Granted, but it's the Triangle

I wish I could go to MomoCon

[animex75]

granted, but nobody else shows up

i wish i could play Freecell

[Florence The Thief]

Granted, but you get so mad you break everything in sight.

I wish Toonami had a Fri. night/Sat. morning in addition to the Sat. night/Sun. morning block.

[animex75]

granted, but they don't show anything good

i wish they'd never gotten rid of Toonami in the first place

[YamiYugiFangirl]

Granted, but Cartoon Network got canned years ago, and everything on it is now nothing but a blank memory.

I wish for PASTAAAAA!!!!!

[Florence The Thief]

Granted, but you can't have anything on or with it.

I wish I had $2,500 to buy some music equipment I need/want.

[YamiYugiFangirl]

okay, but it costs 30000$

I wish the guy I liked wasn't seeing someone else. Long story.

[Florence The Thief]

(Long story. Ha. I know how that goes.)

Granted. He break up with who he's seeing now, goes out with you, but cheats on you with the girl he was seeing before you.

I wish I could met Slash.

[animex75]

granted, but you don't like him

i wish i had more free time

[Florence The Thief]

Granted, but now ALL you have is FREE time so you don't know what to do with yourself.

I wish I owned the Super Deluxe Edition of Nevermind.

[animex75]

granted, but it doesn't work

i wish for

[Florence The Thief]

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I wish for some food.

[animex75]

granted but it's poisonous

i wish you'd gotten that last one

[Florence The Thief]

Granted, but POTATO!

I wish for some soda

[animex75]

granted, but it's also poisoned

i wish i had some poison

[Florence The Thief]

Granted, but you die from handling it.

I wish you could have more skips on the free version of Pandora.

[animex75]

granted, but it crashes and loses all of your data whenever you try to use it

i wish i had motivation to do anything productive

[Florence The Thief]

Granted. You do everything you've wanted to do EVER. And now don't know what to do with yourself.

I wish I had a girlfriend to hangout and do stuff with.

[animex75]

granted, but she breaks up with you in a week

i wish i could sleep easier

[Florence The Thief]

Granted, but you never wake up again.

I wish I wasn't so tired right now.

[animex75]

granted, but that's because you're being tortured

i wish i'd gotten my wisdom teeth out earlier

[Florence The Thief]

Granted, but since you kept them in they get super infected and you die from the infection.

I wish for love.