Wishes will be Corrupted

[MechaBunny]

Granted, but they crackle instead.

I wish I had cake.

[Chaos_Soul]

granted, but your life is a lie, not the cake, the cake is the truth, actually all existence except for the cake is a lie, its all illusion. we are all part of a dream of the cake

i wish i existed

[MechaBunny]

Granted, but now you're stuck with stale cake and nothing else.

I wish my neighbor would turn off his radio. It's 3 in the morning.

[Chaos_Soul]

[ HA,IM THE ONLY ONE IN ALL EXISTENCE WITH CAKE!! ]
your neighbor turn off his radio, at 7pm, just to change batteries and start all over again
i wish for more cake

[Mistyskye]

Granted but you suffocate, because there is no more room for oxygen since there is so much cake

I wish I could have a cheeseburger for breakfast

[Chaos_Soul]

granted, but you also suffocate, because your house turn into a giant mutant-cheeseburger and starts to destroy the city while you try to survive by eating it
i wish ... for some water [ simple, but its what i wish for, now ]

[Mistyskye]

*Turns into Sandy from that one Spongebob episode: "now what was that one thing sea critters need? Uh... wallet.... waffles... a watch?..."*

I wish the mutant cheeseburger would would stop destroying the city, because apparently, there is only one city to destroy.

[Chaos_Soul]

[ actually, there isnt, the cake is all and everything in existence ]
granted. it explodes/implodes with all our solar system and then turns into a black hole

now that you mentioned, i wish for a waffle....

[Mistyskye]

granted... but it is merely just another cake that's a lie

I wish my hair wasn't a mess

[Chaos_Soul]

Originally Posted by Mistyskye

granted... but it is merely just another cake that's a lie

I wish my hair wasn't a mess

granted, but then a rain of cheese starts exactly when you go out


i wish every one who broke any single law in earth would be punished with death

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Granted but then you break a minor law and are punished as well.

I wish I didn't have writer's block

[Chaos_Soul]

granted, now you have nothing
*your house , computer & everything that belongs to you disapears*
i wish for TUNA!

[Mistyskye]

granted, but you can't do anything with it, since it is stuck in a can that is stuck behind a forcefield


I wish for something blue

[Chaos_Soul]

*throws you a tuna in a can in a blue forcefield

i wish for tuna without a forcefield

[Mistyskye]

Granted, but there is instead a pit of spikes and venomous snakes dangling from the ceiling

I wish for bacon in the morning

[Chaos_Soul]

granted, but its infected with a virus that makes bacon mutate into tuna
i wish i could actually eat my tuna

[Mistyskye]

Granted, but you immediately puke it up afterwards because it tastes like dog crap

I wish my cat would stop attacking me

[MechaBunny]

Granted, but now every squirrel in existence is attacking you.

I still wish for cake.

[Chaos_Soul]

here we go again,
granted, but the cake is a lie, EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE IS A LIE !!!!
i wish for a true and existing cake

[Kronus]

granted, but it's not yours.

I wish for a way to send real existing cake from Germany to Mexico so it doesn't get foul.

[GalactaStar]

granted,but it ends up getting sent to Italy.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[MechaBunny]

Granted, but it is the only language you can speak.

I... *SNOOOOORE*

[Mistyskye]

Granted.... *Earth explodes*

I wish the Earth didn't just explode

[MechaBunny]

Granted, but it implodes instead - taking all of the surrounding planets with it.

I wish this thread would stay near the top of the page.

[MechaBunny]

Granted, but it implodes instead - taking all of the surrounding planets with it.

I wish this thread would stay near the top of the page.

[Chaos_Soul]

Originally Posted by Mistyskye

Granted.... *Earth explodes*

I wish the Earth didn't just explode

lol
well... granted, but then someone comes and posts in the BAR moving it again
i wish for 80 non-stop hours of sleep for myself

[Mistyskye]

granted, but you end up sleeping forever

I wish I could roll my tongue

[MechaBunny]

Granted, but you develop a horrible habit of rolling your eyes.

I wish I didn't have to choose between Alistair and Lelani in Dragon Age.

[Mistyskye]

Granted, but you're forced to choose a horrible character

I wish I got more sleep before waking up for school

[Kronus]

granted, but that doesn't mean you arrive in time.

I wish this game was played again.