Wishes will be Corrupted

[TobisaruJC]

Granted, but you lose too much valuable time in playing.

I wish that stupid Maury show was cancelled.

[Kronus]

(time lost for fun is not lost)

granted. now there is more time for other stupid shows and adds.

I wish my boyfriend lived in the same city as me.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Granted but you have no time for him anymore.

I wish that I didn't hurt my toe yesterday >.<

[Kronus]

granted, you hurt it today instead.

I wish Mokusoft would continue to make updates for Windows BEWD

[TobisaruJC]

Granted, but the updates are littered with viruses released into the whole system, causing a major crash.

I wish I was in CM Punk's shoes right now.

[Kronus]

not granted because I don't know what you talk about

I wish for something.

[MechaBunny]

Granted, but you get everything except the thing you want the most.

I wish for someone to pay off my student loans for me.

[TobisaruJC]

Granted, but now you're in debt with your financial backing in the mob.

I wish Kronus knew what I was talking about before.

[Kronus]

granted but I still act like I don't.

I wish Konami would go back to the old Yugioh.

[TobisaruJC]

Granted, but now The CEO has been held hostage by a fan outraged by the change.

I wish for my face to be on the 1 dollar bill.

[Kronus]

oh come on, nobody is a fan of the new yugioh. everyone would celebrate.

Okay, but unfortunately it's on the 1 dollar bill. that's bad enough and doesn't need to be corrupted :P

I wish we would play this more like granting a wish but it turns out you should have never wished for it.

[TobisaruJC]

Granted, but the game is ruined almost beyond repair.

I wish Super Kami Guru was resurrected in TFS DBZ Abridged.

[Mistyskye]

Granted... but you die shortly afterward and are unable to watch DBZ Agridged anymore

I wish for a pony with saddlebags full of money!

[Kronus]

granted. it doesn't belong to you though.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[TobisaruJC]

Granted, but somebody ruined it for you shortly afterwards.

I wish for World Peace

[Mistyskye]

Granted, but world peace happens only because you die

I wish for a roller coaster

[TobisaruJC]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for total control over the Disney Corporation.

[Mistyskye]

^ You need to wish for something

[Mistyskye]

Granted, but you soon get kicked out for producing crappy movies


I wish I did well at math

[TobisaruJC]

Granted, but you failed English.

I wish the rain was my friend.

[Mistyskye]

Granted... but it is a bad friend

I wish I was hungry for breakfast

[TobisaruJC]

Granted, but you'll never get breakfast.

I wish I was wealthy.

[Mistyskye]

Granted, but wealthy your money is accidentally put through a shredder

I wish I don't have to do a Spanish role play tomorrow

[TobisaruJC]

Granted, but you have to do a Latin Role Play instead.

I wish Quentin Tarantino would mature when writing his screenplays.

[Mistyskye]

Granted, but now his movies suck

I wish Gravity Falls season 2 would premiere already!

[CELTIC]

Granted but it's rubbish

I wish for infinite wealth

[Pixelwiz]

Granted, but it doesn't belong to you.

I wish Phoenix Wright would kick Sonic's ass.

[YamiYugiFangirl]

Granted, but then Phoenix gets the Tails doll (dun dun DAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!)

I wish I could be a companion to travel with The Doctor from Doctor Who.

[Mistyskye]

Granted but you're invisible and no one knows you're there

I wish I had an infinite supply of unsweetened iced tea

[YamiYugiFangirl]

(Oh, so you're saying I'm Canada?)

Okay, but after drinking several gallons, you now have to use the restroom, and there's a long long line. XD

I wish that Eridan (and a few other trolls who's names I won't mention for the sake of spoilers) didn't get killed off in Homestuck.