Wishes will be Corrupted

[musigal]

granted, but your desires cause you more harm in the end than good.

I wish that I didn't have finals and papers

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but you just aren't in school anymore.

I wish it would snow here

[Beyond Card Games]

Granted, but you will freeze overnight.

I wish I could travel the world

[ChaosVincent1]

done, you are killed in the crossfire during a Columbian drug war.

I wish I had the powers of DAN GREEN!!!

[musigal]

granted, but the powers of friendship overcome them

I wish that my roommate weren't listening to whiny songs like "santa baby" right now

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, your roomate is now blasting Halloween music so you can't sleep

I wish my head didn't feel so warm

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Granted, but it feels cold.

I wish it wasn't deadBAR

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, it is now a zombie and eats everyone

I wish my favorite actors wouldn't leave their roles

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Granted, but they start to suck.

I wish I could go to the Mandarin Chinese buffet right now.

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but you get food poisoning

I wish my head isn't warming up

[LadyAile]

Granted, but you knock your head really hard against door.

I wish I was on holidays right now.

[Beyond Card Games]

Granted, but you can't leave your hotel bathroom.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Granted, but your get ADHD.

I wish I was in an octopuses garden. (in the shade)

[Beyond Card Games]

Granted, but you get eaten alive.

I wish I was a better duelist........

[MariksSexKitten]

Granted but your too good and people refuse to duel you.

I wish I would quit getting sick

[Beyond Card Games]

Granted, but you will be brought into a laboratory and experimented on.

I wish I could fall asleep

[M.P.]

Granted but you never wake up

I wish christmas holidays started today

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but it is the worst Christmas ever

I wish I didn't have a headache

[darkarcher]

Granted. Someone lops off your hand and you forget about your headache.

I wish I could get my studying done.

[animex75]

granted, but then you forget everything

i wish spiral power was real

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Granted, but someone uses it on you.

I wish I could meet George Harrison.

[Beyond Card Games]

Granted, but he smacks you over the head with his guitar.

I wish I had my own Pokemon.

[MariksSexKitten]

Granted but it's not the one you want.

I wish I had my own Digimon.. (Don't make fun of me, Digimon are cool, especially Gaomon)

[wazza2k9]

granted, but it runs away

i wish i had my own pokemon, and i don't care which one, all are cool. espcially magikarp. it's unique, and becomes badass when it evolves. and no funny tricks mister "ima gonna corrupt everyone of you wishes" guy! it's not dead, it can evolve, and that is my wish.

[musigal]

granted, but then you die

I wish that I could get my roommate to stop playing "santa baby" =/

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Granted, but he starts singing it.

I wish I could have some cake.

[MariksSexKitten]

Granted but it's ass cake. (Family guy references ftw)

I wish I had a snowball

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Granted, but it melts.

I wish my new SP fanfic had more views.

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but everyone hates it

I wish I had someone to make me smile

[ILoveRyou]

Granted, but they end up moving to China after one day.

I wish I wasn't grounded until summer.