This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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  #61  
Old 09-03-2007
Socran Socran is offline
 
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"How strange. It seems my enormous chest hair has just grown blue striped ears and a pair of legs. No matter, I'm sure I can somehow use this to defeat Yugi."
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Old 09-03-2007
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Gremlins 3 - Attack of the clingers
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  #63  
Old 09-03-2007
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Kaiba : Screw the rules - I have unrealistically large chest hair!!
Mokuba: but big brother...
kaiba: shutupmokuba!
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Old 09-03-2007
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Kaiba: Dammit, my Teflon shirt doesn't work on Mokuba.
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Mokuba: Nothing can repel my love for Big Brother.
Kaiba: Shut up Mokuba! Gawd, this isn't "1984"! No more hanging out with Yugi!

Highly doubt many will get that reference. Hopefully someone does. BTW moo102 I got the Phantom reference. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>
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Old 09-03-2007
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Mokuba: Big brother, your Blue Eyes tried to eat me again!

Kaiba: If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.....................
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  #66  
Old 09-03-2007
Nathaniel21 Nathaniel21 is offline
 
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Seto: My Kaiba senses are tingling............Mokuba's gay!
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  #67  
Old 09-03-2007
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Screw the boat, I have money, and an unneccesarily hairy brother suckling at my nipples.
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Old 09-03-2007
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Seto: Crap, a Giant Kuriboh!
Mokuba: But its me, Seto...
Seto: Shut up Mokuba! I'm busy getting attacked!
*Strangles*
Seto: Oh... Well, I can always buy a new brother...
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Old 09-03-2007
SilentAvera SilentAvera is offline
 
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Try 1
Mokuba: Ouch! Big Brother what is this thing I feel under your shirt?
Seto: You feel the bleeding thorns that surround my woven heart of ice.
Mokuba: Oh no wait, it's just a french fri that got stuck from the buffet from the ship.

Try 2
*Mokuba runs up and hugs Seto for brotherly reasons*
Mokuba: Huh? Seto, you are colder than usual, and your eyes are glassy, and your arms are frozen like a doll!
Seto: I am not Seto. I am a robotic clone of Seto. He sent me here from the future in order to spare the time of taking care of you here, in this time. He has a new project he is working on.
Mokuba: What? You're really a robot? (NOTE: No emotional bash noticing from abandonment)
Robo Seto: I am cyberdyne systems model 101; first edition. Your brother is working with them to make accurate Duel Monsters models to battle in large arenas during Duel Monsters tournaments. Holograms will be obsolete. As will humans be.
Mokuba: So you're a robot, but you feel so much like a human!
Robo Seto: I was maunfactued as such. This is real human skin on my surface. Diguising as the enemy is a simple yet effective battle tactic. Do you have any pet dogs?
Mokuba: No, everytime Kaiba smiled, the puppies at the Pet Store died...So, you're a machine underneath? But sort of alive outside?
Robo Seto: Correct. I am a cybernetic organisim. Living tissue over a metal endoskelton.
Mokuba: Wow, so much like my real brother....
Robo Seto: You're real brother is dead.
Mokuba: NOOOO - !!!
Seto: I'm just messing with you Mokuba! It's me, it's me Seto. Mokuba? Mokuba?.....See this is why I'm so blunt around you, I can never have any fun with you.

Try 3
*Mokuba latches onto Seto. Seto is frozen with* -
Mokuba: Oh Seto tell me you love me! Tell me just once Seto! Just once!
*Movement comes back into Seto*
Mokuba: Seto? *Eyes big and hopeful with tears*
Seto: Get off me Mokuba. Get off me or die.

Who knows the Try 2 reference? ^-^
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Old 09-03-2007
FencingJester FencingJester is offline
 
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"But Big Brother, how can you leave without your theme music?!"
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Old 09-03-2007
KinkyKuriboh KinkyKuriboh is offline
 
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Hehehe.. moo 102, just to let you know that as a fellow Phantom phreak... I get it. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'>

How about this one:

Mokuba: Noooo!! Big Brother, don't make me go!!!
Seto: Shut up, Mokuba. You're going to Duel Academy and that's final.
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Old 09-03-2007
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Old 09-03-2007
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First time entering:p

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Old 09-03-2007
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Old 09-03-2007
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Hey big brother. Suprize Buttseckz!!!
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Old 09-03-2007
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Kiaba: So this is how Yugi feels wearing a soul around his neck.

Mokuba: Big Brother, my arms hurt.

Kiaba: I'd tell you to shut up, but I think I just had a hernia.

*** I thought of another one***

Mokuba: Seto!!

Kiaba: Mokuba! What the hell happened to your voice?

Mokuba: I hit puberty between Season four and five.

Kaiba: But you're younger than Yugi.

Mokuba: Screw my age, I have testosterone.
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  #77  
Old 09-03-2007
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By maddiesama at 2007-09-04
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Old 09-03-2007
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Old 09-03-2007
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Mokuba - Seto have your man boobs gotten bigger?
Seto - Shut up Mokuba.


=)
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Old 09-03-2007
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Woot comment 79 :D
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Old 09-03-2007
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Sadly, before being separated, Mokuba's mother was still breast-feeding him. Since they got separated, Kaiba had to do what his mother did best... except with manboob milk.
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Old 09-03-2007
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Seto: Yugi's gonna be so jealous of my sweet new chain

Mokuba: Right big brother

Seto: Shut up Mokuba
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Old 09-03-2007
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Kaiba: Darn you 4 Kids! Censoring me with my own brother!




Ya I know it sucks. It sounded funny before I typed it though.
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Old 09-03-2007
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Kaiba: Look at me Yugi. I may be adopted. I may have a horrible sense of style. I may have green hair. But I have one thing you'll never have... a younger brother!
Mokuba: I love you big brother!!!
Kaiba: ...I mean money.
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Old 09-03-2007
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Mokuba- Big brother!
Kaiba- What is it this time?
Mokuba- Why havn't I grown since we were in the orphanage ten years ago?
Kaiba- Because you're not real Mokuba, you don't exist. Havn't you ever seen 'A Beautiful Mind'?
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~Or a Titanic reference that would explain Kaiba's expression...

Mokuba- I can't wait for the scene when we're in the car!
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~Time for another Titanic reference...

Kaiba (thinking)- I don't think I'll wait til the end of this movie to throw my necklace overboard.
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Old 09-03-2007
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Kaiba: Now that Halloween's comming I better check to see if I look good in this Mokuba Costume.
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Old 09-03-2007
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Kaiba: I'll combat Yugi's Millenium Puzzle with this! My Millenium Mokuba!
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Old 09-03-2007
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Tour Guide: Welcome to Hawaii!
Kaiba: Wait, so instead of a flower lei, I get an annoying kid?
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Old 09-03-2007
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Mokuba *thinking*:I will definetly have more screen time now as Seto's beard!

-SSAattack
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Old 09-03-2007
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Kaiba: I said 'Steal something from Joey' not me!!!!
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