Shippings - Page 286 - Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

Koneko-Chan-Nya · #**8551** 11-01-2010

:I But thats the easiest thing to write!

And that's also gross, btw. pfft. Flower.

And I know some fangirly weeaboos who have no sense of how anything works when it comes to yaoi "relationships".
It's NOT THE SAME as boy/girl. In MANY WAYS.

sugar_beets · #**8552** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by YaoiMeowmaster

Why would a snake go near a flower? D:

Because the flower emits scents that the snake is attracted too so the snake has to insert itself into the flower to get satisfaction and release it's venom. (This is so hard to type for me. It's so bad)

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:I But thats the easiest thing to write!

And that's also gross, btw. pfft. Flower.

And I know some fangirly weeaboos who have no sense of how anything works when it comes to yaoi "relationships".
It's NOT THE SAME as boy/girl. In MANY WAYS.

Well you will love what I wrote above then haha. Ugh, I know. Heterosexual sex is totally the same as homosexual sex. Not really. Most the time they can skip the sex all together. Sometimes less is more especially if you don't know how to write it. Tease if you want (do it well though) and just leave out the sex. The fangirls can fill in the rest. I can't take the yaoi sex too seriously anymore since half the time it is [ "Seto thrusted his member into Jounouchi's tightness" ] and just awful. Oh plus the whole uke/seme dynamics. I know ONE couple who have roles. Every other normal functioning relationship usually end up as switches.

Koneko-Chan-Nya · #**8553** 11-01-2010

I like some good yaoi sex now and again, It can be written. However, I like there to be a plot as well. And the characters must feel something afterwards, not just "ROFL WE JUST DID IT I LUV U SOSOSOSO MUCH EVEN THOUGH I ACTUALLY HATE YOU" or worse pretend like nothing happened. :/

I just don't like it when it's just randomly thrown into some random pairing.

AllisonWalker · #**8554** 11-01-2010

I <3 this topic.

Roseleaf · #**8555** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by sugar_beets

Oh plus the whole uke/seme dynamics. I know ONE couple who have roles. Every other normal functioning relationship usually end up as switches.

I like the idea 'whoever can keep there grip on the knife gets top.'

Koneko-Chan-Nya · #**8556** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by AllisonWalker

I <3 this topic.

I bet you do.

Roseleaf · #**8557** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by sugar_beets

Pretty much this. I'm sorry but I'm of legal age to go out and rent porn or just google it (since rented porn is cheesy as hell) and I don't want to go read a teenagers interpretation of sex. It isn't hot since they don't know what they are doing and filled with awful metaphors like "Atem slipped in snake into Anzu's tight flower." Ya. No thanks.

exactly why I never read lemons unless they are part of a long story.

Not to mention, people think yaoi fangirl porn is bad, but het fangirl porn is even worse. I mean seriously, why is everyone so hesitant to say the word

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yeah.

Koneko-Chan-Nya · #**8558** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by Roseleaf

exactly why I never read lemons unless they are part of a long story.

Not to mention, people think yaoi fangirl porn is bad, but het fangirl porn is even worse. I mean seriously, why is everyone so hesitant to say the word

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yeah.

Kitty? *shot*

I only have like two or three hetero pairings I like, and I don't like to read porn of them. :/

Roseleaf · #**8559** 11-01-2010

I don't think I'd read het porn if you paid me.

...I don't think I'd read any porn, actually. The stuff I read isn't porn, it's just graphic scenes that are little add ons to the plot.

Koneko-Chan-Nya · #**8560** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by Roseleaf

I don't think I'd read het porn if you paid me.

...I don't think I'd read any porn, actually. The stuff I read isn't porn, it's just graphic scenes that are little add ons to the plot.

:I So porn?

Jk, I get where you're coming from, but still...

Anreyla · #**8561** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by sugar_beets

It's AU, not porn, and not omg the best thing ever but for a tendershipping fic, I kind of like Of Elevators and Muses. It's probably one of the better ones out there. Although there are some OoC tendencies for both Ryou and Bakura.

I don't really read/look up PwP so I'm not going to be any help.

Ffff I actually like Of Elevators and Muses, but the author's tendency to shove Puppyshipping hints in makes me rather.. sadfaise. But Yami no Bakura is pretty OOC, to be quite honest, though there's really only so much you can do in a romance fic with a character like that, haha, unless you go TOTALLY DEMENTED.

sugar_beets · #**8562** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by Koneko-Chan-Nya

I like some good yaoi sex now and again, It can be written. However, I like there to be a plot as well. And the characters must feel something afterwards, not just "ROFL WE JUST DID IT I LUV U SOSOSOSO MUCH EVEN THOUGH I ACTUALLY HATE YOU" or worse pretend like nothing happened. :/

I just don't like it when it's just randomly thrown into some random pairing.

Of course it can be written. I'm not saying it isn't. The majority of it is awful though. Yes, I don't like PwP. It's boring and I can go watch porn if I want that. If it is a lemon in a longer plot, then I'm fine with it. The random love out of nowhere annoys me so much. Of course some characters will love each other but it will be a built up love and not just bam after they have sex. Even better is when it is rape and all of a sudden they love each other. So great.

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I like the idea 'whoever can keep there grip on the knife gets top.'

And this is why I said normal functioning relationships. Obviously some of the pairings would be all about dominance

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exactly why I never read lemons unless they are part of a long story.

Not to mention, people think yaoi fangirl porn is bad, but het fangirl porn is even worse. I mean seriously, why is everyone so hesitant to say the word

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yeah.

Because they are teenage girls and the words vagina, clitoris, semen, and penis are scary. Most the ygo het is awful so I stay away from it even though one of my OTPs is het.

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Ffff I actually like Of Elevators and Muses, but the author's tendency to shove Puppyshipping hints in makes me rather.. sadfaise. But Yami no Bakura is pretty OOC, to be quite honest, though there's really only so much you can do in a romance fic with a character like that, haha, unless you go TOTALLY DEMENTED.

True. I can forgive both of those because it isn't full blown puppyshipping and her writing is pretty good. Probably the fact that it is AU that I am fine with YBakura being OoC. It is one of the better tendershipping fics out there

Anreyla · #**8563** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by sugar_beets

True. I can forgive both of those because it isn't full blown puppyshipping and her writing is pretty good. Probably the fact that it is AU that I am fine with YBakura being OoC. It is one of the better tendershipping fics out there

Yeah, I mean, I really like the fic, the author IS pretty good, the way she builds up suspense, and her pace, etc, is fantastic (thoughfffIwishshe'dupdatemoreoften). For those reasons, I'm forgiving that YnBakura is OOC, and since it's still BASICALLY the same character, for the most part.

[ Sad when most Tendershipping fics suck so bad that even ones that are well written but with somewhat significant OOCness are good enough, haha.. Well it's not THAT bad~. ]

sugar_beets · #**8564** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by Anreyla

Yeah, I mean, I really like the fic, the author IS pretty good, the way she builds up suspense, and her pace, etc, is fantastic (thoughfffIwishshe'dupdatemoreoften). For those reasons, I'm forgiving that YnBakura is OOC, and since it's still BASICALLY the same character, for the most part.

[ Sad when most Tendershipping fics suck so bad that even ones that are well written but with somewhat significant OOCness are good enough, haha.. Well it's not THAT bad~. ]

Exactly! I agree with everything you just said. I'm giving her a break though since she is applying for college and postsecondary > fanfiction.

[ Haha ya ]

LKfan97 · #**8565** 11-01-2010

Too much Puppyshipping is not good for the soul, brain, or eyes. Your statements have moved me.

(Sorry for the randomk appearance, I got a bit bored)

Boradis · #**8566** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by Basketcat

Fanfic porn is boring. :I
And usually the person writing has no idea how sex works, lmfao.

Fanfic porn, non fanfic porn, filmed porn ... almost all of it depends on the audience not knowing or caring how actual sex works.

sugar_beets · #**8567** 11-01-2010

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Originally Posted by Boradis

Fanfic porn, non fanfic porn, filmed porn ... almost all of it depends on the audience not knowing or caring how actual sex works.

Filmed porn isn't too realistic in their scenarios and things like climaxes but there are just some things that can't really be changed. Just because the reaction is fake doesn't mean the sex isn't happening. The audience for fanfiction porn probably don't know how sex works, the non fanfic porn (something like Harlequin I'm guessing) usually want to indulge in a fantasy world about Fabio taking them away, and filmed porn is to get off. Just because the audience is there doesn't mean we have to like it if it is awful.

PegasusJCrawford · #**8568** 11-01-2010

*rings doorbell*
Did someone order a pizza?
What did you say? You need your pool cleaned? Well don't mind if I do.

Roseleaf · #**8569** 11-02-2010

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Originally Posted by PegasusJCrawford

*rings doorbell*
Did someone order a pizza?
What did you say? You need your pool cleaned? Well don't mind if I do.

If you come to my house again, I swear to god, I'll use this cyonide.

PegasusJCrawford · #**8570** 11-02-2010

;-;
I just came to clean yer pool here, and look, now the pizzas cold.

Well, the only thing that could possible fix this mess is if I take off my clothes. *strips within one motion*

Bow chicka wowow

MarikBakura · #**8571** 11-02-2010

No! You lack the deodorant!

PegasusJCrawford · #**8572** 11-02-2010

I put deoderant on! You could even say it borders the line of too often!

sugar_beets · #**8573** 11-02-2010

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Originally Posted by PegasusJCrawford

;-;
I just came to clean yer pool here, and look, now the pizzas cold.

Well, the only thing that could possible fix this mess is if I take off my clothes. *strips within one motion*

Bow chicka wowow

Oh Pegasus! I don't think that was in the job description. But now that I think about it, I need a lightbulb in my room fixed.

(Wow that was so not creepy)

Xanadu · #**8574** 11-02-2010

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Originally Posted by sugar_beets

Filmed porn isn't too realistic in their scenarios and things like climaxes but there are just some things that can't really be changed. Just because the reaction is fake doesn't mean the sex isn't happening. The audience for fanfiction porn probably don't know how sex works, the non fanfic porn (something like Harlequin I'm guessing) usually want to indulge in a fantasy world about Fabio taking them away, and filmed porn is to get off. Just because the audience is there doesn't mean we have to like it if it is awful.

its true, you see a lot of yaoi and its drawn and...its physically impossible for 2 men to have sex like they do (things bend wrong, things aren't there, etc)

Koneko-Chan-Nya · #**8575** 11-02-2010

Well, if it isn't Xanadu. Somehow I knew you would end up in this thread.

And lol @ Peggy.

Xanadu · #**8576** 11-02-2010

I could have sworn I posted here before...before this part of the forum was infested by 14 year old girls and I left for other parts of the forum

PegasusJCrawford · #**8577** 11-02-2010

Thats why I'm here Xanadu.

And yes, that was in full relation to what you just said about 14 year old girls.

Koneko-Chan-Nya · #**8578** 11-02-2010

Shipping tiem? :I

What about Blindshipping? Or Citronshipping?

EDIT: I will put in who this is, for discussion.

Blindshipping: Pharoah Atem x Yugi Mutou
Citronshipping: Thief King Bakura x Malik Ishtar

sugar_beets · #**8579** 11-03-2010

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Originally Posted by Xanadu

its true, you see a lot of yaoi and its drawn and...its physically impossible for 2 men to have sex like they do (things bend wrong, things aren't there, etc)

Exactly. Now I'm not an expert in male gay sex and I'm not going to go watch it to find out but I still have an idea of what is physically possible and what isn't. Yuri has the same issue but not to quite the same extent (probably because it isn't popular in the ygo fandom) but it is kind of like "wait, she did what to what?" Not possible. (Although I could blame some lesbian porn on that. Way more ridiculous than hetero porn)

Roseleaf · #**8580** 11-03-2010

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Originally Posted by Xanadu

I could have sworn I posted here before...before this part of the forum was infested by 14 year old girls and I left for other parts of the forum

Pfft. Back when you used to post here, the only posts the 14 year old girls were making were 'LOL YAOIS HOT.'

Now we actually have intellectual conversations...most of the time.

When we aren't acting out what we'd do if Peggy came to our house offering to clean our pool in the nude.