Shirt Idea

[Bobcat]

Hey, here's one. "Everything I Need to Know I Learned from the Abridged Series."
1) Hair has magical powers; it can grant super strength and defy gravity.
2) Child grabbing classes are a waste of time.
3) Breasts are no match for a deep voice.
4) Yami looks damn good in a tutu.
5) Ancient Egyptians used lasers
6) Only adults can win at children's card games.
7) Gay people like to hibernate in caves.
Those were all the ones I could think of.

[Aria]

so...all of those would go on the shirt?

[Bobcat]

Right. It's based on those posters, "Everything I know in life I learned in kindergarten."

[Majick]

Number 3? Was it a deep voice or a big chin?

[Bobcat]

Might have been the chin. I couldn't recall.

[uberpwn3d]

yeah it was the chin

[Bariyou]

8) Those who have money may screw the rules
9) Shut up and duel me!
10) Rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law
11) You're not a ghost. No e'ffing way.
12) All plot lines make a lot more sense in the original manga

We could go up to twenty, and then start weeding some out. The original line could go on the front, with the list on the back. Also, we need a few more Mai, Joey, Grandpa and Rebecca quotes.

[Majick]

13) Playing a card game is a lot like making love.

[Bobcat]

14) Americans always wear sunglasses.
15) If somebody is knocked down, you should check his pulse.
16) Teddy bears are evil.
17) If you lose, but you could have won, then by default you win.

[Majick]

18) Only Americans can say America and American.

[Bitter]

18. Emo strategies pay off.
19. Throwing a harpoon isn't always the best way to get someone's attention.
20. Being Seto Kaiba's little brother means you control who lives and who dies.
21. Disguising yourself as a bee does NOT help you to win.
22. Fangirls ruin everything.
23. Whenever Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies.
24. You can't fix all your problems by mind crushing people.
25. Never leave your beaver exposed.

Sorry, I'm skipping 20 and saying we roll to 25 for now. There are just so many good lessons!

[Bakurakrazie]

XD Two shirts, then? Or smaller print . . .

26) Rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law
27) Shut up, Mokuba.

[Bobcat]

Heh.
This shirt needs to be made.

[sonicherosfan]

28. You can learn l33t hackzorz skills from watching old episodes of Star Trek. (At least, I think that's what it said)
29. The only way to solve all of real life's real problems is cards froma children's card game,
30. You don't stand a ghost of a chance. (Sorry, I couldn't resist x3)

Y'know, this would make one SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME poster, come to think. xD But a shirt would be just as pwning. :3

[TPMX]

31) Cheap parlor tricks are extremely erotic.
32) Kaiba needs to get laid.
33) The loot system sucks.

Ditto on the poster.

[Ben]

Get to 50, and this shirt is made.

[TPMX]

Worship....

34) Super special awesome stopped being funny 10 episodes ago.
35) Pochohantes (sp) lives in India.

[megamn17]

36) Borat is actually from Egypt
37) People go to Egypt when their grieving (sp)
38) Most anime plotlines sound like bad fanfics
39) Cheap parlor tricks are extremely errotic
(If thats not appropriate...)
39) Teddy Bears can be possesed
40) I learned how to delete files that would otherwise be taking up space

[sonicherosfan]

41. Card Games is what Christmas is all about.
42. Standing up dramatically at the same time solves almost everything.

Okay, so I'm not so sure about number 37; I bet if we reworded it, it would make more sense.

<span style='color:darkgreen;'>Fixed numbering. - Ben</span>

[sonicherosfan]

** whoops, meant 41 & 42. My apologies. (I was an idiot and forgot to click "submit". My brain doesn't work in the summer. xP)

[TPMX]

39) is 31). So we're on 42?

43) Guns=bad. Crossdressing princesses=good.
44) I'm secretly a furry.
45) BRAINS!

[sonicherosfan]

Like I said, i forgot to press "submit". I had it in the box and stuffs, but WUTEV.

Less than ten away! WOO~

46. Everything in life is always thousands of miles away.
47. Nothing is ever your fault; it's all the writing staff's fault

[Ben]

By the way, I just need to check, does anyone object to me [s]stealing[/s] using your list submissions on the shirt?

[sonicherosfan]

48. When you're voiced by Dan Green, you can do whatever you want.

Alright, I'll give others a chance now. x3

[sonicherosfan]

Nope, no problem with me.
(if my replies are slow, I apologize; at this moment, I'm watching YGO: TAS right now. That should be enough of an excuse, right? x3)

[megamn17]

49) Youtube can't stop a really popular series!
one more!

[TPMX]

I don't mind that much, I'll feel super special awesome about it! I can say "I helped made a T-shirt and I didn't even get a lousy T-shirt!"

50!) Always wear a condom when playing card games!

[sonicherosfan]

My parents would FLIP and do a couple of cartwheels if they saw that #50 on my shirt. o_O

How about "Card Games are the Meaning of Life"?

[TPMX]

lol, Or maybe "You feel deep shame after reading this entire shirt."

And we had "Cheap parlor tricks are extremely erotic" twice, not like your parents won't flip after the rest. lol

[megamn17]

Hey Ben do we have ourselves a shirt? Please...