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#241
09-28-2007
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SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY/SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR/SCREW THE YUELS I HAVE MONEY/SCREW THE MONEY I HAVE RULES
or kaiba: get the hell outa my bedroom pharaoh: yeah thats what she said............ kaiba:GET OUT or (last one) yugi: ah there she is. ok pharaoh you can thank me later. and rember, no hikies pharaoh: huh? YUGI YOU LITTLE ****** YOU SON OF A ***** ***** ******** ******* IM GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR ****** AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR **** ******* ****** ******* AND THEN ****** ***** ********* ******** ******* ON YOUR ******* ***** ****** ******* ***** WITH *** **** ******* **** ****** IN THE ******* ******** AND ******* ******* ******* ******* YOUR ****** ****** ******** SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO **** SIDEWAYS! ******************************** (looks up at tea) huh? hi there 
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#245
10-10-2007
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I said "My voice gives me super strength" and some random person yelled "But my hair gives me the powr to defy gravity" It was perfect too.
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#247
10-11-2007
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Anubis: First I will play a Childrens Card game. And then I will destroy the World!
Yami: Why? Anubis: What? Yami: Why do you want to destroy the World? What do you get from it? Anubis: I don't understand the question... Yami: Look, you must have a reason to destroy the World. Otherwise this Movie makes no sense! Anubis: Of couse I have a reason! Yami: Then, what about shearing it with the class? Anubis: No! Its a secret! Can't believe this joke wasn't posted here before.
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#250
10-18-2007
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Definitely the nameless henchman, esp on the phone. "ATTENTION MOTHER!" and "So then I said, ATTENTION DUELISTS!"
Dontcha wish your card games were fun like mine? Téa: "Let's sneak onto the ship like Solid Snake!" Little Yugi: "Anyway, I've forgiven you for putting my grandpa in hospital. Can we be super special awesome friends again now?" ... and pretty much anytime Bakura calls someone a w***er... <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>
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#251
10-18-2007
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Sooo many good joke, ^^ there just no end to it, one quote i like was the one from ep 16 with bakura.
- Goodnight everyone, i hope my evil alter ego doesnt wake up in the middle of the night to molest any of you, because it tend to happen alot. and with the episode with the boulder chasin them and with tristan saying. - My voice gimme super strengh --- holy sh*t it really does ! lol so darn funny ^^
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#252
10-18-2007
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"Kaiba: Don't look at his penis, don't look at his penis, don't look at his penis, AHHH!!!.... I looked....."
"Yugi: Wait, are we rhyming too? Joey: Don't ask me, I ain't got a clue. Yugi: This is like something from Dr. Suess. Tea: I can't stop staring at Yugi's caboose. Bakura: Everyone has gone so rhym-y. Tristan: Shutup you stupid limey." "Kaiba: Oh My God!! It's a rock!!!!!!!!" "Pharaoh: Huh? YUGI YOU LITTLE *bleep* YOU SON OF A *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR *bleep* AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* AND THEN *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* ON YOUR *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* WITH *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* IN THE *bleep* *bleep* AND *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* YOUR *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO *bleep* SIDEWAYS! *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* ..... Oh. Hi there." "Pegasus: Then suddenly...... *BANG!*... You really need to stop doing that." XDDD. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>
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#253
10-19-2007
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My friend and I overly use (synchronized) "Alas poor Yorick I knew him... In AMERICA!!"
You try doing it in school loudly without being noticed.
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#254
10-27-2007
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i love it in ep 25 where yugi/yami and tea go on a date.
all the jokes in that are quality, me and my mate watch it all the time X3 its our fave ep! we love it when Yami is standing there swearing at yugi: (after lots of bleeps) so you'll have to **** sideways... ****! :sees tea: oh, hi there! and when they sing beauty and the beast and yami goes :****ING BIRDS (XD) and then he sings his bnit of beauty and the beast best ep ever (since ep 13, which i also loved <3)
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#256
11-01-2007
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"Holy **** on a **** sandwich with **** on top!"
"why didn't we just tell him the truth?" "Because lying is fun!" <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'> soo good...
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#257
11-01-2007
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Some:
"Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your friends is yours." "... In America!" "One looks like a little boy, a very untidy little boy, if he lived in my homeland of Egypt, he would be stoned to death for his insolence." "Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Bakura's the-" "No F'ing way!" And a lot more, I quote "... In America", a lot of people think I'm weird.
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#258
11-02-2007
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"FINISH HIM!!!" a reference to old school mortal kombat. Yea.... mortal kombat is awsome ^^
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#260
11-04-2007
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There is only a one true quote.I'm not going to say what it is cause you all know it.(My voice gives me super strength)
But here are some of my faourites: "I sound like Brock from pokemon-screw the rules i have money Ok that's it you're dead, Mototo" "Did i mention that my nipples can supply power to a third world country?" "Burn the witch!" "What theme music?" "My breasts are in trouble" "You screamed because you losta card game?What are you, 6?" "IN AMERICA" "Nyeh!" "I play copycat.It allows me to copy your catchphrase, IN AMERICA. Hey you can't say that!You're not an american.You don't even have a flag in your hair Oh i'm sorry i must have left it behind, IN AMERICA" "Man thats guys likes talking about his hair Man, that guys likes talking about america" This isn't a quote but I'd like to know where is YGO set?I mean it's pretty vague about from in Dirty Dueling (Will they have DDr there too? Tea is japan.Of course they will)
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#262
11-04-2007
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1. The joke about the blue eyes cake
2. "Capsule Monsters, must play capsule monsters"
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#263
11-04-2007
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"OMG a giant rock"
"That's right Kiba, a giant rock..." Then a few moments later "OMG another giant rock!" and also "we will never know the winner of that duel, for it is hidden by ancient egyption spoiler tag!" Awsome!
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#264
11-09-2007
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lol yay!
these are all on my profile... i felt the urge to quote my favorite ones one day.. haha "L'oreal.. because I'm worth it!"--- i laughed SO hard.... because i love all the making-fun-of-hair-ness. "Yugioh's... they're Yugi-liscious!"--- I started calling myself Eden-liscious xD "If you're a ghost, then I'm straight!"--- I LOVE atemu's gay jokes :33333 "Yes talking cleavage, I'm very happy to see you!"--- I'd say this is my absolute favorite quote... My friend and I used this a lot. "Bats... gay people... same thing." "I have to go sandpaper my throat."---- I still laugh every time i watch that part. "I now summon Frustrated Guardian!... I am so frustrated"--- xD love that celtic guaridan <33 "Hooray! I'm friends with Spiderman!"--- I still quote this xD "I'm not gay, I'm just British" "The ocean says yes!"--- 2nd favorite all-time quote... haha "...cuz this is THRILLER!"-- in that one episode with bones.... i think i laughed harder for that part than any other. "Yugi, you look like a bondage slave."--- 2nd most laughed at ^^; "Tea: Do you think they'll have DDR in there? Yami: Tea, this is Japan. Of course they will." "OMG a giant rock!" and yeah... i could totally do more..... i'd just rather not xD
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#265
11-14-2007
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MIND CRUSH...............IN STEREO!
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#266
11-14-2007
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Welcome to Kentucky Fried McBurgerKing, where all our meat is freshly slaughtered
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#267
11-15-2007
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Basically everything in the whole series... in America! ^o^
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#268
11-15-2007
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Wow, there are so many good ones...well here are a few of mine:
1) Anywhere where there's a Futurama reference, specifically Episode 19 (Seto: "Come on, Mokuba. We're going to have our own tournament. With blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the tournament!!" I laughed for about five minutes straight when I first noticed that!) Also, whatever episode it is at the end where Monkey Honda/Tristan quotes Bender's famous "Bite my shiny metal a**!" Funny stuff. : ) 2) Bandit Keith: "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him...IN AMERICA." For that matter, any variation of "in America" is funny. : ) 3) Seto: "Screw the rules, I have money!" and any variation of that. 4) Kemo: "ATTENTION DUELISTS!!" 5) A particularly funny variation of "screw the rules" where it parodies the Shadow Games series. (SG Seto: "Screw the rules, I have green hair!" and back to DM Seto: "Hm...that was weird. I should probably cut back on the drugs." XDD) 6) Yami: "Hey everybody! Look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!!" / Seto: "That's it, Mutoh, you're f***ing dead!!" 7) Three words: "SHUT UP, MOKUBA." XDD Best. Joke. Ever. 8) Anzu/Tea's only good line - "BACK OFF, B****!!! HE'S MIIIIIIIIIINE...." 9) From the Christmas special - Seto: "Get the hell out of my bedroom!!" / Yami: "Yeah, that's what SHE said..." XDD Actually, the entire "Yami, the Ghost of Christmas Past" bit was hilarious. 10) Episode 3, Jounouchi/Joey: "Must...risk...life...for cards...!!" 11) Episode 4, Yugi: "You wouldn't have caught that cold if it hadn't been for Weevil." / Joey: "Actually, I wouldn't have caught it if you hadn't been such a naive moron!" / Yugi: "No, it was definitely Weevil. He threw my Grandpa's cards into the ocean, and for that I will never forgive him!" / Honda/Tristan: "Kinda like that time Joey threw away a piece of your Millennium Puzzle." / Joey: "But you forgave me for that, right, Yug?" / Yugi: "Sure, Joey...sure..." (Plays "Kill Bill" Revenge Theme) I laughed so hard at this!! 12) Bakura's British jokes...I think they're so funny, especially because he's so cute. : ) 13) From the Christmas special, Chibi Mokuba: "Look Big Brother! I'm baking you a cake shaped like a Blue-Eyes White Dragon." / Chibi Seto: "Careful, Mokuba! Don't you remember what happened last time?" / Chibi Mokuba: "Oh, don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fine.. .. OH MY GOD, IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!" / Chibi Seto: "Mokuba, no!! You forgot to preheat the oven, you dumb b******!!!" 14) The "Shaft" bit in Episode 10 XDDD (Starting with the theme song, then - Yami: "It's time to duel, sucka. Can you dig it?!" / Joey: "That cat Yugi's one bad mudda-" / Tea & Tristan: "Shut yo mouth!!" / Joey: "I'm just talkin' about Yugi!" / Tea & Tristan: "Then we can dig it!!") Also in Episode 10, when Panik turns up the heat and "Disco Inferno" plays... 15) Episode 12, Yugi: "Joey, you can still win! Just remember your love for Serenity and you can do anything!" / Joey: "That's right, Yug! That was my favorite Joss Whedon movie! This is for cancelling 'Firefly', you goth b******!!!" I totally feel this quote because it's a. funny, and b. TRUE. I LOVE FIREFLY ^_^ They should never have gotten rid of it. ...... I can't think of any more, but I'm pretty sure there are a lot more. (Wow, I didn't realize how long this post is...) Anyway, all of it is just so good...every single moment of the abridged series is pure excellence. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>
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#269
11-15-2007
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Mine is Bakura at School
"Hello everybody" "Whats wrong with his voice" "Go back to russia" or Kaiba vs Yugi God battle "Wheee.. now i shall deafeat you" "I cant hear you your to high up, come down from there you look silly" "Sorry cant hear i think i may be too high up" Brilliant
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#270
11-17-2007
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I have alot, but I'd say that my favourite aaaaaaaaare;
#1. "Wait a minute, how the hell did i climb up the side of a cliff while holding a brief-case? And for that matter, how the hell did i get here?" #2."Bullying is just wrong. Destroying people's brains with magical powers, is a-ok!" #3."Super special awsome!# #4."Screw the rules I have money!" Basically, the whole series is hilarious! But my favourite episode has to be episode 10.
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