This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah! Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow! Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Default Church of Offtopic.
Welcome to the Church of the Offtopic.

your Leader, Pope Benedict-Face XVI
upon entering, dip your hand in TheOcean, crossing yourself, paying Homage to the father, the Sai, and the HolyShadow

Our services include,
friday hot dicking confessions with Kroze.
Saturday Midnight Animex.
Sunday School Fellowship with MrsSallyBakura.

Monthly Cock-Luck dinners with darkarcher and Underling.

Deacons - BananaGhost, Darkarcher, LordZorc
Priests - Kroze, Animex
Nuns - TPishek, Sally
Monks - HolyShadow
Other religious brothers/sisters - TheOcean, Bakurachick, Geminigirl
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Extraordinary Ministers of Holy Communion (...although what is communion for this church, anyhows?)
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[ I think the Catholics of the forum are going to Crucify me. ]
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Cardinal Rebbie and Sister TPishek are available at all hours for any crises of Trolls.
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Sounds interesting.
We might need a social group or something for this! :V
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if it makes it as a thread, I'll put make it a social group.
it's just for shits, giggles, and offtopic fun.
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I am sorry
I am sorry
I am sorry
I am sorry
I am sorry
I am sorry

about mafia last round...
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yes, Gemini, pray for the future of Mafia.
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...

but I am agnostic

I am not sure if there is such thing as a God
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I'm not sure if this is a real church...
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Face, forgive me for I have sinned. Its been one BAR since my last confession...
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bring booze and hookers for my services, we'll be pouring the booze out and burning those harlots
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i demand a part in this :3
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i demand a part in this :3
Choir Director?
Mother Superior?

pick a church job.
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Quite obviously you are the Patron Saint of the BAR (or DN). XD
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lol what ocean said xD
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Quite obviously you are the Patron Saint of the BAR (or DN). XD
Agreed, Bakurachick is the Patron Saint of the BAR.

Geminigirl is the Patron Saint of L.
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I am an atheist, but I'll join your church anyway.

Besides, it might help me get new members for the Naked Apron Alliance.
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YAYZ,

*constructs Naked Apron Hall*
for club meetings and cake.
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Geminigirl is the Patron Saint of L.
awesome

*feels important*
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awesome

*feels important*
that's because you are important.
*hugs Gemini*
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YAYZ,

*constructs Naked Apron Hall*
for club meetings and cake.
Yay!
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if this thread reaches 5 pages, I think I'll make the group.
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if this thread reaches 5 pages, I think I'll make the group.
Awesome, and you can expect me, the site's number group whore, to join it!
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...not sure if should sticky or...
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YAYZ. SALLY APPROVES.

dang I can't find JR's seal of approval.
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Still need:

Deacons
Priests (in b4 pedophile jokes)
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The Organ
Old ladies who go to confession every week
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Altar servers (inb4 pedophile jokes)
Cantor/musician
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There's plenty of jobs within the church! :)
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Agreed, Bakurachick is the Patron Saint of the BAR.
can i be the patron of mafia instead?
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Fix'd
...oh man XDDD

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LOL you haven't preformed enough miracles for that yet, sorry Baku. XD [ You're getting there though :V ]

also

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and I'm officially 9 days from 30.

You have your old lady that goes to confession. *starts her Logan's Run parody*
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aww okay. im 2 years from 30 :o
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