Church of Offtopic.

[LordZorc]

Can I haz job?

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Originally Posted by MrsSallyBakura

Still need:

Deacons
Priests (in b4 pedophile jokes)
Nuns
Monks
Other religious brothers/sisters
Bishops
Archbishops
Cardinals
Seminarians
The Organ
Old ladies who go to confession every week
Lectors
Extraordinary Ministers of Holy Communion (...although what is communion for this church, anyhows?)
Altar servers (inb4 pedophile jokes)
Cantor/musician
Choir members (mostly consisting of old ladies)
Statues

There's plenty of jobs within the church! :)

psst, Rebbie is a Cardinal and TPishek a sister. Aren't Nuns also known as sisters.

[animex75]

they're called "sister <insert first name>"

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Originally Posted by animex75

they're called "sister <insert first name>"

Originally Posted by gcar90

Cardinal Rebbie and Sister TPishek are available at all hours for any crises of Trolls.

see, rebbie and TPishek are a Cardinal and a Nun

Edit: we should make BananaGhost one of the Deacons, since his girlfriend is the Sunday School Teacher

Edit 2: added the church jobs to the first post, if you don't like your job, pick another.

[MrsSallyBakura]

Originally Posted by gcar90

Aren't Nuns also known as sisters.

There's nuns, who, as animex already mentioned, are called, "Sister [insert name here]".

But there are also religious sisters who are not part of a cloister of nuns but live a religious life in a household with other Catholic women who live that same lifestyle. They also take vows within the Church.

Religious sisters don't have a Mother Superior like nuns do, nor do they have ranks such as postulant or novitiate. They have a leader and women who have not taken final vows, but it's not the same thing.

These technicalities work similarly for Monks and religious brothers.

Why is this all so complicated? Don't ask me, I didn't come up with any of this stuff...

[animex75]

i was wondering when the resident catholic would take notice :V

[bakurachick]

lol underling's an old lady xD

[MrsSallyBakura]

Originally Posted by RebornZombie

Like a magnet.

I actually only noticed because gcar posted the link in the Mafia thread.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Originally Posted by MrsSallyBakura

There's nuns, who, as animex already mentioned, are called, "Sister [insert name here]".

But there are also religious sisters who are not part of a cloister of nuns but live a religious life in a household with other Catholic women who live that same lifestyle. They also take vows within the Church.

Religious sisters don't have a Mother Superior like nuns do, nor do they have ranks such as postulant or novitiate. They have a leader and women who have not taken final vows, but it's not the same thing.

These technicalities work similarly for Monks and religious brothers.

Why is this all so complicated? Don't ask me, I didn't come up with any of this stuff...

what I know about Catholicism is what I learned from SisterAct and South Park, plus a few other random media sources.

Originally Posted by MrsSallyBakura

I actually only noticed because gcar posted the link in the Mafia thread.

well, one of the things I noticed out of the Posts in Mafia about people complaining about betraying friends. I remembered The Characters in the Movie, The Godfather, were Catholic, so in my silly randomness, I though what if there was a "Church" where Mafia Game players could go to confess and be absolved of lying and betraying their friends in the game. This church of OffTopic seemed like a fun diversion from the seriousness of the Mafia thread.

[animex75]

i wouldn't trust South Park in terms of reliability :V

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Originally Posted by animex75

i wouldn't trust South Park in terms of reliability :V

some of the jokes are funny.
I didn't really rely on it for too much authenticity.
I don't rely on any of my media sources for authenticity, because they're fiction not fact.
All I know is there's confession, priests, nuns, and a pope.

[MrsSallyBakura]

Originally Posted by gcar90

well, one of the things I noticed out of the Posts in Mafia about people complaining about betraying friends. I remembered The Characters in the Movie, The Godfather, were Catholic, so in my silly randomness, I though what if there was a "Church" where Mafia Game players could go to confess and be absolved of lying and betraying their friends in the game. This church of OffTopic seemed like a fun diversion from the seriousness of the Mafia thread.

You know, I see your logic...

Originally Posted by animex75

i wouldn't trust South Park in terms of reliability :V

Hippitus Hoppitus Deus Domine~

[animex75]

now we all know that much was realistic :V

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Originally Posted by MrsSallyBakura

You know, I see your logic...



Hippitus Hoppitus Deus Domine~

it's also not really a forum game, so it doesn't belong in that section either, so here was a good spot for it. Until I decide to move it to a group.

[animex75]

i would say that you've got to compete with the Grand Unified Church of Dai-Gurren, but that group is pretty dead

[geminigirl]

I have been sinning in death note

I tried to get the doctor killed twice
I tried to get the police chief killed
I personally killed the hacker

and this turn I am trying to kill a guy who apparently wants to die

please help me.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Bless Me Face for I have sinned.

I was Kira
and I lead the queen of L-squad to trust me to gain information about her team.

[animex75]

being Kira is not a sin, gcar, because without Kira then the death game could not exist (and the death game is fun and involves a god)

[animex75]

i say we burn that lame pick-up line along with the harlots and booze

[geminigirl]

Originally Posted by gcar90

Bless Me Face for I have sinned.

I was Kira
and I lead the queen of L-squad to trust me to gain information about her team.

...

I did not really give much away ... kinda impossible because I did not know much.

I was pretty open about being the assassin.