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05-12-2012
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Who Lost JR's Virginity
Ladies and gentlemen of the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged series website and forums, we are gathered here today on this somber occasion to say farewell to a dear and trusted friend. As most of you are aware, JesusRocks and Kanga were married on the twelfth day of May in the year 2012. Their day, I’m sure, went as perfectly as could be expected. It was a fairy tale event that was meant to lead to happily ever after. It was, indeed, a glorious wedding. JR was nervous and fidgety, waiting at the alter for Kanga, his vision in white, to appear. She was led to the altar by her father. Her mother was seated in the gallery, weeping silently into a handkerchief. The two recited the vows that would bind them together for the rest of their eternal lives. With the holy sacred kiss they sealed the joining of their two families. A wondrous celebration was had by all, completely unaware of the tragic loss that would occur later that evening. It is deeply regrettable that this loss should mar such a joyous time in the lives of these two young people.
It is with heavy heart that we are here on this auspicious day, for we mourn the death of JesusRocks’ virginity. It managed to survive 23 years, before it was sadly slain on the night of their wedding by Kanga. I ask that none of you judge neither Kanga nor JR harshly. JR was not fully conscious of her actions. JR and Kanga were simply two newlyweds in love and enjoying their mutual and somewhat consensual closeness. I ask you not to weep over the loss of JR’s virginity; it lived a long and happy life before being abruptly slaughtered. JesusRocks could not be found for comment. However, Kanga reports that when last seen, he was attired in only a contented smile. Congratulations to JR and Kanga on finally getting married. 
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05-12-2012
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Fenrir, I think hiding it in the unlocked box surrounded by neon lights saying "THIS IS NOT A CHASTITY BELT KEY" in his living room wasn't being as subtle as you should have been...
@gcar I lol'd
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05-12-2012
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JR is such a Facebook Slut, losing his virginity without officially updating Facebook.
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05-13-2012
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...and now I'm imagining JR and all his merry men dancing the can-can at his wedding. 
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05-19-2012
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05-19-2012
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What'd you think, JR?
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05-19-2012
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I took a few Authorial licences in order to create an entertaining story.
How's it feel not to be a virgin, anymore? or are you still a Virgin, too nervous to get it on in your Father-in-law's house?
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05-19-2012
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05-19-2012
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XD
You had an orgy to include her Parents, didn't you? ;)
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05-19-2012
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05-19-2012
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*Singsongy*
I'm not hearing a no... 
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05-19-2012
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And neither shall you hear a yes :V
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05-19-2012
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But Of Course.
;) It must not be easy to admit you had an orgy with your new wife and her parents.  no judgement, here :V
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05-19-2012
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It's been... 3 days for me lol
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