Drunken posts

[Syth]

I may or may not have a problem.

But the real question is: How the fuck am I still typing correctly?

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Because you aren't drunk enough

[biggles1]

Originally Posted by gcar90

Because you aren't drunk enough

^that

[Syth]

Pretty sure if I have anymore I'll either end up dead or in a hospital.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

those are problems?

[biggles1]

I thought that was the aim?

[Syth]

I meant pretty much every time I drink I nearly end up in the hospital.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

you're either Not Irish or need to build up your tolerance.

Lightweight

[Syth]

Well, I've had at the most 6 to about 10 shots of 94 proof(47% alc/vol) alcohol soo.

[killshot]

Sure sign of a lightweight is measuring their drinks in shots. Unless you just like being overcharged in a bar or something.

[Syth]

Welp, idk then. I had alc poisoning 5 nights ago, so I'm actually keeping count now.

[biggles1]

just remember to have lots of drunk sex.

[killshot]

Just pour a glass or two and put the bottle away. You're less likely to drink too much if you don't keep pouring shots from the bottle.

[Syth]

I would possibly do so if my other half wasn't in montana.

EDIT: I did that, and I kept going back to the bottle. And it's almost empty now.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Originally Posted by biggles1

just remember to have lots of drunk sex.

With his mom watching, since she's supposed to be monitoring his alcohol intake....

[Syth]

Heh, she's been asleep the entire night and eh. It wouldn't do me much good to have any sex with the other half not here, y'know? Anyways, brb. Gonna finish the bottle for science.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

there's always your mom...

*dodges bricks*

Sometimes I disturb even myself.

:/

[biggles1]

Originally Posted by gcar90

there's always your mom...

*dodges bricks*

Sometimes I disturb even myself.

:/

I was waiting for you to say that.

[Syth]

Bluh, I can't stand Kraken on its own anymore. I got like one shot? maybe? down out of the bottle before I wanted to throw up. Bluh.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

finish it.

[Syth]

When I wake up. Now I know I'm too alcy'd up to do much of anything but be on my laptop. And who knows when the hell I'm gonna fall asleep. I may not even end up falling asleep today.

EDIT: There was like half that half gal at about 4PM PST yesterday.

EDIT II: Just killed off the rest of the bottle.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

It's been awhile, I had vodka and orange juice in the fride
time to get happpy

comeon get happy

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

pfft, this is fun

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

pfft, you peopl e are really silly

[Kitana_Matsuri]

The Irish in me is strong... FUCK PANTS.

[MechaBunny]

Wait... it's been over a month since someone drunk paosted i n here. Let me fix that right now.

I lvoe you guys. and eggnog. I just had a lot of eggnog and I'm all wooo woooooooooo :)) And U;U;n ... I'm pretty sleepy too. Have you ever had eggnog? I figured I needed to finish it off since it has cream ingrediatns and I don't know how long it would last in the fridge and I've been worrking so much with two jobs I deserved a bit of a break.

So yeah. Hi.
:: ehhh. whatever. Oh yeah, and Happy Crimbo.

[MechaBunny]

Oh, and if I double post that means I have 200 postts. Boo and yah. :P Double posted.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Are you even old enough to post drunkenly?

[MechaBunny]

Quite.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

carry on, then