This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Old 03-20-2010
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"Joey, I thought you were supposed to give Surprise BUTTsex, not Surprise FRONTsex!"
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Atem: And that cloud looks like a wolf! With an apron!
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Old 03-20-2010
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Wolf: Roar!
Dan Green: Pegasus, I know it's you.
Wolf: What? But how-?
Dan Green: Who else would dress up in a wolf costume and an apron before trying to "attack" me?
Wolf: I couldn't resist Yugi Boy, don't they look fabulous together?
Dan Green: If you say so. Hold on a second; you're the wolf in Red Riding Hood! So that's why the wolf decided to impersonate an old granny to trap her 8 year old granddaughter. It all makes sense now. No wonder I never heard that story in ancient Egypt.
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Old 03-20-2010
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The Twilight Saga: Yu-gi-oh

Selling childrens card games to teenage girls at a theatre near you.
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Old 03-20-2010
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"Marik's latest evil plan to destroy the Pharaoh - mixing wolf pheromones into his hair gel..."
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Omg Shakira wants my autograph!
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Holy Ra! Pink aprons!
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"Well, I least I don't have to kill a gay clown"
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Wolf: Be prepared to get smuthered by my giant hairy balls!
Yami: Hey that's my line *Plays the card Kuriboh in combenation with a-sexual reproduction*

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Old 03-20-2010
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Tristan in wolf suit:My hair gives me super strength!
Yami:I thought that was your voice that gives you super strength,Tristan.
Tristan in wolf suit:Oh,yeah.

OR

Wolf:I want that crazy hair that you have!
Yugi:Try L'Oréal.Maybe you´re worth of it.

OR

Wolf:Wanna hug?
Yugi:Leave me alone Melvin.Go kill Odion or something like that.
Wolf:It´s always about what you want,isn´t it?

Last edited by Dey_Woo; 03-21-2010 at 08:40 AM.
  #101  
Old 03-20-2010
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Okay, here's my rather pathetic try:

Wolf: "C'MON, GIVE YOUR MOM A HUG. IN CAPSLOCK. BECAUSE CAPSLOCK MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER. THANK YOU J.K. ROWLING, FOR THIS SLIGHTLY WEIRD BUT GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT WRITING STYLE!"

Yami: "Jacob, you little -beep-! Do I look like a f-beep-ing, in the sun sparkling vampire to you?!"

. . . or how Jacob Black tried to kill his love interest's love interest, but failed miserably due to an incurable blindness caused by the attempt to cosplay Edward Cullen's mom.

Last edited by Rhapsody in You; 03-20-2010 at 06:15 PM.
  #102  
Old 03-20-2010
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Wolf: Prepare to be destroyed by my pink nightcap!
Yami: Your nightcap is no match for my pointy hair!
  #103  
Old 03-20-2010
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Yami: I'm quitting Team Jacob!
  #104  
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Atem: "My god! What won't 4Kids do to to make this look gay!"
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Old 03-20-2010
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Migtyana used tackle. It was super effective.

Yami used Splash...

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Yami: Why attack me? I don't sparkle in daylight. I don't need glitter to be fabulous.

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The tale is you get hairy palms, Serenity. How the heck did you manage this!?

Last edited by Sweeper128; 03-21-2010 at 09:54 AM. Reason: MOAR ENTRIES
  #106  
Old 03-20-2010
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I'm flying without wings!
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And as Kaiba's newest remodel of the Battle Blimp was revealed, Yami's only thought was that the Dragon Jet hadn't been so bad after all.
  #108  
Old 03-20-2010
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Yami: If I don't move, it can't see me!
  #109  
Old 03-20-2010
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That's no fangirl, it's a wolf! No wait you're right it's a fangirl.
  #110  
Old 03-20-2010
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Wow, that's a really freaky creature there! And the wolf is kinda weird, too.
  #111  
Old 03-20-2010
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Entry Numero 1

Summoned Skull - One Sacrifice
Blue Eyes White Dragon - Two Sacrifices
A Flying Wolf in a Frilly Pink Apron - Priceless
For everything else there's Duel Cards.

Entry Numero 2

The Sheer Terror of The Situation Made His Hair Stand on End.
  #112  
Old 03-20-2010
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Entry #1: Actually, this isn't the first Yami has peen mistaken for little red ridding hood.

Entry #2: Yami: My, what big cards you have!
Wolf: All the better to pwn you with my dear!
  #113  
Old 03-20-2010
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Crazy Hair
It makes animals attack your face!
  #114  
Old 03-20-2010
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Here's mine:
"For the last time I'M NOT BELLA!"
  #115  
Old 03-20-2010
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Entry 1
Yami: And I thought Tea was a bitch...

Entry 2
Joey: My antigravity furrysuit is powered by BROOKLYN RAGE!
  #116  
Old 03-20-2010
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crossdressing wolf: six hundred and eighty seven dollars

advanced genetic altering to cause that crossdressing wolf to be able to fly: twenty billion and two dollars

converting the image of the flying crossdressing wolf into holographic imagery compatible with a duel disk system[ tm kiaba corp ]: 6 million, two hundred and seventy thousand, four hundred and ninety one dollars

using that hologram of a crossdressing flying wolf to annihilate your arch-nemesis in a children's card game?: priceless.
  #117  
Old 03-20-2010
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Yugi: for the love of ra, im going to be killd by a wolf. Where is that frustrated celtic guardian when one needs him?
who can think that makin a wolf mother attack a boy who hasnt hit puberty yet is funny?

Leon von Schroeder: take it all, super mega special awesome midget.
  #118  
Old 03-20-2010
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It's like high school all over again...

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Joey get over here I dont speak furry!

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Must be Tea's time of the month.
  #119  
Old 03-20-2010
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#1

Atem: What the f*** happened to this game?

#2

Atem: Isn't this show supposed to be about Ancient freaking Egypt? Let's just skip to when I have my sexy tan.

#3

Atem: I remember when this show used to make sense...and that's saying something. Seriously.

#4

Atem: Joey, what in Ra's name are you doing?
  #120  
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Entry 1:

"...It's ALWAYS me, isn't it?"

Entry 2:

Yami finds out that besting monsters in card games does not mean he can do so in real life. The hard way.

Entry 3:

Yami quickly discovered why Yugi wanted him to take over so badly.

Entry 4:

(to be read like a motivation poster)
COURAGE: Staring down certain death instead of the much smarter idea of running away.
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