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Old 09-25-2009
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Marik: These are going straight onto my nipples! Haha! Icecube fetish."

God, I want to say that so bad in public...
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Marik: These are going straight onto my nipples! Haha! Icecube fetish."

God, I want to say that so bad in public...
Do it in a restaurant when you order a drink or something. : D
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Do it in a restaurant when you order a drink or something. : D
I should do that, of course, with a friend *wink*
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Woot!
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The foreshadowing! xD
Malik: *in wierd voice* "Let the mind raping commence!"
Bakura: O.o "What the devil was that?"
Malik: "Foreshadowing. It happens."
Bakura: "I believe this is called thiefshipping." -_-
Malik: "You believe what is called what?" O.o

In English class one of our vocab words was Foreshadowing, And I almost fell out of my seat! XDDDDD
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Old 09-26-2009
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Do it in a restaurant when you order a drink or something. : D
Hahahaha that will be funny xD imagine, you say that and someone: "OMG! Like Malik Blishtar!"

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Old 10-02-2009
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my most favorite quote would have to be from ep 34...

Joey: you seem like a swell guy, whats your name pal ?
Marik: Cr*p in a bucket, I didn't plan for this
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Old 10-02-2009
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Marik: "We didn't come here to discuss Pegasus' ambigious sexual orientation."
Zorc: "I did."
Marik: "Shut up!"

Kaiba: "Get the hell out of my bedroom."
Yami: "Yeah, that's what she said."
Kaiba: "GET OUT!"
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Old 10-02-2009
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random guy:"boring!"
kaiba:"who said that!"
kaiba:"who the *beep* said? that! I'm warning you, im not going to start this tournament until somebody owes up! Now who said it!"
Random guy : "sorry that was me, my bad :("
kaiba: "Get the hell out of my city!"
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Old 10-02-2009
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(From episode 21)

Seto: I can't believe the five of you tried to take over my company.
Mokuba: And don't forget how they kidnapped me!
Seto: Yeah... that too.
Gansley: Mr. Kaiba, please let us explain. We were just pretending to work for Pegasus!
Seto: I instantly forgive you. But I'm still pretty sore about that whole trying to kill me thing.
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I love this from Episode 38:


Yugi: "The only characters on this show who represents America is Jean Claude Magnum, Rebecca Hopkins, Maximilian Pegasus and Bandith Keith... Is just that me or YGO is the most Xenofobic show ever?"

Jajajajajajaja when we say here in Mexico: Que poca madre jajajaja

And another is:

Jean-Claude: I can't believe you bit me for a second time!
Tea: I cant's believe we found a duelist even worst than Mai!
Tristan: I can't believe is not butter!!!

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Old 10-03-2009
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I love the God card stuff

I would be surprised if this one hasn't already popped up in this thread:

"behold the 3 Egyptian god cards!, Obelisk The Tormentor, Silfer The Executive Producer and Mega Ultra Chicken !

and always loved,

"and now Yugi, Silfer is going executive produce the cr*p out of you"
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Old 10-03-2009
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(from ep. 7: cliffhanger)

Tristan: I do!

Yami: anyone besides Tristan? ...

Tristan: I do!

...............

Computer: it just looks like you're pressing the same keys over and over again.

Kaiba: that's because i learned how to hack by watching old episodes of star treck.

.............

Into the Kaibacave!

............

Yami: Ah ha! See? you’re not a ghost at all. .... You’re some sort of... gay clown, apparently.

Tea: eeeeew. It’s slightly more repulsive than regular clowns.

Creepy clown thing: actually, I’m not a clown. ... I’m seto kaiba’s evil side brought back by Pegasus from the shadow realm -

Yami: Okay, that’s even less believable than the whole ghost story. ... You don’t even know what you are, do you?

Creepy clown thing: no…

Yami: I thought so. ... Mindcrush! ..... Did I just kill a gay clown?
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I can never decide... Though when Tristan said he wanted sleep with Serenity I burst out laughing and looked over at my friend's little sister (who was with me). Her name is Serenity xD.
But it wouldn't have been that funny otherwise.
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favs from ep 42

Now Odion summon your most powerful monsters and lay waste to stevey's life points

as you wish, I summon .... The Gummie Bears

yes.. yes... wait.. no .. the friggen gummie bears ? for the love of cr*p summon something a little more intimidating.

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by the gods the millennium rod is made of delicious cheese

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I tried my best to serve you master, I tried, I tri..oww my face
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Yami: by the gods, the Millenium Rod is made of delicious cheese!
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Tristan's "This is going straight up my nose" was the first one I thought about.
And "Quick, Mokuba, land on top of him!". Great sense of humour, Kaiba.

But I love most of them, really. There's so much great quotes to use in everyday conversations! :)
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Old 10-04-2009
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"Okay but...Who are you?"
"I'm Bakura."
"Never heard of you."

Be back later with another :D
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Old 10-24-2009
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Tristan rocks! He was being a good role model when he said, "Lying is fun!"
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Spoilers if you haven't seen Episode 43 yet.

"You lost the game, whore biscuit. And you know what that means...WE'RE GOING TO THE FRIGGIN' BEACH, MOTHA FUCKA!"

And my all time favorite;

"Why, you're not a ghost at all! You're some sort of gay clown, apparently."
"EEW! It's slightly more repulsive than regular clowns!"
"Actually, no. I'm Seto Kaiba's evil side brought back by Pegasus from the Shadow Realm."
"That's even less believable than the ghost story! You don't know what you are, do you!?"
"No."
"Didn't think so.
MIND CRUSH!
Did I just kill a gay clown?"

And, of course;

"You must let me handle this. I'm the only one who can save him."
"Oh yeah? How do you figure?"
"Have you seen my face? I'm so cute, people mistake me for a baby panda. Just one whimper out of me and he'll be the Joey we all know and love!"
"You mean you're not a baby panda!?"
"Nope."
"Wow, you're good!"

I found this exchange particularly funny, since I don't like Twilight.

"I've only just noticed, Pharaoh, but you haven't got a reflection. Is there something you want to tell me?"
"Yugi, I'm an ancient spirit living inside your Millennium Puzzle. Of course I haven't got a---"
"Don't lie to me! You're a vampire, aren't you?!"
"Yugi, it's the middle of the day."
"Well, that doesn't mean anything!"
"I never should have let you read Twilight."

Love this one too;

"We each take it in turns to draw dice."
"So, it's just like Duel Monsters?"
"Then we summon our dice to the field using holographic images."
"So, it's just like Duel Monsters?"
"We each have three heart points, and when the game ends--"
"So, it's just like Duel Monsters?"
"Hey, stop that! My game is nothing like Duel Monsters!"
"Prove it then."
"......My game uses dice!"
"BURN THE WITCH!"

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Tea: "Screw the science, I'm talking about friendship!!"

Marik: "Hey no!! Mr. Tweetums!!"

Seto: SUMMON IT SUMMON IT SUMMON IT SUMMON IT SUMMON IT!!
Mai: And now Im going to summon it!
Seto: FINALLY, CHEEZ!!


"Yugi, What's that thing!!!"
"Tea that's Kaiba"


"...about the dream that I had... yes, I have sex with Kaiba" -Joey.


Yami: "Again just in my keys"

kAIBA: "Looks like the rules... Just got screwed."


Kaiba: "Because a robot from the future told me to!!"
Ishizu: "..."

Seto Kaiba: "I don't interesting on your fairy tales, and Unicorns... I like Unicorns" (Mokuba: Me too!!)
Kaiba: "Shut up talkin' collar"



"Leaving you with only 6..."
*Kaiba's shock*
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u... ..ck" -Seto Kaiba


Kaiba:"Did we have sex?"
Robot/Thing:"Yes!"
Kaiba:"Was it good?"
Robot/Thing:"No!"


Kaiba: "Why you don't hve a catchphrase?"
Ishizu: "Because shut up" jajajaja


Hahahahahaah Gosh!! That's so funny xD
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Oh No im late for a children's card game. this some how stops me from simply lowering my arm and murdering you. punctuality my akilles heel.

Now im going to use my millenium rod, which i keep clinch between my buttosk....
(then...)

Yugi: Melven No!!!
Melvin: Melvin YES!!!

Hey there can i have a hug!?

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My avatar makes it obvious, but for the record:

"Looks like the rules... *puts on sunglasses* have just been screwed."

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
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Duke: AAAHHH, I'm going to DIEE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO DIE -IN A SHOW ABOUT F**KING CARD GAMES!
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The end of Episode 36 (the one with the drinking game) had Joey and Yugi... well, just go to 7:57.

For those who didn't get it/were too lazy to click the link, Yugi and Joey went all-out and began speaking the lyrics of a Yu-Gi-Oh song - the song that was supposed to be playing during their battle! Since I had listened to the song so much, I was in stitches by a few seconds in.
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My favorite
Quote:
Kaiba: Because when you're rich, you can never be too paranoid.
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Old 11-19-2009
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It's so true.
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Old 11-25-2009
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Mokuba-"I am sealing the exits! The exits could not be more sealed than they are right now! Never before have exits been sealed like-"

Seto-"We get the picture..."

Mokuba-"I love you!"
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Yes, that was pretty funny.
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"I got you a present, Odion. It's a stab in the eye socket. I hope you don't already have one!"

"This card game needs more imminant death!"

Yami Marik FTW
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