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Old 05-11-2011
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Ignoring the last line...

http://www.alan.com/2011/05/11/did-n...a-law-ban-sex/
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holy, what have you been reading? < reference overload>

PS and your concern with being granted the liberty to have sex with animals concerns me; you need a new hobby....like errr sex <<
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holy, what have you been reading? < reference overload>

PS and your concern with being granted the liberty to have sex with animals concerns me; you need a new hobby....like errr sex <<
The joke was that the brilliant American politicians were trying to make sex with animals illegal, but in doing so would have made sex wuith people illegal.

I assume that's where people are finding the humour in this. I'd rather not consider the alternative.
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Where HS said "ignoring the last line"...

Yeah... that's probably the most significant thing in that exceedingly short article

If the law does distinguish between "persons" and "animals" already, then the whole article is completely redundant, as is this thread...

Besides, there's the whole common sense point that provides that when people refer to "animals" they're usually referring solely to "non-human animals" i.e. animals that are not people

This is possibly the most redundant thing I've ever seen >_>
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Where HS said "ignoring the last line"...

Yeah... that's probably the most significant thing in that exceedingly short article

If the law does distinguish between "persons" and "animals" already, then the whole article is completely redundant, as is this thread...

Besides, there's the whole common sense point that provides that when people refer to "animals" they're usually referring solely to "non-human animals" i.e. animals that are not people

This is possibly the most redundant thing I've ever seen >_>


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The joke was that the brilliant American politicians were trying to make sex with animals illegal, but in doing so would have made sex wuith people illegal.

I assume that's where people are finding the humour in this. I'd rather not consider the alternative.
I know, thus why used famous reference from film snatch by stupid information lol

and second part is more personal joke about holy's past record in serious decison thread
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I've actually been following this ever since it was posted on Fark. It looks like the first in what could be a series of laws passed against bestiality. Although I wouldn't put it past Florida to actually pass a law that would ban sex (anyone who reads Fark knows that Florida has its own tag) this makes for an interesting headline and nothing else.
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I read the comments section of that article and lol'd.

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Have you heard the stories about the crazy stuff people get arrested for over there? Even if this was true, I'm not surprised.
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I've actually been following this ever since it was posted on Fark. It looks like the first in what could be a series of laws passed against bestiality. Although I wouldn't put it past Florida to actually pass a law that would ban sex (anyone who reads Fark knows that Florida has its own tag) this makes for an interesting headline and nothing else.
i wish i could *like* this comment right now

the bill while not entirely clear to a lay person does clearly state "...providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry"

the term "husbandry" means the growing and raising of livestock so there's the not-human aspect of the law.

i'm sure you guys read before discussing but here's the link for the bill: 828.126 Sexual activities involving animals.
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Law does NOT make sense! Don't pretend that it does!
I AM- THE LAW!!!
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I can't take this story seriously.
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WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH

did I read this thread name correctly?
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I want to bleed on sex like a period bleeding vagina.
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How the fuck isn't this locked yet?

Holy crap.
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How the fuck isn't this locked yet?

Holy crap.
The trolling community of YGO:TAS handed out the assignment of getting this thread locked to ThePRPD, but he got banned.

The rest of us are busy with our own assignments (i.e. Dahguvik trolling a specific member of the community, myself trolling DN:TFG and its social group, TitanAura ... just being himself, etc.).

Trolling law dictates that once an assignment is given, it must be completed by the original assignee and cannot be given to anyone else. No exceptions. Hence, there may be a delay in getting this thread locked until the original assignee is back on his feet.

We apologize for any inconvenience.
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