what is the best way to die?

[cionicgreycloak]

how would you personally like to go? in a cool jetstorm of fire and oblivion or in a hospital with tubes up your nose? post your prefered death

[gigavirus]

that depends if i was going to die of a serious illnes or it definite that i was going to die soon i would jump of a high building or at least die by my own means then die by someone elses

[metagaia]

To paraphrase Red Dwarf: when I'm 179, choking to death while trying to undo a bra with my teeth.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Surounded by shirless, clean chest shaven, young nubile male sex slaves, with long dark hair.
BEST DEATH EVAH.

[HeavyDDR]

Ha hur.

Best way to die is to be hit by a man falling from a building.

[cionicgreycloak]

what if you sort of combined heavyDDR's and gigavirus's so you would say jump off a building landing on someone you hate who happened to have a terminal illness and was enjoying the rest of his life

[Titan50]

Get hit by an ambulance on duty. That is how I will die. I'm determined. It WILL happen.

[killaziv]

Lol at the pure, amazing irony of it.

Its been said before and it shall be said again.

Drug-fuelled sex heart attack.

[cionicgreycloak]

to die fuckin.....what a dream

[HeavyDDR]

No wait I change my mind.

To die right after you made a big, dramatic speech, ending it with, "And if I'm wrong, may God strike me dead!"

[Spoofs3]

XD
That wins as the best way to die,
I personally want to die in a chain reaction.

Starting with 2 people at the top of a 40 story building,
One person pushes the other off the building while the one being pushed shoots the other,
The person falling will hit the ground on top of a person with a pressure system to release a bowling ball which rolls down a system of tubes which leads into a car with someone inside and the bowling ball hits the acceliration pedal causing the car to speed up, At the end of the road is a man in front of a wall, The car crashes into him killing him and the passanger, The wall will fall ontop of someone on the other side.

I would be the first to die

[gigavirus]

i wana die when i get beaten at yugioh that would be cool

[HeavyDDR]

No no, the wall would cause a domino effect until it knocked down the building the first person stood on.

[Titan50]

No it really wouldn't. The best way to be die at YGO would to be papercutted to death by a Fusionist

[Fenrir502]

In my opinion, the best way is to die while protecting something you love.

[HeavyDDR]

Gay.

[OverMind]

Yes, technically, it would be gay if you were to die protecting someone you love ... assuming that someone happened to be of the same sex and you guys were intimately involved.

Good eye.

As for the question posed by this topic: I'd probably have to think about it further. I have an endless list of the worst ways to die (i.e. overdosing on non-prescription drugs, drowning in the shallow end of a pool, anything from a newspaper, etc.), but the best way ... hmm ...

Well, in some regions of the world, blowing yourself up in the name of God in crowded, public places seems to be popular. I'll go with that one. I hear it's not really the way you die that makes it spectacular (believe me, it is a sort of fireworks show in its own right), but the reward you get for following through until that very last moment where you detonate the makeshift, improvised explosive device.

Not that original, I know, but I'm a sucker for the classics.

[Chidori]

to be impaled by a falling heron struck from the sky by a heart attack.

[Vee]

Being chased by a semi naked all-female lacrosse/hockey team over a cliff into my grave.

[Titan50]

Why only semi-naked?

[WillPhanto1]

I hear it's not really the way you die that makes it spectacular (believe me, it is a sort of fireworks show in its own right), but the reward you get for following through until that very last moment where you detonate the makeshift, improvised explosive device.

But then it turns out your reward is 70, age sixty-three to ninety-five year old, nuns.
For me the best way would be to die in my own bed after the age of 80.
But if we're talking unnatural death here, I would have to go with getting sucked up by a F-5 Tornado.

[OverMind]

A seventysome is a seventysome.

Which reminds me, does heaven have Red Bull?

[Spoofs3]

Monthy Python sketch

[Titan50]

For me the best way would be to die in my own bed after the age of 80.

You really are a boring fuck, aren't you?

[WillPhanto1]

You read what I added right after that right? About being sucked up by a tornado?

[Spoofs3]

Yes but you said the BEST way was to die at the age of 80,
Seriously, Everyone on this site wants to die unnaturally adn then theres that XD

[cionicgreycloak]

entering a running race, starting to run when lighting goes everywhere like in back to future, dissapearing reappearing at the finish line as an old man, shoutin beware china!!!! then crumbling into dust

[Emmy]

I'd definitely like to die while going far too fast.
Examples:
Driving at 300 or so mph and not even noticing the tree/wall/building/giant rock
Driving a little space pod towards a black hole (built in gravity-powered acceleration guaranteed)
On the way down from a plane towards a valley sans parachute
In a rollercoaster explosion (extra points for being in the middle of a loop-the-loop, ie upside down)
In a double fighter jet head-on collision

[lunchbox]

I would do a small pile of cocaine on my desk then get into a gun fight with a bunch of pissed off Bolivians and get all shot up while knocking off a couple myself and then to top it off some no named tan person who is wearing sunglasses even though it would be at night sneeks up behind me with a shotgun and shoots me in the back and then i fall into a shallow pool of water(the classic Scarface ending)

[killshot]

I would like to perform a very difficult piano piece in front of a large audience. During the final note of the performance, I suddenly have a heart attack. The final note is held out for a long period of time and then the audience gives a standing ovation. The applause suddenly turns into screaming and chaos when an audience member discovers that they had been cheering for a corpse.