This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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yes....they do have bug zappers in heaven
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Teacher says: "Whenever Yugi says 'Super Special Awesome' a main character gets its wings."
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So remember guys....fly as close to the sun as possible. Whats the worst that could happen?
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arms?!? WHO THE F*** NEEDS ARMS WHEN YOU HAVE KICK ASS WINGS!
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this is what happens when you let yugioh cast members rape geese
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Grandpa:Hey, wasn't there some sort of Greek myth involving a couple of guys who tried to fly like this? I think they died because they flew too close to the sun.
Tea:Well then we just dont fly close to the sun, duh.
Yugi:Hey, guys, Tea and Gramps said dont fly at the sun!
Joey:They can't tell me what to do!
Tristian:Pretty!
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grandpa: yay! im finally dead and in heaven!
wait....tristan is here?........
THIS IS THE OTHER PLACE <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley3.png'>
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Yugi:So grampa, just why did you have 5 cocktail dresses in your closet?
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And at the end of it all, Yugi and friends flew off into the sun, never to be heard of again.
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Tea's friendship speeches finally took their toll on the main characters.
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This is what happens when people get fake wings, a tall building, and lots of peyote and angel dust.
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Joey:I wonder what heaven'll be like.
Tristian:Yah...
Tea:That's not heaven you ****s, its Mai's clevage! Its created a vortex of doom!
Yugi:Oh crap not again.
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We had to kill over 1million innocent doves.....but it was totally worth it
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o/ When I see an elephant flyyyyyyy... o/
Tristan: I'm dumbo!
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Grandpa Moto's reasoning:

when ur a bird, u dont have to land in order to poo.
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Yugi:Nope........no black people up here in the sky either!
Tea: Now we've officially looked everywhere!
Joey: there has got to be at least ONE in this crappy anime! Look harder!
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2nd post. w00t. well hope yall like it. time taken: bout 10 minutes.
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WHITE WINGS!
Have you ever dreamed about flying? Well here's your chance to make your dreams come true! Call 1-800-5*#-*@!$ to get your personal pair of WHITE WINGS!!*


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yall r fast lool
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Characters like Yugi, Tea, and Joey are envied at first glance for their wings.

Rumor has it they can use those wings to sail through the sky like gliders. But that can't be true, can it?


They... They're really flying!

Magnificent!

From the perspective of the rules of Smash, I sense that mastering this skill could be quite beneficial. That is, IF you can master it...


First, do a midair jump!


If you continue holding the jump button, you'll start gliding!

You don't have to hold down the jump button, though. At the peak of your midair jump, you can also rapidly tilt the Control Stick backward to forward to link the jump to a glide.


Tilt the stick down (or forward) to angle down.


Tilt the stick up (or back) to aim high.

Since it’s glider-style flight, you fly based on how you’re angled. You can control both your angle and your speed by pitching your "nose" up or down.


You can't change direction, though, so be careful!

If you stall out in midair or get attacked, your flight will get cancelled.
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Yeah. I know. It's not very well done. It only took about three minutes.
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Looks like Gramps has been shairing his Glaucoma medication with the kids again.
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Yugi: Come on, everybody! Here we go~! Off to Neverland!
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Marik: To defeat yugi moto......We give him red bull!

First thing that came to mind XP
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Marik: YES!!! I have finally destroyed Yugi with my plan! It was way better than Bakura's plan to spam his Youtube profile. I'll have another evil council and we all get dinner. The Yugi and his friends will be fried chicken, I'll just warp them back here, somehow.

(several days later at the council)

Bakura: What is it now, Marik?
Marik: Yugi and his friends are dead!
Pegasus: Is that why we're having a fried chicken dinner?
Marik: Can you even see what this fried chicken really is?
Bakura: Well, no. What is this chicken? It tastes really good.
Marik: We're eating Yugi and his friends!
Pegasus: Great, now our show is gone without any main characters.
Bakura: Now I can be a main character!
Zorc: And I will destroy the world!
Bakura: Not yet, Zorc, we still have to get Kaiba.
Marik: Forget Kaiba, we stole the show already.
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how about this?
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The cast of the original Yu-Gi-Oh! as they go on to a better place after being ruthlessly murdered by Yuki Judai and the rest of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX cast.
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Tristen: My voice gives me wings!
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Yugi:Wow, its so bright! What is it Tea:
Tea:Its the sun you **** get the **** away form it or you'll kill your sexy alter ego! Uh, I mean, yourself!
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