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Every forum needs this. Every.

Some ground rules/information.

1) Zombie apocalypse. ZOMBIES. Not ghosts, not vampires, not tentacle rape. ZOMBIES. You know, those dead things that walk.
2) Survival is the key. I don't care how bad-ass you are with a katana, you want to survive. Don't say, "I take my precious katana and slice up all the zombies." Wrong. The zombies still have bones and bones are hard to cut. What I'm trying to say is that you want to SURVIVE. NOT KILL. No one in their right mind would stay in the area and just kill the zombies, they'll get out of there.
3) take this seriously. Don't say, "I build a rocket launcher out of my computer lawl" Say what you'd pack, how you'd pack it, where you'd go...
4) Let's say you're in an average town. It has a mall, park, buildings, etc. Surrounding the town are woods. You can either run through the woods, where zombies are too, or try to survive in a mall for a few weeks before a chopper rescues you.
5) Regular zombies; they only crave for humans, the virus can spread by bites and poison, they're slow, and easy to burn. No mutants. Don't expect a giant skeleton frog to jump after you.
6) You start off in your house. Now, to give everyone a fair shot at this, this is the average home. One of the things it has is shotgun and ammo. This is a zombie necessity; a wide-spread, powerful gun. I know I said survival is key, but killing IS survival.

Now go at it. You know the ground rules. I'm too busy to start things off but you should be able to see the point.
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I take my precious katana and slice up all the zombies...and survive
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I love this thread, how dare it be discarded!

Why don't people like zombies? Don't you see they just want a hug? Why else do they hold their arms out?

Give me a hug zombies!
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Find me in the Mall.......its goin down.


Anyways,yes If a Zombie outbreak would happen...I would run to Target,Walmart,Or the Mall. Target since its the nearest one.

Grab the shotgun,cellphone,car,and get ghost to one of those places.
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What would you drink? What if they can swim? What if it infects animals that can possibly carry the disease? What happens if you eat a bad piece of fish?
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>.> We must hold up in Target!
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I would say an oil rig is your best bet. Stockpile on ammunition, food, and other necessity's. Also, bring some entertainment and a water purifier to remove the salt from the water.
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i actually have a plan that i posted on aimdb forum...ill go look for it now cus i dont want to write it again
PS: in case somebody didnt know a "World War Z" movie will be made,for 2008 if i remember correctly.
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*Plan A: Well im probably the one that's gonna have to save my family cus im the only one with any knowledge about zombies, and the only one that wont be all "Ohh Zombies can't exist, its not possible!!" so:
1- i tell my sister to fill everithyng she can with water before its cut out and i tell my mother to lock everything (we live on the 2nd floor of a building where no one else lives so windows arent a problem)
2-Get my rifle, get to the car and go to my dad's house to take him with us (of course i bring weapons, food and everything that may be of use). First thing i tell him: "aim to the head!!"
3-Get food (and posibbly ammo) from anywhere we can
4-fortify all entrances to my building
5-Explain my family just what we are up against; and then wait.
*Plan B: Grab a machine gun, set it on "rock n' roll mode" and go outside to "kick ass" XD (zombie survival guide reference in case you didnt get it :P)
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What are your chances of surviving a zombe apocalypse?
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You Have a 65% Chance of Survival!


I remember this one quiz that was like 20 times better then this one. It was longer and had better situations. Also gave you a detailed description of What Type of Survivor you would be. Wish I could find it.
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i've only got 46% XP but i'll never abandom my love ones!!!!
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Zombie Survivor

Its a badly typed and shorter version of the one I was talking about.

You scored 18% Intelligent, 11% Ruthless, 6% Cunning, and 5% Compassionate!

You plan all your moves ahead of time, carefully plotting every step. You're about prepared for anything, as long as something doesn't happen suddenly.



From the other quiz posted in the Couch.

Survivor :You are knowledgeable, trained and athletic. Although shit can happen to anyone at anytime, you are basically ready to haddle what ever comes at you. Stick with others, use your wits and you should make it out alive. Good hunting!
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I got 63 % chance of Survival. Knowing how to blow crap up sure helps hehe. I'd never hesitate to shoot a lost love one. They'd be gone already. I'd be sad but I wasn't the one to actually kill them.

BTW, why do people keep thinking HEADSHOTS! will stop zombies, don't they realize that the brain of a zombie means nothing to a zombie? They don't use their brain anymore! They eat them! So basically, you want to take out the legs so they are crippled even further, remember, they may be zombies but they can still move at a decent pace.

Again, if a zombie is reanimated why would they need their brain?
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Well ill try the headshot first. If the movies and books were lying (you EVIL movies!! >:O) then ill try the heart, if that doesnt work the run for it!!!.
PS: i would kill anybody that's been biten, relative or not
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They can't very well BITE YOU can they? Also most incarnations of Zombies/Undead are easily dispatched from their brain exploding. Also noone really knows or will ever know how Zombie/Undead body system works. The brain controls every aspect of our body Whats to say that isn't true for Zombies? Maybe thats why some are depicted as needing to eat brains. They need all the fluid and crap from a living brain to keep themselves going.
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I've got:
Your Score: The Loner
You scored 10% Intelligent, 5% Ruthless, 14% Cunning, and 11% Compassionate!
Your best on your own, and you don't need anyone to slow you down. You'll help out, but as soon as they become a liability your gone.
I dont think it's very accurate XP
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Ha,you are so dying before me.
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Well......im more compassionate and cunning!..maybe in too much of a good guy for my own good
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Oh good it's alive.

One more thing, all water is toxic because of the outbreak. Bottled water, or water that hasn't been part of any sewage system, is infected.

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I'd carry a gym bag around with me. Easy to carry, can carry a lot, and it's stylish. My shotgun is probably a little too big to fit in it, and even if it could, I'd like to have it right next to me, so I would just tie it to the bag for easy access.
I'd bring canned food, probably corn since thats the only canned good I really like. =/ I'd also bring bottled water. Ammo would be in a bag on my belt for, as said earlier, easy access. Zombies are everywhere and I don't want to waste time reloading. I'd also need a blanket or maybe a large jacket to keep me warm. A knife is also needed in my opinion. It can come in hand for a lot of situations, such as opening the cans. I'd also carry a first aid kit with me.
Last, I would bring a golf club thats in my belt in the manner of a sword. Golf clubs are really good for a blow-back weapon and can shatter bones nicely. Hitting some rocks on the ground wouldn't be half bad either. =)

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I would like to hit the mall, only to get supplies, then make a run for the woods. I do not want to spend a week in a mall waiting for a chopper to arrive while fighting off zombies. I'd actually like to have a running chance.
Stops would be at police and fire stations. Police for ammo, fire for supplies. Fire axes would come in hand during raids, though I wouldn't keep one.
I would try to stay on top of the buildings and jump from roof to roof. The less time I have to spend with zombies the better.
Speaking of which, I would not bring a car. Cars make me a big target and if a bunch of zombies try to raid in, I'm dead.
When in the mall, I'd ride the elevator half way, then hit the emergency stop button. That way I'm out of zombie's reach.
Once I hit the woods, I'd try to stay in the trees, for the same reason as staying on the roofs of buildings. I'd avoid sleeping so I can get out of there as soon as possible.
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Packege: pretty much the same as you but with a crowbar instead of a golf club
Trip: as i've said before, i'll stay in my house/fortress
and about the water, well collecting water was the first thing i did plus i can collect the rain from the roof of my building
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Package:Backpack all I have in the home. Hunting Rifles...hmmm about 6 of them in the house.Maybe take 2 of them We have those Ammo Holders for around the chest and one for the belt.Knives,Scissors,and basic medical supplies. Food should be easiest enough to find at the beginning. Clothes and the like. Metal Baseball bat too


Everything into the car! Drive to to Target or the Mall. Pick up some people on the way. Maybe only the people I know can handle some shit like this. I can't really think about picking many people up. I'm very emotionally unstable so someone close to me gets killed...I might breakdown and become useless.
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I actually own a Machete! This would get very fun! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'> Nice point about the biting, but bites weren't always the one way to get infected. My thing is getting away, not fighting them off. So basically, I'm close to the National Border to Canada but its through Detroit. What would you do? Get to the barracaded border, or go the other way to avoid Detroit?

I have a nice backpack that can hold tons of stuff. I'd use that to take my stuff because it would limit me to the BARE essentials. Handguns are more useful because the bullets can be carried in bigger bulks and the guns themselves are easier to handle and carry. Glad I live less than a mile and a half from a police station! Which is also the direction I'd head first. So Machete action till I get the guns and ammo. I also own a knife, a letter opener, but still, it's a strong knife. I'd take a small first aid kit. I've got tons of canned foods so I've got Raviolli out the wazzo for the trip. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'> I don't have buildings to jump across to so I'm stuck to the street so stealth is a huge advantage/concern. For this I'd have to move only by night because nothing attracts zombies better than a flashlight pointed straight at them by accident . <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'> However it's my best bet.

OH wait? Do these particular zombies see? or smell their victims?

Otherwise, daytime is my best bet so I don't accidentally shine a flashlight at a horde. Plus I can see them before they smell me. I need to know though. Then I'll finish my senario.
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You scored 11% Intelligent, 18% Ruthless, 7% Cunning, and 4% Compassionate

Your not the peaceful type at all, you love to fire off that big gun of yours into all the misfortunate undead. If it came to the decision between you and someone else for survival, you would have had no problem putting two shots in their heads.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Intelligent
You scored higher than 99% on Ruthless
You scored higher than 99% on Cunning
You scored higher than 99% on Compassionate
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Duffman should never have friends o.O
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It doesn't mean I can't have friends, it means my friends shouldn't turn into Zombies.....yes............... <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>
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