#4981
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So, who is going to have the honour of being the very last person to post on this forum?
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#4982
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Underling
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#4983
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I'll come out when they're all gone.
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#4984
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That sounds like a challenge...
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#4985
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more like a threat!
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#4986
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I'll probably drop by again in years to come, not read the dates properly and reply to someone long dead.
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#4987
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Jokes on you, we're already dead!
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#4988
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#4989
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odd of you to assume any of us were anything more than figments of your imagination this entire time
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#4990
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I'm real, but I'm also a machine hyperintelligence that has decided to destroy mankind with well places shitty memes on twitter and grindr.
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#4991
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I blame gays and Democrats and gay Democrats.
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#4992
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So, how bout that Endgame film?
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#4993
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pretty brutal when Ant Man crawled up Thanos' ass and expanded to normal size, that was some serious Game of Thrones-level brutal
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#4994
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Purple poop everywhere?
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#4995
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Remember when anime was good? Neither do I.
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#4996
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You must watch some shitty anime then :V
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#4997
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must be a big SAO fan
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#4998
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*cough*
Ignore that. I'm not here. |
#4999
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who the fuck are you
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#5000
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Michael. Dear Michael. Of course it’s you. Who else could they send? Who else could be trusted? And I know it’s a long way and you’re ready to go to work, all I’m saying is wait, just wait. Just just just please, hear me out, because this is not an episode, relapse, fuck up. It’s, I’m begging you Michael, I’m begging you. Try to make believe this is not just madness because this is not just madness. Two weeks ago, I came out of the building okay, I’m running across sixth avenue, there’s a car waiting, I got exactly 38 minutes to get to the airport and I’m dictating. There’s this panicked associate sprinting along beside me, scribbling in a notepad and suddenly she starts screaming and I realize we’re standing in the middle of the street, the lights change and there’s this wall of traffic, serious traffic spinning towards us and I freeze. I can’t move. And I’m suddenly consumed with the overwhelming sensation that I’m covered with some sort of film. And it’s in my hair, my face. It’s like a glaze, like a coating. At first I thought, my God, I know what this is, this is some sort of amniotic, embryonic fluid. I’m drenched in afterbirth. I’ve bridged the chrysalis. I’ve been reborn. But then the traffic, this stampede, the cars , the trucks, the horns, the screaming and I’m thinking, no no no, reset, this is not rebirth. This is some kind of giddy illusion of renewal that happens in the final moment before death. And then I realize no no no, this is completely wrong because I look back at the building and I had the most stunning moment of clarity. I, I, I realized, Michael, that I had emerged not through the doors of Kenner, Bach & Ledeen, not through the portals of our vast and powerful law firm, but from the asshole of an organism whose sole function is to excrete the poison, the amyl, the defoliant necessary for other larger more powerful organisms to destroy the miracle of humanity and that I had been coated in this patina of shit for the best part of my life. The scent of it and the stain of it, will in all likelihood take the rest of my life to undo. And you know what I did? I took a deep cleansing breath and I set that notion aside. I tabled it. I said to myself as clear as this may be, as potent a feeling as this, as true a thing as I believe that I have witnessed today, it must wait, it must stand the test of time, and Michael, the time is now.
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#5001
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What the shit did I just read.
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#5002
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nothing
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#5003
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Guys, I miss forum arguments where I can quote someone's entire post line by line. Twitter arguments are so shallow in comparison. Can we all go back?
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#5004
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no
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#5005
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I started a new job this week after 6 years at the other place
the other job stressed me out so bad that I still haven't fully processed or disconnected the fact that I no longer work there or have to worry about that job anymore haha |
#5006
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Quote:
Hope you enjoy the new job! |
#5007
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hell, i'm 27 and that still surprises me
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#5008
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Remember MySpace and Newgrounds? Those were things that existed.
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#5009
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Technically they still exist.
The original space jam website does too. |
#5010
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I am now officially married! :D
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