Jack Thompson eats kittens

[Kivan]

my speech to the public

"my god people they are video games, HARMLESS video games. the only reason parents and jack thompson, for i hope to god no one allowed him to reproduce, blame video games for how children act is either dumber then a bag of rocks or unable to take control of their own #%$ing problems"

my rant for the week

[AdventureSerum]

I don't know, playing Animal Crossing just makes me feel so violent. Jeez, some people need to learn the concept of GENRES.

[Nottham]

You could run out and hit you neighbors with bug nets or worse dig a hole in one scoop and wait for them to fall in.

[Byakko]

...someone should cosplay as Phoenix Wright...attend any court hearing involving Jack...

...and just keep yelling OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION!

[Kivan]

to add to Byakko you need Dr.Phil as well

[Jkid29]

Best. Idea. Ever.

[Jkid29]

You know, It's realy quite sad that he has a law degree, and all he can think of doing is running around like a headless chicken, popping up when he's least expected or wanted, and saying something like one of these:
"Video games are bad"
"I'll sue you!"
"I don't know what's going on, but I'm talking anyway"
"Blah blah blah God Blah"

There were a lot of people like him in the '50's, and they all failed in the end.

Anyway, here's a short comic about that proposal of his. I'm sure you'll like it.
http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20051012

[skip]

1 2 jack thompson's comin' for you
3 4 lock you doors!
5 6 get a Crucifix
7 8 stay up late
9 10 nerver play video games again!
Muhahahahahahahaha

[AdventureSerum]

What really gets me is that he says all this crap, and THEN he welches on a bet! I can't believe that man!

[Cherry]

He's a spoiled two-year-old in a grown man's body. Isn't it obvious?

[toonmitch]

i no a guy called jack thompson he eats kittens too! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'> and the ocasional puppy <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley8.png'>

[BryyMiller]

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBC82320421AA02D E1ACE8588B92C84551

Olde English does a wonderful job of lampooning both Thompson and Rockstar Games.

[screwedyules]

you know, if Jack Thompson is so religious, why doesnt he act more like it, cause it is all about accepting others, even if theyre murders/adulterers/sinners. he seems to have missed that part. and maybe the part where the US is becoming another Korea in terms of video games and gamers. boy, is he going to feel sheepish when he figures that out. and now ill go practice taking over the world on katamari, before i do it in real life. (but first, i need tights.)

[super0mager0hummis]

mmmmmm eating kittens gas mark 6 for 2hurs with some veg yummy yumm yumm

[tuckervb]

he only got up to though shalt not kill...

[Ammeterasu77]

arg... jack thompson.... how I hate thee.... in america.

his recent pray- manhunt 2. thank god it came out. PS: it is the amazing ^^

[pokelover]

anyone have phoenix wright secret case where you defend rockstar and kingdom hearts from jack Thompson you get it by saying this game is inappropriate



corniest thing i said ever

[ChthonianJonno]

Maybe he only likes this game and hates every other game?

[yellowpages]

SarcasticGamer's newest parody about Jack Thomson

I think this may be they're best tune yet <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[Makosafreakyfishguy]

Sweet. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[chimpofdeath]

he does. and his dad eats puppies. his mum eats people. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

[DrunkenPrayer]

Well looks like his ways have finally caught up with Jacky boy.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...-Jack-Thompson

[Magus]

Eh, he'll probably run for president eventually anyways.

[ChthonianJonno]

God forbid

[Bob2143]

Hahaha, could you imagine if Jack Thompson ran for pres?

He'd be like: "My fellow Americans...games are bad. There are terrorists in Iraq this very moment as we speak playing Halo 3 getting their snipers ready for combat. If we don't ban games from the world then these terrorists will find all of the Star Maps and be able to activate the Star Forge and destroy us."

And then everyone would laugh. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[02MARTIA]

All Jack Thompson did was try to ban very violent games.
I can understand why he wanted to ban Bully, but GTA had a plot!

[Minig]

Hey, Bully was a good game, and it wasn't even about BEING a Bully, it was about staning up to the real ones. Hey, didn't he just get suspended?

[Waylander]

What I have never understood is how he makes a rather large leap from Video games make people kill people when there are so many OTHER influences in society. Things such as Music, videos, Movies and things like that. He also seems to take the few cases and in hindsight link them to Video games.

I mean the guys at Columbine; Jackie says oh these guys learnt it from video games like DOOM. (omg a video game, those bastards!) When the police looked back they know that the guys actually practiced with REAL guns. I mean why practice on something that is completely unlike real life (like doom) when you have easy access to real guns?

Video games don't kill people GUNS DO!

And has he ever taken any kind of statistics? The amount of gamers who DON'T go on murderous rampages is probably roughly 99.99%

[Drowlich423]

Why Jack Thompson eats kittens:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=21