Jack Thompson eats kittens

[dixonij]

Trufax.

[LittleKuriboh]

Yes, but only because he played a game that taught him how to eat kittens.

[Safty]

This game sounds mean D:

[LittleKuriboh]

It's called Kitten Eating Mama.

You don't wanna know how they implemented the touch-screen.

[emptyflowers]

*is waiting for a Wii version of Kitten Eating Mama*

oh the things you can do with the remote......

[Flub]

Do you pick the kittens and drop them into the frying pan ?

[hemntjrseth]

Screw Jack Thompson. We have money. *shot*

[SilentRedPyramid]

Meh. When HE was born, they were likely still wearing animal skins and speaking in grunts. His penchant for eating kittens probably stems from there. He's never been the sort to adapt quickly seeing as his ideals and concept of human morality hasn't changed at all since those of the Salem Witch Trial days.

[LittleKuriboh]

Also, Kitten Eating Revolution (GO!) will be coming to the PSP in Q4 2007.

[BlazingPhoenix]

and the game supposedly has real kitten eating action!

[Rocketboy]

I read in a comic he sodomizes with giraffes. That must be true, because comics never lie!

[hemntjrseth]

This is the moron who had a tantrum over The Sims 2 being inappropriate. They are exactly like Barbie dolls underneath. The anatomy is completely inaccurate.

I like kitties... D:

[Crazyhedgehog]

Nor do Giraffes. They're 100 percent honest, unless you've pissed them off. Then they'll do whatever it takes to make you suffer

[Readout]

I loved the World News article that capitalised words in their article, so it looked like this "The killer PRACTISED murdering on his playstation."
Jack Thompson is one of my favourite fiction authors of all time!
'Course he's too scared to go after Gears. Mwa hahahahhahahahaha, chainsaws on guns scare Thompson!

[Omega]

Aw, come on guys. We all know the only reason he hates video games so much nowadays is because he was raped by Pac-Man as a small child. I don't think he ever truly got over it.

[Crazyhedgehog]

Chainsaws and guns would scare me, too. They're CHAINSAWS AND GUNS. Also, hilarious that he had to be psychologically tested. Credability quickly decreasing, methinks.

[jedislave]

Video games molested jack Thompson haha... Thats a good game for the Wii.. The touch screen is strange in that one as well.

[AlecTrevylan006]

This is all a big excuse. He's trying to cover up the fact that he could not win in Goldeneye, Mario Kart, OR Super Smash Brothers, making him a laughingstock of the late 90s.

[Safty]

D: *RINGSTAINED*

[hairball]

You do know he did defended earth in the 70's from 'space invaders' with co-pilot groundskeepers wille, so lay. Hes a veteran!.

[LadyAbaxa]

Jack Thompson eats kittens? I thought it was more like every time he opened his mouth to talk a kitten died under the weight of the total absurdity he spouts out.

[stokerbramwell]

Bwuhuhuhuh! Kittens give Morbo gas.

[Finalxflash]

XD this post wins

[QIg]

Jack thompson eats more then kittens.>_>

[MasonTheChef]

So THAT'S where he got his power!!!

must be running out of kittens then :P

[hemntjrseth]

That's horrible! Everyone gather up your kittens and offer them to Jack Thompson to sustain his power. </sarcasm>

[Yash]

Every time Jack Thompson eats, a kitten dies.

[pirata]

Jack Thompson eats babies for dessert.

[greed01]

eatting kitties eh . . . sounds fun

[Tapioca]

Jack Thompson haunts me in my sleep at night. 'Fro rly.