Jack Thompson eats kittens

[Sephirex]

I Summon The Jack Thomson Action Figure! Watch it's Jaw-Dropping Gaming Lawsuit Action! Get Your Jack Thomson's today with Real Kitten Eating Action!!!!

[RpgBouncer]

Jack Thompson is my hero, he only wants what's best for our children. All you guys do is harp on him for doing a good thing. I truly believe you are all demons hiding behind a forum's mask. Get out and solve things yourselves, you good-for-nothings!




P.S. Everything I say shall not be taken seriously.

[Tapioca]

It's really not the game's fault that any of it happens, parents have the ability to judge whether or not the kid is ready to play the game. There also is a rating system for the lazy parent. But no, it's there fault that they chose to buy it.

So mleh, as for me, I'll play any game that's good. :D

[Borb]

Church and society is just as responsible for violence and video games

[RambleQueen]

Jack Thompson is evil incarnate.

[Velroth]

Every time you say his name he lives a year longer. :O

[pirata]

Has anyone located Jack Thomson's horcruxes yet?

[AbridgedKirby]

Kittens for breakfast, puppies for lunch and a nice helping of babies for Dinner. Approved by Wonder Diet 4000.

I want Kitten Eating Revolution (GO)!

[AbridgedKirby]

I don't doubt he is trying to do good. The problem I have is the way he is going about it.

[Panbuukin]

Jack Thompson's a bible-thumping politician with one foot in the grave, which would explain his appetite for the young felis domesticus, since cats are evil beings that must be eaten to permanently stop their foul deeds! =o

[Omega]

He isn't. He's a lawyer by profession and he's doing his best to try and get money from doing this.

The issue here, of course, is that he is completely batshit insane.

[triffstar]

I'd love to see Mr Thompson have a strop about Mario Kart. I can just hear him now;

"All the kids in our streets have started killing millions of innocent turtles and are hurling them at eachother while racing around, eating magic mushrooms and slipping on banana skins! Its mayhem i tell you! MAYHEM!"

[absolutelynothing]

eat kittens? Have we all gone mad or is there a shortage of food?

[Daniel]

Yes, according to Jack Thompson Final Fantasy is a bad game, because it'll influence our kids to save the world and we don't want that do we. That's because Jack Thompson is who we'll have to save the world from. "Thompson filed a lawsuit on behalf of the parents of three children killed in the Heath High School shooting in 1997. Investigations showed that the perpetrator, 14-year-old Michael Carneal, had regularly played various computer games (including Doom, Quake, Castle Wolfenstein, Redneck Rampage, Nightmare Creatures, Mechwarrior, Resident Evil, and Final Fantasy)"

[Griffin]

i hate jack thompson!!

[Griffin]

he deserves to be shot, trown in a well, ran over by a train, dragged behind a truck and then his gets blown up by a bomb!

[LittleKuriboh]

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

[pirata]

Jack Thomson doesn't steal candy from babies--he devours them both in one bite. He doesn't even chew.

[Readout]

last page, we talked about why JT hated video games, and someone said Pong assaulted him. Did they by any chance like CAD? :)

[UltraKurbioh]

THIS is the life of Jack Thompson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ms73iLycd4

[snakeis8bit]

In Soviet Russia, kittens eat Jack Thomson.

[Dolentrean]

Kitten eatting is a perfectly acceptable passtime as long as you dont do it on a video game.

[Izan]

I hope he gets raped.




























yeah....

[lazylen]

by the butchest woman alive.

[Dolentrean]

That seemed like an unnessisarilly long blank spot... but I guess your heart is in the right place...

[invisiblegunnut]

Jack thompson is a communist spy sent by the remnants of KGB to destroy freedom and values in America so USSR can reform.

[HeavyDDR]

Let's bash the lawyer man!

Actually i heard he's actually a nice person, just fighting for what he believes in. (opinions lawl yeah.) Didn't he go to court with a DS in his pocket, which was irrelevant to the case?

[dixonij]

Jackie boy is gonna have a field day over this:

Teen killed by brother over whos turn it was to play a video game.

[lazylen]

ive heard he's actually a really mean person who calls people mentally ill for arguing against him.

[HeavyDDR]

Know why they didn't mention the game?

Because they couldn't get a good enough scoop with it.

"Boy killed... Brother stabbed him... Over video game-- STOP THE PRESSES WHAT GAME IS IT? Is it Halo? I hope it's Halo. That game was fun and entertaining and violent so when we ban it..."
"Mr. Sir, the game was Mario Party."
"M... Mario Party?"
"Yeah."
"God dang it. That game was boring and disappointing and non-violent... What knife did he use?"
"A butcher's, Mr. Sir."
"... Do you think we can blame the butchers?"
"No. Why don't we blame the parents, or better yet, the kid himself. It was his stupid--"
"No, I'm the boss! Just go in on how bad the kids getting punished."
"Yes Mr. Sir."