PSI Corruption! The Wish changed form!

[Maruna]

EDIT: I hereby surrender my DUTY to change the thread title frequently in pursuit of half-a-lulz. If any staff members are up for the power abuse, go ahead and take over.


Make a Wish, and the next poster Grants it, but in addition to granting it, corrupts it so it goes horribly wrong. Just like a Genie. After that, they just add in thier own wish.

Maruna: I wish the fake LittleKuribohs would all die.

UnIcOrN MaStEr69er: Granted, but you realize that you were a Little Kuriboh imposter yourself.

I wish I would make a friend before I die

And it just continues on like that. Any questions? No, Didn't think so. Now Start.

[Maruna]

I Wish I was a Bannana.

[Mana]

granted, but all the monkeys try to eat you at once and you get squashed :)

[LazySlacker]

I wish for some snickerdoodles.

[Maruna]

Granted, but you become alergic to them.

I wish theey would release the tape of Steve Irwin's death to the public.

[Mana]

granted, but it's so horrible that you have nighmares for a year and his family are so cross they go on a rampage.

I wish I had a pikachu.

[LazySlacker]

granted, but it dosen't obey you.

I wish for a non-corrupted wish.

[Mana]

granted, but it was a crap wish anyway

[LazySlacker]

I wish that Mana would wish for something.

[Mana]

(oops)
granted- but she posts it a post late (the horror)

[Mana]

I wish I could play the guitar.

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but you lose your fingers after you play.
I wish I didn't have to deal with little kids day after day.

[Hayou]

Granted, but dealing with little kids hour after hour isn't going to be any better.
I wish I could fly.

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but you only get to ride an aeroplane.

I wish I had money.

[Hayou]

Granted, but the IRS will reclaim all of it - with interest.

I wish I had icecream.

[Maruna]

Granted, but it's Chocolate with Chocolate chips, Chocolate Sprinkles, Hot fudge, and Chocolate milk poured on top. Muahaha, how evil am I?

I wish Season two of 'The Venture Brothers' didn't suck.

[Hayou]

Granted, but just wait until you see what they do to Season three.

Yay! Chocolate! ^_^ I wish I had mint to go with my chocolate!

[Maruna]

Granted, but you get every Junior Mint in the world, and you're attacked by every single person that likes them. And seriously, It's delicious mint candy covered in a chocolate shell. Who doesn't love that?

I wish Who Wants to Be a Millionaire would return to primetime.

[Hayou]

Granted, but their budget's a little tight so they've changed the title to "Who Wants to be Fifty Cents Richer."

Junior mint heaven - but I wish I had a bat to beat away all the attackers!

[Maruna]

Granted, but it flies away. >__>

I wish I wasn't so damn awesome that everyone wants to be me.

[Hayou]

Grant... Oh, wait, you never were that awesome. My bad.

I wish youtube would stop banning anime.

[Maruna]

Granted, but they start IP banning the people who watch it instead.

I wish Hayou would stop making jokes about me that aren't funny. (Saying I Never was that Awesome)

[Hayou]

Granted, but only jokes that aren't funny to Hayou will count.

I wish Maruna's ego was smaller. *whistles innocently*

[Maruna]

Granted, but it gets so small that I can't corrupt this wish.

I Wish I had a some Chile.

[Hayou]

Granted, but you also inherit the Chile national debt. Have fun with your new country.

I wish the tooth fairy left $100 a tooth.

[Palis]

granted, but only when she takes your adult teeth. and dentures caust $10,000

i wish i could read minds

[Hayou]

Granted, but everyone can hear your thoughts, too.

I wish I had a computer with unlimited memory.

[Maruna]

Granted, but you become a vegetable, and can never move or speak again.

I Wish Hayou realized that I already own a country, and HE just expanded my Empire.

[Palis]

granted, but then he takes over and rules over them instead

i wish i could always be happy with my life

[Hayou]

Granted, but your life will end in three... two... one...

I wish Maruna would stop calling me a 'he!'