PSI Corruption! The Wish changed form!

[Maruna]

Granted, but you are in fact, a man.

I Wish Hayou would stop wanting to be a woman.

[Hayou]

Your wish cannot be granted at this time because Hayou already IS a woman!

I wish Maruna would slip on a banana peel. In front of a lot of people. *cues evil thoughts*

Long live parody! ~Hayou~

[Maruna]

Granted, but it was in the movie, "Maruna VII: The Battle against Marijuana" Which I win an Oscar for.

I Wish Hayou realized that cross dressing in his mother's basement doesn't make him a woman.

[Palis]

granted, but after the operation, hayou begins exploring womanhood with enthusiasm to rival that of mr/mrs garrison

i wish i new more people who werent idiots

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but you become agravated with them and die a horible death.
I wish I could watch all the yugioh abridged series all in one day several hundred times.

[Palis]

granted, but you then grow bored with yugioh abridged and realize its too late to erase the damage its done to your social life

i wish i could think of something good to wish for

[Hayou]

Granted, but you will forget what it is as soon as you begin to write your next post.

I wish I actually had a basement - no, an attic. No, a basement. Attic. Basement. Attic. Basement. Atticbasementatticbasementatticbasement BOTH!

Long live parody! ~Hayou~

[Palis]

granted, but while enjoying your new attic, a tornado come by and kills you, destroying the attic

i wish...damn, forgot...oh yeah, i wish i could write parodies

[Hayou]

Granted, but youtube will sue you for copyright infringement anyway.

I wish I had a puppy.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but your cat kills it.
I wish It was friday.

[Palis]

granted, but going through labor is gonna suck

i wish i had more free time

[Hayou]

Granted, but it will cause you to become addicted to online gaming.

I wish I was the queen of Monopoly.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[TwilightLink]

granted, but your really the king of Monopoly.
I wish Monopoly money would become real money.

[Palis]

granted, but nobody will want to play because everyone secretly hates that game

i wish i could play the guitar, and for that matter that i had a guitar

[Hayou]

Granted, but guitars will suddenly fall out of fashion and no one will want to hear you play.

I wish I had a better comeback wish to use against TwilightLink.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[FallingOut]

granted, but you post it ten minutes late

i wish i had a pie

[Hayou]

Granted, but it's a mud pie. Earthworms, anyone?

I wish I could be in a Broadway show.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[Palis]

granted, rent, but since you cant act, you suck it up and ruin a wonderful musical for every theatre geek in existence. and you play angel.

i wish i had an hdtv

[Hayou]

Granted, but the only show that's on is a low-quality videotaped performance of the Broadway show I ruined.

I wish I had an iPod.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[Palis]

granted, but you go deaf from listening to it so much

i wish i wasnt near deaf

[FallingOut]

granted, but now you are totally deaf

i wish i had super powers

[Palis]

granted, but what are you going to do with the power to melt and to make puppies cry?

i wish i had two wishes

[Hayou]

Granted, but you just used one.

I wish I hadn't posted late and had to edit this post.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but you use them stupidly.
I wish I had three wish's.

[Palis]

granted, but they somehow backfire on you in an ironic manner

i wish adult swim was its own chanel

[invisiblegunnut]

granted but the channel gets bought out by 4kids and you know the results.

I wish I had a ham sandwich

[FallingOut]

granted, but the bread is moldy

i wish i could type faster

[Palis]

grnated, but ouy los the abilty to spel

i wish i had some dinner

[Maruna]

Granted, but It's the exact same dinner I ate about an hour ago. It just looks a little different.

I Wish I Wish I was a fish.

[Hayou]

Granted, but must forever live with the irony of being a guppy named Flounder.

I wish I had a smoothie.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~